Funny Hunter X Hunter Novels & Stories

Sane was surprised to see Simon, who was plastering his signature 'I'll-kill-you-if-you-won't-tell-me' smile, Claus who was carrying his bass guitar, Edmund who was eating a croissant, and Nikolaj who was looking intently at Hunter and Haniel with furrowed eyebrows. "Oh, who's this chappie?" asked Simon when he saw Hunter before raising his hand for a high five. "Hunter, Brother." "'You good at hunting, eh?" Claus joked that immediately made Hunter snicker. "Ironically, I am not." Hunter asked for a high five with the rest of the members, but when he raised his hand for Nikolaj, the latter just stared at him before his brows furrowed. However, Simon spanked the drummer, forcing him to give h

His scream was instant, but he quickly stopped screaming and held it in. “I’d rather fuck on, it is more fun.” I stated, not caring if right now was not the time to be making jokes. I had to hand it to the guy, his training made me wonder if they were human at all. The level of pain tolerance was more than I anticipated. I wondered just how much training the hunters received. Evidently, he didn’t find me funny, since he didn’t laugh. Oh well, I thought it was funny. I guess if I was in his position, I probably wouldn’t be laughing either.

I didn't believe him. "It's okay. I don't want any scandals so don't play such jokes with me. Otherwise, what will happen to you can never be interpreted as a joke." I was smiling as bright as my sleepless eyes could go. "Wow, relax, fox. You don't have to get all defensive. I was being sarcastic that night. You can ask Denzel, I never mean any harm." "Denzel can't vouch for someone like you." I cringed. "You don't know him as much as I do. My name is Hunter by the way." He suddenly opened one corner of his jacket so that I could see his tattooed name on his right breast.

I’d tied him to this exact same tree last year. “Untie me, asshole,” I snapped, glaring up at him. Hunter grinned, leaning one shoulder against the tree like this was the most entertaining thing he’d seen all night. The fireworks painted his face in bursts of red and gold — a devil in celebration lighting. “Now why would I do that, tiger?” he drawled. “You look good tied up.” I rolled my eyes so hard it almost hurt. “You’re a dead man.” “Already heard that one,” he said, chuckling. “Usually right before someone ends up flat on their ass.”

’ ‘I think you better stop our mate before he becomes vampire dinner’ Sabrina responded in a panicked tone and Audrey turned to look at Logan who was no longer in his previous spot. A loud growl went off and she saw Hunter’s body in the air, arms and legs all stretched out as he leaped to jump at the three men. They jumped startled but their fear wore off as quickly as it came, wide grins plastered their faces as they looked at the growling beast in front of them that was dripping foam at its lips. “Look boys looks like dinner just delivered itself.” The one who looked like he was in charge of the two others commented taking slow steps toward Hunter and his apprentices just laughed maniacall

he chuckled. One of them had short blond hair, while the other one had a long, distinctive scar down his right cheek. “That’s not creepy,” I spat. They chuckled. “It’s not wrong for friends to check up on other friends.” “How did you find me?” My voice cracked. The blonde one barked out a laugh. “I’m a Hunter. It’s in my blood to find wolves. You wouldn’t know that because you’re only half.” I swallowed in response. Crap.

She announces loudly, getting relieved sighs from everyone, which causes Hunter to chuckle amusedly. I turn in my mate’s arms to give him a questioning look. He only smiles at me, giving me a kiss on the forehead. “What? It’s funny.” He defends with a shrug. Okay, I admit, it’s kind of amusing when I think about it. “Yeah, it is.” I giggle, watching the guys tiredly trudge towards their houses.

“What did you just do?” Hunter asked coming out of the flowers. “You killed your son!” he walked past Ethan’s body. “Hunter!” Ludo called to him. “Join us Hunter,” Mr. Hamuumbu pointed the gun at him. “Aren’t you supposed to be dead, Hunter?” Ludo asked with her breath quickening. Hunter walked to where Ludo was and stood looking at Mr. Hamuumbu with disgust written all over his face. He didn’t utter a word to Ludo nor look at her.

He chattered on restlessly “okay calm down honey, we’ll head to the temple after breakfast, so go take a wash and I’ll be done in a few moments.” Genevieve said as she straightened his hair, she then stared at his eyes, instead of it being green like hers or that of any other Hunter they were blue but the shade was so faint it almost looked like white, it looked extremely beautiful and captivating but it was for this very reason several people wanted him dead, he was different from everyone else and they were scared of it.

Damon; Aw, quit being grumpy, babe. Hunter; Who you calling babe, man? Fuck you mehn. Tristan; Now, y'all are just making me laugh. Damon; You should pay us then, we don't make people laugh for free. Tristan; Unfortunately, I'm only one person here and not a 'people', sooo I can't pay, now can I? Damon; Same shit. Tristan; Don't think so. What's up with y'all? Anything I missed? Hunter; Yeah! A lot of things.