Funny Harry Styles Novels & Stories

It was three pairs of men’s underwear, priced at nine dollars and ninety cents. Harry: “…” Kai, who was standing by the side, could not hold back and burst out laughing. Hahaha! She bought him underwear that was priced at nine dollars and ninety cents? “Hahaha!” Kai snorted as he laughed, but his laughter stopped abruptly when he saw Harry’s deathly gaze which was fixed on him. His shoulders kept shaking in an effort to hold back his laughter. Harry glared at him fiercely.

I confessed truthfully as I struggled a little to find the right words. Harvey stared at me before his brows drew into a frown while I waited impatiently for his response. Instead of instantly replying to me, Harvey’s expression quickly changed, and he began laughing as if he had heard something quite crazy. I made a weird face at his unexpected reaction. I was trying to be serious about everything, but it seemed like Harvey found something about that very entertaining. “I don’t see what’s so funny…” I muttered. “Of course, it’s funny. Who do you think you are?” Harvey asked as he tried desperately to control his laughter.

“You heard right. Just this morning, she tossed my paintings in the trash can and called them garbage.” Fuck! I shouldn’t have said that. I regret my loose tongue the instant those words leave my mouth. With the amount of whiskey I have coursing through me right now, it’s a miracle I haven’t spilled the passwords to my bank accounts already. I should probably stop drinking so much. Harry’s laughter is full blown now, tears streaming down his face as he tries desperately not to collapse onto the ground in laughter. “Have you had enough?” I ask him seriously, trying to suppress my smirk.

Harrison asked. “The great Alexander Lancaster is actually scared of something like this? So pathetic!” Hazel laughed playfully. She was so amused by this scenario. “Let me add more to his pain.” Harper pressed a button and it sent a meme to Alexander’s account. It was a picture of him and the surprised Pikachu face. Which described his situation perfectly. The kids laughed quietly, they were enjoying it. “He looks so stupid!” Henry exclaimed. “I bet he is fuming with anger right now. His face must be as red as an apple.” Hazel playfully added.

I felt even more like a potato in front of her. The man next to him was no stranger to me. He was none other than Harry Styles, an actor and celebrity known for lawsuits. He had become famous after a scandal involving his girlfriend, and I remember that this had been a time when he avoided following the lives of the famous, so I didn't know the reasons for so many controversies.

He didn't even remove Catherine's hand on his arm. This is crazy. Why did I even believe he would remove his lover’s hand on his arm? She’s his great love, anyway. “Uh, Serena…” Harry got my attention by calling my name gently. “I don't think you’d like an ice cream in my hand instead of in a cone. My chocolate moose has become a cow.” I couldn't help but laugh at Harry’s joke. I saw a woman behind Harry trying so hard to hide her laughter while I almost teared up laughing at his crazy joke. Even Andy laughed at him while Catherine and Tyler remained silent and it brought me back to seriousness.

Styles wasn't his surname, wasn't part of his name. “Sorry for not introducing myself, but I'm not Mr Styles.” he replied and he heard her laugh beautifully, making his heart flutter. “Ofcourse, I know who you are. I can recognize your voice, Mr Harry.” Ciara responded and he smiled a bit, grateful for the fact that at least, she knew who it was. “Why did you call me Mr styles?” His curiosity got the better of him, so he asked. “You know, Harry. Like Harry Styles.” she replied and he smiled. They had met only once, and she was already cracking jokes with him.

Ten minutes wouldn’t even be enough for someone to finish a call, would it? “Ha ha ha! What a joke! I’ve seen a lot of douchebags who pretended to be great in front of me, but I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you!” “Switch the host in ten minutes? Ha ha ha! Do you know who supports my family?” “I’m afraid you might piss in your pants if I tell you!” “Hell, you don’t deserve to know!” Harry and his workers roared in laughter. In their eyes, Harvey was no more than an idiot.

I immediately shrug him off. “Oh, sorry. I’m probably all sweaty and gross. My bad.” He apologises but he doesn’t actually sound remotely sorry. In fact he’s super cheerful. “You’re fine. Just keep your hands to yourself. It’s weird seeing you in casual clothes.” I observe. Harry grins at me. “Back atcha. You look so adorable in your giant t-shirt. It’s almost like a dress on you. I can imagine you curled up on your couch watching a movie like that. Or curled up on my lap preferably.” He winks at me and I roll my eyes.

Harry slammed Kirey onto the sofa and looked at Kirey who was sprawled across him. "Harry, don't!" Kirey shouted as Harry started to get closer to him "Feel this, damn it! HIYAA......!" Harry immediately climbed onto the Sofa and tickled Kirey's stomach. "Hahahaha...Hahahahahahahahaha. Ha—Harry!" Kirey laughed hard. Harry wanted to kill her right now. Kirey was even already weak and no longer strong enough to laugh. "Enough Harry, Kirey!"