Funny Hunter X Hunter Novels & Stories

“A human?” “Not just a human.” I stepped forward, keeping the knife between us. “A hunter.” His lips curled into a sneer as he took a step toward me, his movements slow and deliberate. “You must be Riley’s pet.” His eyes raked over me, his grin widening. “I can smell him all over you. Leave it to Riley to fuck up this bad. A human? And not just any human—a hunter?” He barked a laugh. “Call it off.” My voice was steady, though every muscle in my body was coiled tight. “Whatever you’re planning to do to him, end it. I heard you, Liam. You killed Marcus, not Riley.”

I never thought a girl would have this much power over me but even after kissing her I know I am goner for the rest of my life. “Okay let’s forget about what she said for right now. Answer me this, what did you do today to piss her off?” ‘You breathed’ Hunter jokes. Ha-ha very funny Hunter, you will be lucky if I don’t feed you dog food the next time you come out. ‘Whatever goes in my mouth ends up in your stomach later.’ My wolf is just ridiculous.

Well shit. I was not expecting all that. The Hunter just verbally spilled his guts and essentially bared his soul in one sitting. And of all the reasons he could be on the run, I hadn’t considered that he killed someone that high up in his guild, least of all his mother.

Hunter announced, looking happy to be getting his vision back. He's lucky, I thought he was going to stay blind forever. “Anita really effed you up so bad, didn't she, huh?” I joked and chuckled, balling my first in anger as I brought up the topic about Anita when the joke was no longer funny. Who we don't have locked up anymore, all because Hunter here choose not to listen when he should have.

"Seriously though. You two disappeared into the woods looking like you wanted to kill each other, and then you came back looking even worse." "We were talking." Hunter coughs into his cup to hide a laugh. I point at him immediately. "Don't encourage her." "I didn't say anything." "Your face said plenty." Tara leans closer. "Did he almost mark you?" I nearly choke. "Lower your damn voice!" Hunter completely loses it at that, laughing hard enough that Tara starts laughing too. "Oh my Goddess." I rub both hands over my face. "I hate all of you." "No you don't," Tara says cheerfully.

Dante came up behind her, his eyes scanning the chaotic room before he fell into uncontrollable laughter beside Mel. "She already has you completely on your toes." Mel snickered, wiping a tear from the corner of her eye. "Who the fuck are you people?" The hunter questioned sharply, shifting her aim from me to Melissa. "Just an old friend of this awkward fellow." She said, gesturing at me with her hand. In a more serious tone, she continued, "Do you remember how you got here?" The hunter frowned, clutching her covers even tighter. The lamp lowered the slightest bit.

Hunter confessed. I looked away from him. Why is my conscience consuming me alive? I cleared my throat. “So, the whole, mister nice-guy is all a pretend, right?” Hunter’s brows crossed. “What do you mean?” “You’re acting as a nice guy. It’s a lie, right. I mean, your real character must be rotting at all.” Hunter laughed hysterically as if finding my sentence a punchline of a joke. “I’m serious.” He held his tummy. “Amanda, you are funny,” he wiped the tears in his eyes. “Oh, geez. No. This is all real. What you see is what you get.”

Jonea butted Hunter's stomach with her head and both hands when she could. Hunter fell backwards and hit his head on the melted ice cream on the grass. Jonea stood up straight with a big grin. She felt satisfied because she managed to take down Axel. The girl clapped her hands as if full of dirt after touching Hunter's body. Axel was stunned. He didn't think Jonea would do something so crazy. Meanwhile, the other three members of B4 just burst out laughing when they saw Hunter fall to his knees and hit his head on melted ice cream.

I need to stop this thing with Jax. I must fix us, Hunter and me. I must make his heart whole again. I lean over and give him a peck on his cheek. He looks at me with a sneaky smile, "Is that all I get?" "What else did you want?" "Maybe just a little bit of tongue." "Is this your attempt to talk dirty?" "Yes." "You suck at it." "I can think of something else you can suck." "Hunter!" He lets out a rather nervous laugh and looks me straight in the eyes, “Just messing with you. I think we got a long way to go before that happens again."

Ever. “Stop pestering me and look for your own girl, jerk.” I shot. I saw him smirk. “I won’t do that, I’m afraid,” he said. “Because she is just around the corner,” he added. I rolled my eyes. “That girl is so unfortunate,” I replied. The members of InfiniteX chuckled. Hunter rolled his eyes. “Yes, how unlucky to have awesome Hunter Looney to love her.” He shot back. I grinned. “Exactly. I’m glad you know, jerk,” I told him again.