Novel & Cerita Funny Karma Stories

That's an understatement. The room filled with laughter, warm and easy, as they shared stories and jokes, enjoying each other's company. Kris suddenly sat up, "Wait, what's the weirdest dream anyone's had recently?" Claudine's eyes sparkled, "Oh, I had this crazy dream about cats taking over the world." Ezrianna chuckled, "That's nothing. I dreamt I was flying, but my wings were made of cotton candy." Denzel shook his head, laughing, "You two are something else." As they continued sharing their bizarre dreams, the evening wore on, filled with warmth, laughter, and the simple joy of being together.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

Amber's brow knitted, feeling something hit her reasoning - a recap of the past and soon it dawned on her. “His water balloon ambush on my art project in second year. Remember? He practically begged for retaliation.” Kim gave a scornful laugh. “Felix' a dick!” Amber ran a hand over her stomach, feeling her resolve harden. Kim was right — Felix' a jerk, and it was time he became a victim of their payback, something they had long ago dubbed Operation Karma and had been perfecting for more than a decade.

“You two love each other! It’s fine if older people are together. So be together! You have no right to act like you own the world just because you’re still handsome.” I laughed bitterly through my tears. “Don’t you know what karma means? Are you happy I’m struggling? That my life is falling apart?” I gasped, overwhelmed by the torrent of emotion. “I wish you had listened to me! I didn’t know what my dad was doing. I didn’t know about the fraud. Why am I the one being punished? Why am I the one suffering? Why does it feel like you and everyone else are punishing me like I’m the mastermind behind it all?”

“I wouldn’t even care if it was my Mum. Not that she’s ever about long enough.” “I watched this porno where the stepmom walks in on the guy wanking and offers to help,” was Jamie’s random input. “You watch straight people porn?” Kayla frowned at him. “Straight people watch gay porn, don’t they? A penis is a penis,” Jamie shrugged. This made the others laugh. They seemed to love Jamie’s little stories and insights. “So,” Jamie turned to Adam, ignoring the others. He often did this, as though he knew Adam wasn’t impressed with him and desperately wanted to gain him as one of his little following. It was annoying. “Did you hear about that teenage gangster who murdered those sex traffickers?”

A bright smile on his face and everyone sank low, disappointed, including Kai. “What a waste of chance,” he rumbled. “God, you’re so dumb.” The twins synchronized with drowsy faces and I chuckled. “Of course.” I beamed and Kai ruffled his fingers through my hair. “My turn,” He continued, “SJ, you peed your pants yesterday, didn’t you?” Everybody chuckled and Mr. Kim’s face turned red. “God, I hate ginger,” He said as I filled a spoonful paste in front of his eyes, “of course,” he hastily replied, “of course, I peed my pants yesterday.” And everyone lost it, laughing like idiots, so this is called backfiring.

It seemed like she was enjoying my misery a bit too much. “Well, dear, I think the Moon Goddess wanted to teach you a lesson about being so... loose during the past decade,” she said, her tone playful. “Mom!” I yelled, shocked. My sisters snorted, and Fay burst out laughing. “Haha! This is a good one! You’re so right, Mom! Karma is a bitch, James!” Fay was practically in stitches, while I just glared at her.

Before I could stop it a loud, maniacal laughter burst out of me with so much force that I landed backwards on the bed. My humor was seated in the irony of my situation. For years I had done this — abandoned without a second thought — to several women and now that it was my turn I tasted just how bitter this particular pill was to swallow. Karma really was a bitch.

The couple was speechless. A full minute later, the old lady suddenly threw her head back and threw up a mouthful of blood. "Karma! This is all karma! Us spending money to buy a baby is the greatest harm we've caused others! We had never even loved him after we bought this child. We only harmed and leeched off him. Not only did we stand idly by and not save the child, but we even rubbed salt into his wound and attempted to have him killed. After we saw that he had made a comeback, we still wishfully thought of continuing leeching off him. This is truly retribution for us! God! I've made too many mistakes in this life, and I'm too ashamed to be living in this world anymore." After saying that

Poor girls, you need rest; I understand. Ascending the stairs, laughter erupted in our room, our faces flushed with mirth. "Winter, you really pulled off the best prank ever," Emmily says. “Hopefully, they've learned their lesson about messing with us.” Emmily replied, "I can only say that karma is a total bitch." "I couldn't agree more."