Novel & Cerita Funny Karma Stories

Chantelle cuts them some nasty eye, corks her drink with the straw still inside it, and tucks it under her armpit. "Ewwwwwwwwwww. Gross." Pascal and Abe chorus. Amanda chuckles so hard that she chokes on the third wafer stick she had between her lips like a cigarette. Those people that say "Karma is a bitch" are just insane. Karma is a hot chick, living like it's nobody's business. Pokubo walks past us, on the pavement ahead, her flat sole shoes making a scraping sound on the hard floor. "Any time I see Pokubo eh, life dey tire me. I swear down." Ahmed says. They burst into laughter, low short snickers. Chantelle does too, and her tongue is a darker shade of red.

I managed to ask. "I saw you at the club on the day of the party, I noticed you didn't want a dance with him. I'm in love with you Jasmine." I burst out laughing, in fact, I was angry with him. "You can attempt better jokes, I want to laugh out my intestines, go on." "I beg your pardon?" "You know, these fables are now very common and the good thing is, I have learned not to fall for them," I smiled at him to hurt him.

"Let's just say that i had a crazy college experience and I'd made some poor decisions." "Like what?" I asked, playfully bumping my shoulder into his and earned another warm chuckle. "Like... Jumping off the roof of the house aiming for the pool but completely missing it by an inch." I couldn't help but laugh. Karl, being the all serious CEO, jumping off a roof. "What's so funny?" Karl asked, raising his left eyebrow at me. "I just can't imagine it..." I said, trying to stop laughing as my stomach was starting to cramp up.

Lia and Jake chuckled. "I never thought he was like us." "He is so funny. If you meet him, you will know how often accidental accidents happen with him. We have a prank day. When we were young, we did all the pranks on that day. So as a food prank, we made some chilli dumplings. And he was the one who got all of them in his plate. No one else got to eat that day. He ate one and ran away and we almost got punished for laughing so hard."

I jumped away from the wall and his wolf ran straight into it, slamming his face on the wall which created a dent on it and he fall and released a pained howl. I couldn’t hold back my laughter anymore, I burst into laughter at his karma. He wanted to hurt me but ended up hurting himself. “What are you laughing at?!” he growled, that’s when I realized he’s transformed back to his human form. “Karma they say is a bitçh!” I winked at him and dashed out. I opened the door and it hit Harriet on her face. What’s she doing here? Is she eavesdropping? Where are the guards? Was the question running on my mind now, I don’t know why she loves behaving like a bîtch she's.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

They knew how Lucian got when he was jealous; cross that line, and they'd be dead before they knew it. "Sera-I've got a joke." She raised an eyebrow at the sound of Kidd's voice, a small smile already touching her lips. "What is it?" Kidd cleared his throat and tapped his brother's shoulder. "Listen up-this one's gold." Kieran just clicked his tongue against his teeth. Kidd straightened up, clearing his throat again. "What do you call a pregnant frog?" "What?" "Frog-nant!" He burst out laughing, loud and unhinged enough to fill the whole car.

Eventually he lost everything and ended up as a middle-aged beggar. I didn't keep up with Lydia's and Zachary's lives. After the incident was resolved, I fulfilled my promise to Sarah and operated on her mother. The operation was a complete success, and her mother quickly returned to normal life. I was rehired by the hospital and continued to be a dedicated doctor. Throughout the rest of my career, I worked diligently and never neglected my duties. Karma had a way of catching up with us, and I had always believed it.

I stopped mid-pace and looked at the ceiling, “the company their family owns just tanked overnight. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” I groaned again, flopping back onto the couch dramatically. “And to make it worse, I was literally kissing Lena yesterday! The same Lena who’s now apparently been brain-hacked by God-knows-who. WHAT IS MY LIFE?” I picked up a glass of juice, took a long sip, and whispered to myself, “This is karma. Pure karma. This is what I get for liking dramatic people.” My phone buzzed on the couch beside me, startling me. I picked it up and saw a message from one of my crazy friend number: