Funny Jokes In English

Avalin is a 22 year old who has never had sex and can not begin to know we’re to start. She has never wanted to have sex and has been content with that. Avalin works at a lingerie store and has seen the rich and famous and those scrounging for enough to buy one bra. On this particular Wednesday a women walks in with her daughter and needed two sets of lingerie. “Honey it doesn’t matter if you like the lingerie what matters is that he likes it.” The mother said. “But mom, I don’t even know Mr. Kenway.” “Shut up Eveline, you will get him to sleep with you and get pregnant. Then we can live the lives we want.” The mother said well paying the bill and turning to walk out. This was not the first time Avalin has heard of someone buying lingerie to get there daughter to try and trap Mr.Kenway. Avalin reached for the phone to call the Kenway residence. “Kenway residence.” Avalin has called multiple times to give information so that Mr.Kenway didn’t get trapped. However this was the first time she’s heard this voice. It is more gruff and sullen than the cranky man who usually answers the phone. “Eveline Perry, will try to trap Mr.Kenway on Friday. She will drug his drink at Sky Bar after his dinner meeting.” “How do you know about my dinner meeting?” Mr.Kenway said. Avalin hung up the phone as quick as possible.

EXTRACT.... I felt a hand snuck behind my back and flicked my eyes open. Before I could realize it, I was sitting on Zain's lap facing him. How did I end up on his lap? I struggled to get down but he held my waist, making it hard for me to get up from his lap. "Zain, are you insane? Let me down." I screamed and he covered my mouth with his right hand. "Stop shouting, people will hear you." He said and I glared at him. He chuckled and pulled his hand away from my mouth. "I miss you, I have been thinking about you since morning." He said, his hot breath fanning my chest. I was not in for his game this midday so I struggled to get down but he would not let me. " Zain, I beg you let me go," I retorted to begging. "You did not hear what I said huh?" He asked, laughing at me with his eyes. "I heard you but please can you let me down, anyone can see you or your wife can even walk through at any moment," I tried to reason with him but it looked like his demons were at work. "You know, I am suddenly horny and I want to get you under me. That's the only way I can let you go. I want to have you right here right now." . . . Loving can be hard especially in cases where the person you are loving is unreachable. That's the situation Jenny Thompson found herself in, in love with her ex, Zain Zidat, who is now married to her sister, Susan. With both being under the same roof, can the heart stop going for what it wants? Find out in this story of love and betrayal. *BOOK 1*

Charlie is a childish woman with a lot of secrets from the past that she can't tell to her husband, Drake. Drake is a serious type of person who will bear the struggles of being a husband of Charlie and might put him in a very dangerous situation because of the secrets Charlie have. Such as being an ex-assassin and currently a loan shark. With a misunderstanding in the past incident, someone will die, someone will be save and someone will have to pay. The question is.........who will be who?

"You're so beautiful the stars would cry" He whispered against her neck, sending shivers down to her spine... What happens when the Duke Elijah develops and unhealthy obsession towards his brother's wife? And is willing to do anything to have her all for himself. [MATURE CONTENT, R@PE, ABUSE, VIOLENCE] | this is my story! My imagination so do not copy it| PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME

Saat bertemu dengan Marshella Wood--sang penulis novel yang sedang naik daun--untuk membicarakan projek film, Marvel Dawson diserang oleh sekelompok orang tak dikenal. Penyerangan itu membuatnya mau tidak mau percaya akan cerita penulis itu, bahwa mereka telah terhubung sejak berabad-abad yang lalu. Berdua, mereka kembali ke abad pertengahan untuk memutuskan rantai kutukan yang telah memakan banyak korban.

Kisah tentang seorang gadis bernama Starla Keina Fazwa. Si gadis dengan seribu luka yang terpendam di dalam hatinya. Semenjak kepergian sang bunda, keluarganya runtuh perlahan dan mulai kehilangan keharmonisan di dalamnya. Itulah alasan Starla bertekad untuk memperbaiki keluarganya supaya bisa kambeli seperti dulu lagi. Akankah Starla bisa menggapai keinginan kecilnya itu?

The infamous Aleksander Konstantinov is an important executive with an impeccable name, a perfect image and a life that every mortal would like to have. Although pragmatic, by day he is a correct being, apparently the prince charming that women look for in a fairy tale, being in reality insidious, because when the moon rises he is a crooked, frivolous man, he is dangerous, at night his dark side and The most evil desires take over his dark and implacable soul, unleashing all the demons in him.

Maria is just another girl who is now out of college and searching for a job. She is a people's pleaser and knowing her past very little, she believes what others tell her blindly. However, knowing her family she has to sacrifice some things in life. But is that sacrifice worth it? When the cold-hearted billionaire and a Mafia boss married Maria who is unknown to his world from the start, takes care of him, he finds himself being cared for. He never behaves as if he is a mob boss when she is around, never showing his emotions to others but in front of her, he was all hers. Alessandro having a dark past makes Maria curious about what he does. Will she find out or be oblivious to it?

Leda is a young Omega who lives her life in the novels, keeping her nature a secret that is carefully directed. Omegas having tremendous traits are highly priced, and yet, they have no rights, rather they are used as toys/slaves in the hands of the Alpha males who are much powerful and are seen as the government. Living a life in the slum was very tough but to survive, she pretends to be a Beta when she was given a contract at the Ceres House(A place of prostitution). Brumeh, the Alpha and a fierce cartel boss presume her to be a Beta on their meeting at the Ceres House. What happens when he eventually finds out about her secret...?

SMA Garuda. Tempatnya berbagai spesies langka di Bandung, di antaranya : Titan Darmawan, si cewek lemot, keras kepala, belum lagi rakus. Suatu hari, dengan tidak penuh pertimbangan ia membuang kopi panas dari kelasnya di lantai dua yang sukses membasahi Tristan yang lagi bolos cantik. Punya sahabat bernama Rheva, geulisnya turunan Jawa-Surga. Sayang hatinya turunan malaikat pencabut nyawa. Sah-sah saja ketika menonton sahabatnya jadi bulan-bulanan siswa lain. Ada lagi Tristan Sagara. Si perokok, tukang bolos, tapi syukur-syukur diberkahi wajah yang oke. Dengan senang hati membalas dua kali lipat perbuatan cewek yang berani menyiramnya hingga ia ketahuan bolos. Sifatnya sudah macam penjajah jaman kolonial. Hari-harinya juga tidak lupa ditemani Bams yang selalu menjadi yang terdepan dalam memberi ide jahanam untuk menjahili Titan. Ada pula Nyong si pujangga pantun, dan terakhir Sandi si sadboy. Berbagai hal mewarnai hari-hari Titan dan Tristan di tahun terakhir mereka memakai seragam abu-abu. Mulai dari cerita yang berasa asin macam micin hingga manis rasa gulali, maupun pahit rasa obat.