Funny Jokes In English

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Amara Louisse Lexecavriah's heart broke into pieces when her three year boyfriend decided to broke up with her. She was badly hurt that she thought of something to do in order to forget her ex-boyfriend and that includes climbing the mountain of Destora which is located in Riverious. She was too eager to reach the top of the mountain and when she finally did, she screamed everything she wanted to say to ex. She cursed him to death not knowing that someone is watching her. That 'someone' is no other than Helios, the dangerous vampire living at the top of the mountain. He has been locked inside the mountain for a long time already and it alarmed him when he felt another presence inside his turf. A witch told him that the key to his freedom is a woman. Who is that woman? Is it possible that Amara Louisse is the woman the witch is talking about?

Phobias of sexual relations (Genophobia) make Zeline Zakeisha have to give up her love story that is always foundered because of her lover cheating. Her friends took the initiative to register Zeline on an International Online Dating Site. Those sites make Zeline know the figure of a man who was in a country quite far from where she currently lives, successfully. Indonesia - New York. A handsome man with a million surprises. Tired because of being lied to by some of his ex-girlfriends who only wanted his material. Ricardo Fello Daniello, a young New York Trillionaire chose to find a partner through an International Online Dating Site. It not because he's hopeless, it's just that it feels like he can judge which women are sincere or just want the material alone. A slow response woman in a Southeast Asian country, precisely Indonesia, can steal his attention and make his feelings turn upside down. Will destiny unite the two of them even they are from different countries?

The word “Marriage” is not in the vocabulary of an Alona Desepeda. She is known to be picky when it comes to men and doesn’t care about her love life. She prefers the life she has and believes she doesn’t have to get married to be content with life. But her outlook on life as a Man hater has suddenly changed, since he met Karlos Miguel Sermiento, the man who is mischievous, rude and often admired by women. When due to a tragic accident, Alona was forced to marry the son of their partner in the company, it was Karlos. At first, she didn't like him and often irritated when she heard the young man's voice. But as time goes on, she gradually falls into his charisma. Alona thought that Karlos really felt for her was true, but it was all just a show. Will she still love Karlos if she discovers his big secret? Or will she simply choose to be martyred for the sake of love?

Can somebody help me? Can someone free me from the hellish marriage that I'm staying? Save Me... I'm tired of living. -AZAIA DE CASTRO

Have you ever been confused by what you've been feeling? Precisely, a sense of hatred and strangely tucked away a concern?

When the sky ignited in crimson and bombs obliterated Segunda Island in 2080, death was only the beginning. The fallen didn't stay dead—they morphed into savage, bloodthirsty beasts. Terrified survivors barely hold on, hunted by horrors that wear the faces of those they loved. Jane Fortalejo, the last from a dynasty destroyed overnight, is forced to ally with strangers from the island's shadowed underbelly. Driven to expose the sinister truth behind the apocalypse, Jane will risk her life, sanity, and the fragile alliances she forms. What really brought ruin to Segunda? And can the last survivors escape a fate worse than death itself?

Lady Rosetta Halstead was at the height of the highborn nobility and was on her way become the Duchess of Riverdale. But one day her fiancee, Lucas Carleton fell in love with the King Mistress's daughter! Rosetta's heart determined that Lucas still remained her.

“Hypersexuality is not a good thing. It was a need that I had to fill.” - Gabe Howard/Dhalia Uson experienced various abuses against men since she was a child. Sadly, she still carried that bitter experience until she grew up into a young woman. She used her beautiful face and strange charm that deliberately drove the men associated with her crazy. Until a man came into her life who accepted her wholeheartedly and without hesitation. She finally found how to be truly respected and loved through that man. The thing that she’s been longing for. But . . . It seems that destiny was playing on her because Dhalia's world has become more chaotic since then. Gradually, all her dreams in life crumbled. Even her identity that she tried so hard to save was lost forever . . .