Funny Flirt Lines Novels & Stories

The man smiled and looked her from head downwards, his eyes fell on her exposed thighs; well, the twist was that she had moved the split side apart on purpose, that was actually a strategy to get him lusting, which was the core holding her entire plan. His eyes were locked on her visible thighs, her enticing smooth skin caught his attention. “Nice legs, when do they open?” he asked flirtatiously. Elena would have puked in disgust on a normal day. That was one of the worst pick-up lines she had ever heard, but she forced a smile immediately and even blushed to make him feel full of himself. “They open when you want them to,” she replied softly and bit her lips seductively.

I mumble, getting lost in the visual, in the feeling of him. “Why do I get the feeling you are a closet freak just waiting for the right guy you can let loose with,” he asks, whispering in my ear. My stomach flips and I freeze. He pulls away from my ear and smirks. “And so damn hot when you blush,” he adds, stroking my cheek with his thumb. “Which side of your lineage makes you such a shameless flirt,” I ask. “Hah, both are bad … so the two together, you don’t stand a chance,” he offers, looking absolutely proud of himself.

he says. “Of course I’m doing well,” I tease, bumping the trunk shut. “What, you thought if you didn’t visit I’d die from missing you?” A smirk tugs at my mouth. “Keep flirting like that and Dante will give you exactly what you want,” he says flatly. “My head on a platter.” I burst out laughing.

Santa smirked, “I don't think that'd be enough for you. Tell me everything you want and I’ll have it fulfilled.” My heart pounded from excitement as I moved closer to the handsome Santa, falling on my knees before looking up at him while wetting my red lips, sucking his fingers into my mouth in the process. “I want you to touch me. Caress my whole being, make my sexual fantasy come true. Kiss me, tie me, spank me, tell me the flirtiest words, and fuck me through the holidays until I smell of my “Lusty Holidays”. I moaned and he laughed.

During our dinner for two, Axel suddenly made his move, asking me to be his girlfriend. This wealthy man, notorious for his reputation as a flirt, seemed to be merely toying with me, as if I were nothing more than a curious new plaything. However, contrary to his expectations, I responded with a composure that left him blinking in surprise. "Is this how you usually flirt with girls? I hope you stop immediately," I replied calmly. "Only gold diggers will flock to you if you act like this. You will never find sincere love."

“So we’re just going to ignore the little moment on the stairs?” I blink. “What moment?” A grin tugs at her lips. “The one where he turned, looked straight at you, and basically flirted in front of everyone.” What the— “That was not flirting,” I snap defensively. “Then what was it?” “It was a cheesy line,” I argue, crossing my arms. “Men say things like that all the time.” “Yeah.” She lifts a brow, amused. “Because you definitely didn’t look like you wanted to fuck him when he caught you.” What the— My heart almost stops.

Iris spat hiding my burger from his greedy hands. "I'd love to get one for myself but that's the way I can get on your saliva, you are never going to let me kiss otherwise" he smirked. "Ewww! That was gross, the lamest line used for flirting ever." she scrunched her nose. "What do I do? Good ones do not work for you." He said shrugging his shoulders looking so cute. Iris wondered how his girlfriend would enjoy his flirting. She was going to be one lucky dame.

He eyed the gorgeous ladies one by one to memorize their beautiful faces. ‘They’re new customers in here, I need to entertain and satisfy them to their liking.’ He thought to himself as he was planning to follow their requests whatever it is. “That’s exactly me..!” Florr waved her slender hand and answered flirtatiously giving the manager her most alluring smile. Florr’s five friends were left dumbfounded by her response. They never imagined that Florrabelle Valdez, the notorious in the field of law and the most serious among of them could act naturally flirtatious.

I watched his Adam's apple bob. At this point, I think looking too beautiful should be a crime. “You're difficult,” he murmured, leaning slightly closer. “You noticed?” I said in a high-pitched sarcastic voice. “I'm starting to enjoy it.” Exactly what I planned for, the flirty game, let's see if I still know ball. I grabbed the drink again, taking another sip mostly to avoid answering him. “I feel like that line works on every woman you meet,” I muttered, swirling the drink lightly inside the glass.

he said, still staring at me. Does this still work on girls? Yuck. “I wasn’t going to do anything about it, but then you flirt with me.” I did flirt with him. With my best sexy self, I smiled at him and tilted my head, “well, give me your number and I will call you when I get home.” He diverted his eyes and chortles. I don’t know what’s funny. I waited until he quiet down. though, I secretly don’t want him to. His laughter is arousing.