Novel & Cerita Funny Jokes In English

“Hala siya, hindi makaintindi ng joke. Joke lang iyon eh.” “Kahit na,” singhal ko, “jokes are half meant, kairita. Kumain ka na nga.” He chuckled, “ikaw rin kumain ka na. Baka gutom ka kaya iritable ka.” “Kakatapos ko lang kumain.”

Tumigil siya sa paglalakad at tuluyang natawa sa sinabi ni Kenji sa kanya. Tumigil din si Kenji sa paglalakad at tinignan siya. She was laughing like crazy. Paano ba naman kasi, isang napaka-creative na joke ang ginawa ni Kenji. “What’s so funny?” takang tanong sa kanya ni Kenji. “Ikaw,” she replied. Sinubukan niyang pigilan ang paghalakhak at tumingin sa bintana. “I didn’t know you were a joker too.”

I teased. “Uy shit. That’s bad, my face would be bloody. I could exchange with holy mary by that.” I laughed and felt something in my coochie. His jokes are not that funny, but on the way he say it innocently akala mo eh hindi siya nanakit at nagpapaiyak.