Icarly Joke Is On You Novels & Stories

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

JUNO'S point of view "Why was the ketchup red?" I laughed out loud 'cause I already know the joke but I kept going and pretended I didn't know it. I leaned back on my chair while clutching my stomach. Jace has been telling corny jokes the whole time we're in the restaurant and he's totally unstoppable! "Okay, why?" I answered, nearly tearing up. "Because he saw the salad dressing," I chorused with him and he glared before I burst out laughing once again.

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

Maxwell somehow managed to burn his marshmallow within seconds. I stared at the blackened lump. "How?" "I like them crispy." "They’re black." "They’re… extra crispy." Alec handed him another one. "You have the cooking skills of a raccoon." "I don’t even know what that means." "It means stop touching the fire." "I refuse." I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my own marshmallow. Watching them together was strangely comforting. They teased each other constantly, but beneath every joke was years of deep affection. "You two…" I said, smiling.

"I guess we're not allowed to order any drinks without upsetting wannabe George Lopez?" "Hey, motherfucker," Oscar said. "That's fucking racist." "Why?" I asked. "Because you stole that second joke of yours from the third season of his show, or because you can't actually think of anything funny to say?" "What, hey, I didn't steal any jokes!" Oscar fumed. "Alright, dude," you said. "Don't freak out. Just go watch the show, I'm sure you just did it by accident." "What the fuck? Hey, security, get this punk out of here," Oscar said.

Otherwise👹. My Marvelous: Just forget about even remembering I called you that, it'll be Three months later... Like in movies 😂😂😂😂. This girl was a case and I just found myself laughing at her corny jokes. And that made me miss her more. I couldn't wait anymore... Tbc...

The usual playfulness in his gaze wasn't there as well. “You truly are one unfortunate bastard!" Iris said to Lucien and continued to laugh. I didn't get what the joke was about so I kept quiet. Lucien on the other hand seemed to get the joke because he rolled his eyes and dumped his cup of coffee in the sink. “Fuck off, Iris," Lucien said to Iris as he pulled out a seat for himself. "Are you going to let me in on the joke or should I excuse this bromance?” I asked both of them, if they weren't going to tell me then I might as well have my breakfast in the living room.

I declared and the confused ladies asked what I meant by that “That chicken head! That troublemaker pressured me to make him some instant coffee which he had never had all his whole life. I did as he told me and now he’s having a runny stomach, it’s so bad that he’s at the hospital right as I speak” I explained with a shaky voice Monica let out a yelp from the shocking story I just told while Irene paused for a while before she suddenly burst into laughter. “Why are you laughing? Are you mocking me?” I shouted, getting angry at her reaction to a serious issue

Al laughed as he put his hands in his pockets before he again leaned on the wall, "But to shift I'd have to get naked. Isn't that also moms-and-dads only?" Scarlett froze at his logic before she "hmphed" and darted out of the alley, face scarlet red. "She's too young for that joke." I frowned, knowing I was only this sensitive because of what happened with Liam. It was a nothing joke. "I'm sorry." Al apologized with such a genuine look that I suddenly felt bad even mentioning it. But that lasted for a second-- "So are you old enough for it then?" He smirked evilly and I felt steam blown off me.