Novel & Cerita Funny Friendship Questions

“What makes you think he’ll listen to you?” “And what makes you think he’ll not listen to me? “Then why does it bother you?” My mouth gapes because I’m not ready to give her my answer. “Why don’t you want me to be your friend, Samantha?” I lower my voice. “Why would you want to be my friend, Phoenix?” Jesus! she’s so stubborn and smart-ass. “Why not? What’s wrong with being your friend?” “Why are you insisting to be my friend? I’m sure you have lots of friends; men and women from your social circle.”

​As Ash stepped out to give us space, I began to help Luke eat. ​"Is he your boyfriend?" Luke asked suddenly. I burst out laughing, which only made him frown in confusion. "What's so funny?" ​"Nothing. I just get that question a lot," I said, catching my breath. "It’s practically a running joke." ​"So... no?" ​"No. He's my best friend. We grew up together."

"I'm a little jealous of my baby sister, I guess she told you that we have some of the same interests... and I hope I can find a guy like you someday." "There's a lot of us out there looking for this," I said, "I'm sure you'll find someone." "Mmm, I hope so," she replied. Then she paused before saying, "Would you guys mind if I was really nosy and asked you some stupid questions?" "Ask away," said Karen, "we're open books!" "Well, I'm just curious... how often do you, uh, you know, how often do you do..." We all laughed when Karen jumped in to finish her question. "Kinky stuff?"

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.

Suddenly I feel nervous. It’s not like he would try to pull something on me on the first day we met, right? And certainly not while I am dressed like this? But why did he inadvertently try to ask if I had a boyfriend? Maybe I should invite him in and see where it goes? No, that’s probably a bad idea... we are neighbours after all. How awkward would it be to have a one night stand with your neighbour and have to see him all the time. Bad Blair! It’s ok to just have guy friends without benefits too! I’d best just go home and do some work...

"We can be friends. Or is it impossible?" "Of course not!"

At the casual cruelty. At the shallow conversations. And a question rose in my mind, quiet but sharp. Were they ever really my friends? Or were they just… part of the plan? Would they even show up for me if I lost someone close, like Ryker did for his friend.

“Thanks, man.” Something else popped into my head, and the question slipped out almost immediately. “If I sent you a text saying I didn’t want to be your friend anymore what would you?” He rolled his eyes. “I just came back from the exam hall. I don’t want to answer any questions.” “It’s hypothetical,” I said, “I doubt you even need up to two brain cells to answer.” Louis exhaled. “So what will you do?” “I’d hunt you down, tie you to a chair, and use one of the cruelest psychological tricks to make you explain yourself.”

Even her? “You know, I am also wondering… Where did you both get that habit of being so inquisitive and nosy?” I asked while raising my brow. “How are we nosy? We’re just asking questions about OUR BEST FRIEND. What’s wrong with knowing what’s happening to OUR BEST FRIEND,” Mich said and even dilated her eyes. “You accentuated and heightened the word Best friend for that? He just met my parents yesterday! What’s the deal with that?” I exclaimed and drank my Crescent Americano Iced Frappe after.

"Are you single?" "Pardon?" Her jaw dropped. "Forget it." He clear his throat in embarassment. She laughs slienty inside looking at his Frustration and shy.. "Hey may i ask you one thing." He said "No!" She refuse in his face, he look her shockingly. "Not one thing but ask two things, I am ready to listen." She giggles like a kid, which make him smile too. "You said we had a good friendship, right?" He asked.