Novel & Cerita Funny Hunter X Hunter

“I don’t think we should waste our time on stupid jokes, Hunter. We need to get out of here.” “Get out of here?” He repeated my words back to me in a playful tone. “You really want to get out? We still have a chance to finish–” I cut him off. “No!” Hunter was just like every other guy. No matter how powerful he was, this was all he cared about: sex. A rock tumbled down on the other side of us. I jumped; Hunter knocked his fist against it and shoved it away. Another fell, then another. He swung them away, again and again, until the cave settled.

"And I fell through it." Xander clapped happily. As if being praised. Hunter groaned. "He rescued me..." He rubbed his bandaged forehead. "...By using me as a projectile." For one heartbeat the room remained perfectly silent. Then Sol burst into laughter. I tried not to. I really did. But the image of Hunter falling headfirst onto the Sanctuary's throne... Followed by our floating son accidentally saving his life... Was simply too much. Within seconds the entire infirmary echoed with laughter. Everyone...

, A sneer fall out of my mouth as I quickly gripped his hand. “This bitch has a smart mouth”, The hunter laughed after removing his hand from my grip. As he laughed, my hands clenched into fists and l refrained from taking a step back. He was annoying me but I had nothing to do, In front of me were hunters and behind me were hunters. With a disparaging smile on his lips, the hunter continued to chuckle creepily. “I know you have a thought that your bastard will come and save you. Ha-ha he won’t be alive long enough to come to your rescue”,

Hello faithful readers. How do you do? I have been incognito for a while due to some hardware issues with my computer but I have found a way around that thanks to God. I am sorry for letting you all down and hope that wouldn't happen again. Now that I have that out of the way, there is an announcement to make. I am here to inform you that Book 1 of Hunters: The Prequel - Hunter Hunted - is over. And Book 2 begins today!

’ While Vincent wondered about this, Joel and Edgar looked at their friend, Hunter. Then, Hunter pointed to himself. “Are you calling me?” He asked Chandler. Vincent, Chandler and Adler looked at Hunter. “You said Mr. Hunter, and that’s my name,” Hunter defended. Chandler laughed. Vincent caught his forehead with his palms. And Adler just looked at the three as if they were annoying bugs. “No, Mr. Hunter,” Chandler replied to Hunter. He peered back to Adler and continued, “I called this man a Hunter because he is hunting evil guys. Right, Detective Adler?”

I was in the water when I turned around and looked at Hunter laughing alongside Rick. “Don’t laugh,” I said to both of them. “That was funny,” Layla said. I’m the only one that doesn’t find this funny. “Shut up,” I mumbled to all of them. Hunter swam toward me. “Don’t be like that Laura. It’s just a joke.” Hunter purposely whispered into my ear making me blush, I looked around seeing everyone is distracted in their own world. “Not funny right,” I asked, I turned around and faced him.

Hunter said jokingly. This piqued Sydney’s interest. “What? Why? Does he have a problem?” “Bingo!” Hunter snapped his fingers. “My Sydney is so smart!” Sydney rolled her eyes at him. “Go away! Why am I yours? Be serious!” Hunter laughed. “Sure, sure. I’ll be more serious.”

I hissed. Hunter chuckled and raised his arms in surrender. "I'm sorry, OK? I just love teasing you. You know that you are hot, and your scent is a serious turn-on to at least ninety percent of the creatures living in the Dark Realm, and yet you're so adorably innocent…"

Both of them seemed unfazed by my presence and I can only think of one thing; they’ve killed a lot of humans that an alive one doesn’t scare them at all. “I am asking you, little hunter.” With my furrowed brows, I look into his eyes. “Should I answer?” I innocently asked. “It’s a basic manner to do so,” he replied. “Manner for a human-to-human conversation,” I smirked. I heard a small cough behind Alarick and I saw Convel, the blue guy trying to hold his laughter. “Convel find you funny, that’s news.” Convel stopped coughing and keep a poker face.

Prologue Daniel's POV I went on with my life, not expecting even a tiny bit of happiness to find me, I was just living under the dark side of life. Killing, hunting monsters. No happiness, not even love. Nothing could reach my frozen soul. That is, if I had a soul.