Funny Harry Styles Novels & Stories

He was wearing all white, with a polo shirt and white cargo pants and white desert boot yeezy sneakers, our outfits complemented each other quite well. He ordered the uber once I had finished my makeup whilst I was pre-drinking. "You look good and smell good babe", he complimented me as we were walking out the building. "Thank you", I responded getting into the uber and connecting the aux. "SpongeBob pet Gary, I'm a slimy mother fucker, Lookin' for a fairly odd mother like my name Crocker, green goblin not the grinch, stealin' out the stockings, how to dance , the chick from grease the pots stole made from crocker, oh the teeny bop pull up like a diaper on a toddler (huh, huh) strong like a

They kept mocking. “Don't you have something to do like train instead of following me with your stupid things?” I asked sullenly as I turned to face them. "Yes.” Hilary replied with a shrug, "but making fun of you when you're not with Liv is our favorite sport... and the funniest too.” "Okay, greaseball with legs.” the evil was tangible in her voice "Do you really think Liv would notice you in any way other than friendly?” I couldn't help but think that her smile was devilish.

and by saying that Harry got up from his seat, but he stopped on hearing Rajat’s next question. “You didn’t ask this girl’s name?” Rajat said on which Harry turned towards him with a smirk and said, “I’m the King of British Mafia don’t forget that,” and by saying that he left from there. Next-Day:- Harry came to his university; he was walking in the parking lot when he saw Sanjeev standing a little far from him and was talking to his class fellows. 1st Harry thought to talk to him, but later he thought what if he took it in a wrong way? So he just dropped that idea and stepped forward.

Time to bring out my invisible long list of questions. “How old are you?” I asked. He lowered his eyes. “That? You couldn't just G****e me?” I scoffed “I don't care about you that much Aaron Vanderbilt” Lies, it had not occurred to me to. I don't think I’d ever actually googled anyone before. Except Harry Styles of course. He gave a slight chuckle. I squinted. Did Aaron just laugh? With me? The meds must have been getting to him I suppose.

Harry who was fond of making jokes with the former CEO’s son during staff meetings was now silent as a grave. The meeting was so tense that by the time it ended, everyone felt relived. Mr. Carrington seemed to be a very serious man. He had not smiled throughout the meeting. I wondered if he knew how to laugh. If I hadn’t gone to that party in the woods, I would have thought everyone from Misenium was grumpy. Harry and I were close friends. We had started working at the same time and so bonded easily due to facing similar struggles. “Things are about to get tough around here,” Harry said as we entered my office.

“You don’t need to be concerned about that.” “Also, who is we? You and your pal… yeah, what’s his name? Seth? Are you both conspiring?” Harry smirked, “So you are not THAT dumb.” I scoffed, “You are running around being a dog for someone. How can I ever be dumber than you?” Harry stepped closer, his face turning red, “Don’t test my patience, you fucking slut.” “Ah, ah, ah…” someone jumped off the stairs, startling me, “don’t insult our little sister-in-law, Harrieta.”

Seeing Lars walk out the door, Harry burst out laughing Lars said it's not wrong, Benedict intentionally messing with him is like throwing a straw against the wind.

I had to sit at the side because of my injured leg. "Harry, your limbs are well-developed, but your brain is too simple.You are likely to be impulsive." As soon as Blair said this, his words elicited laughter. "What's so funny?" Harry was embarrassed and annoyed at the same time. But our classmates were not afraid of him anymore now that they knew that most of the time, he was just pretending to be fierce.I couldn't help laughing too, and he noticed it. He glared at me angrily, curled his lips, and turned his back to everyone helplessly.

"I brought my ex with me” Harry incomprehensibly turns his head towards me. “Do you remember I told you I had never smelled a woman before ? That's because she's not giving off any scent”. Harry's eyebrows seem to have grown together over his forehead. “And that's because she's one of them. The witches”. I look down. Harry starts laughing. "What's so funny ?" “You've been with a girl who spends her free time killing guys like you? How the hell did you dare cheat on her ?”

Aditi, who was standing alone, couldn't control herself and laughed happily after seeing Harry's face. "Must say. These two brats are really good with their mischievousness." Ashwin shook his head as he spoke. Right now in front of them, Harry was standing with not just a clown makeup but also his hairs were tied into African style. It would be fine if it was just a hairstyle but it was painted with different colours. A white face with different colours on not just face but also on hair, was definitely making everyone laugh at him. "Henry won't have that much courage to do this alone to his big brother. Hehehe. It must be Serene. Hihihi." Aditi said between her laughs.