Funny Karma Stories Novels & Stories

He glared at the woman he once adored and snapped, "Kara, I know you're mentally unstable! Don't worry. I'll develop medication and cure you." Then, he turned to the audience to explain, "I'm very sorry, everyone. My girlfriend suffers from schizophrenia and delusional disorder. In crowded settings, she develops another personality. She constantly imagines that I'm betraying her. Everything she just said was nonsense." Kara was stunned. Jim was calling her mentally ill. Her fair, delicate face turned deathly pale. "Jim, you're lying. I'm not mentally ill. I have video proof. The reporters can come see it. I have evidence."

“I don’t.” “You make jokes about them all the time.” “What jokes?” “Come on. They run after mail carriers, are obsessed with squirrels. There was that night we met that wet dog that stank so bad—” “It was a joke. I had never even smelled a Were at the time!”

Hell, I hadn’t been that bad of a person, right? I mean there was that one time when I shaved my foster brother’s eyebrows--- and the rest of his body, but he totally deserved it! He’d gotten me in trouble with the pastor, just for kicks. And the other time, when I’d poured soda into my other foster sister’s science experiment, making the volcano quite literally explode... But she deserved that too! She cut my hair while I slept! It was justice – karma even! I was merely the instrument, I swear…

"One—I once got arrested for skinny dipping in the Alpha’s pool. Two—I am actually banned from ever entering the Blood Moon's territory, because I made out with Luna Celeste at her mating cermony-" "Fuck, I remember that." Kai muttered, rubbing a hand over his face in exasperation. The table erupted in laughter. "Three—I have never, ever faked an orgasm." "Oh, bullshit!" Slade practically howled. "You definitely faked an orgasm." "Excuse me?" Lindy gasped, looking deeply offended. "Oh, please. It was with Kieran. No way that dude delivered." Lindy burst into laughter, throwing her head back. "Fine, fine, you got me. The lie was number three. I have faked it."

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

Like dominoes falling, each person was pulled down in succession until the entire family was sliding through the mud, the mother's face leaving a visible trail through the muck. "Oh, karma is beautiful," David said loudly enough for us to hear, making no attempt to hide his glee. "Did you see that? Face-plant right into the mud! I hope someone got that on video!" Miranda was laughing so hard she nearly lost her own balance, forcing their family to slow down while she regained her composure. "That's what you get for talking trash about good people!" she called out, not bothering to direct her comment to anyone specific. Kyle and Amber were giggling uncontrollably, their steps becoming uncoord

She does not have no more strength to listen to this shit further until his next statement left his stunned, “But you know what Kiara, as it is globally believed that ‘Karma is a bitch!’ and you get what you have done back— guess what, I was slapped by my karma. (pause) May be because of what I did to you! “ He smiled finally looking in her eyes, giving her goosebumps. She gulped the lump in her gullet locking her pupils with his moist ones. Why would he say that! Tbc…

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

Damien Shaw There’s an old adage that bad things come in threes, and if I wasn’t so scornful of superstitions, I might’ve believed it after this shit show of a day. First, the little scandal with Kia. Those hungry reporters will take anything for a scoop. Secondly, a ridiculous tech malfunction reset our email and calendar systems this morning, and we’d spent hours getting everything back in order. Then, one of my top traders quit because he’s “burned out” and “found his true calling” as a fucking yoga teacher, of all things.