Funny Harry Styles Novels & Stories

I found myself watching him, grateful for the easy energy he brought, even as I felt my own nerves still pulsing beneath the surface. “So, get this,” Harry started, grinning as he leaned forward. “Last week, in School, we pulled off the best prank yet. You know that professor who’s always going on about discipline and professionalism to be successful?” Neel raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. “The one with the really boring voice?”

Harry Lee stood up from his seat and bowed down his head while his hand was raised. He was an upright man, always stood straight, and wearing vintage and clear glasses. He was really tall, wearing a black coat and slacks, and he has these lips that were always pursing when he looks from one person to another. His jawline was so strong, and he looks really young for his age of fifty. He also has this tidy and brown hair like Hazi. "It was much of a pleasure, sir Sy! Thank you so much for your kind acceptance!" Harry said giddily and sat down quietly on his seat. He picked up one of the breadsticks and ate it while smiling.

I challenged him, though I knew who was going to win. “Fucking Brit!” he spat out, laughing carelessly. “Carry on, Harry Potter. So, what will get if I win?” “Anything, Kardashian.” I shrugged, extending my hand with determination. “I can’t believe you know all these shits.” “Blame it on Clyve. He didn’t stop talking about shits since he started producing a morning show.” “Wow! Good for your bro, mate.” “Now, what if I’m going to win?”

"What were you expecting! That I jump and cuddle onto you!" "Yes I was expecting that." Harry smirked. "Still the same arsehole." Five said with a returned smirk of hers. "You still lack fashion taste." Harry replied with a grin. "What's bad about wearing a pair of canvas and a jean jacket to a party?" She pouted like a child. "When the party is not a school one, then it's bad." Harry laughed gently. "I missed you!" Five confessed.

Harry rolled his eyes and asked for a drink. His attitude was very different. He acted like a bully. “So will you tell me where you spent the night?” He smirked. “Your father’s mansion” I said without shame. “Oooouuu. Seems like you missed your husband’s bed”. Harry was being sarcastic and it made me wonder what changed. “Come on, laugh it out,” he laughed. It cracked me up and I laughed. “I miss seeing you laugh,” he said softly. “So what is going on?” He brushed it off before I could reply.

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”

The crazy guy just dressed down Frost like he’s a damn college professor. Frost inclines his head. “Point taken.” Crazy Harry shoves his hands in the pockets of his pants and levels his gaze on me. His eyes are a surprisingly pale blue, and they pierce right through me, like he can see inside me. Now that I’m getting a better look at him, he appears a little younger than I guessed at before, though his outfit still makes him look a bit like a California surfer boy gone to seed in his New Mexico retirement.

He then said “As I have your husband’s name, you should respect me like your husband. You shouldn’t shout at me even if I was irregular to college, if I get suspended or even if I bring girls to our house. Um... I mean to help me in my studies.” Ugh! Seriously Harry? What an idiot you are? “Oh really!” granny held Harry’s ear and pinched it. “Ouch! Grandpa your wife is killing me. Do something.” He shouted. Granny started laughing hearing his sentence. Harry smiled looking at her and said “I love to see you laughing, gran.” “But not here. Everyone will look at me like a mad one.” She said laughing. I smiled looking at them. Harry always tries to make everyone laugh despite of whatever the si

" Harry backed away slightly, crossing his arms over his chest. "Asshole! I'm not that frustrated yet," Aiden replied with a small chuckle. "Wait! You're chuckling?" exclaimed Harry, looking surprised. What's wrong?" asked Aiden. “You're healthy, right? Are you possessed by a spirit or some kind of vampire?" said Harry. "Come on Harry! Your expression is ridiculous. Aiden was still smiling as he sipped his drink. How long have I known you? But this is the first time I've seen you chuckle like that; how fucking handsome! Harry exclaimed, making Aiden laugh even more.

He's about to loose it. "I'm last. Banana right? Fine, just don't laugh. You must be a banana, 'cause I find you very A-PEELING?" I said rather in question since I wasn't sure if my joke was funny or not. But surprisingly, they all laughed. That's a relief. "Oh, this one. It's an Olive. OLIVE you so much that it hurts! HAHAHA!" Ione remembered. "That's nothing, listen to mine. You make my heart skip BEET! HAHAHA! The vegetable! Burned!" Harry said.