Funny Lullaby Novels & Stories

The bitter drink is waiting for me like it always does. Centered on the kitchen table, steam curling up in thin, judgmental ribbons. Mom calls it a tonic. I call it punishment. It sits in the same chipped mug every morning, the one with a faded blue wolf paw on the side. Melody used to tease that the mug was cursed because anyone who drank from it looked like they’d swallowed a live toad. She was right. If Melody were here, she’d wrinkle her nose dramatically and say, “Abby, if you drink that, at least let me write your funeral speech.”

Liana added her voice to her brother's. I sighed dramatically. "Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you." I cleared my throat and tried to remember a lullaby, finally settling on one. 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' The first notes that came out of my mouth were so off-key that Liana immediately started giggling. "Daddy, you're really bad at this!" she declared, which sent all of us into fits of laughter. "I warned you," I said, but I was laughing too. "But I'm not giving up that easily."

Lara’s POV The lullaby wrapped around us like a gentle cocoon, my voice soft and melodic as I sang the old Frost Fang melody about the Moon Goddess watching over her stars. The children lay nestled against me on the oversized bed, their small bodies warm and finally relaxing after the ordeal.

Mahira’s eyes stung with unshed tears as she looked adorably at her little sack of joy “No, why should I miss you Mama, you were here right next to me, Tama slept next to Mama every night, Tama also sang songs for Mama,” she kissed Mahira on her lips "I sang lullllllaaabis like sleep my baby sleep, close your bright eyes from the cartoon that I watch, and you would smile when I sang that lullabi," she cutely spoke in her babyish tone, still unable to pronounce lullaby Mahira felt a rush of emotions course through her as she instantly felt calm and complete in heart as her baby coddled on with her sweet words

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die! I twirl in place as my mind becomes foggier. I have no control over myself. All I can do is gleefully repeat the rhyme over and over again. Looking grim, Lucifer grips me by the forearms and pulls me against him. “Stop it, Lana.” Smirking with amusement, I look back at the Locusts, “Lana’s not here anymore!” I say in a sing-song voice. “Lana’s gone.”

> Baby, baby… please don't grow old, > Because this world is cruel, but I can give this to you: > Innocence, while evil is always there… > Baby, baby, I love you, > My heart belongs to you. > Half of my soul is already connected to you. > Please, please don't grow too fast, > Your toothless smile and sparkling eyes… > The baby fell asleep during Keira's lullaby. Johanna was a little uncomfortable once he fell asleep because she didn't want to wake him, so she tried not to move. Karmina carefully took Kileona and placed him in the bassinet.

Dean says softly. “They were,” I whisper as more tears fall. “Luna, do you remember the song?” Collin asks. I swallow hard and begin singing in a gentle, jazzy lullaby—a sweet, childish version of This Little Light of Mine that Kelly made up at four years old. This mommy of mine I’m going love her forever Oh, this mommy of mine Gives me love and chocolate This mommy of mine I’m going to hug her This mommy of mine, all the time, I love her.

, I ask and she groans. "You have no idea. Oh I will call you back. He is here now. Bye boo", she hang up and I smile. "Can you sing a lullaby for me?", Raven tease. "Now? Okay", Tareem mimics his brother and sing the lullaby and Raven his the steering as he laughs harder and we all join him. Damn Raven has the funniest laughter. "Damn. The hard boy in the mud. The things you do for love", Raven wipes off the tears that drops from his eyes and sniffle.

When Felix noticed his mother's exhaustion, he kindly asked, "Mommy, can I sing you a lullaby to help you sleep?" "Sure." Nestled in her hospital bed, Esther reached out to embrace Felix. He gently patted her arm and began to sing. "Grandma Moon, bake a bun, Toss it high, let it run. Baby finds it on the shore, Keeps it, Grandma asks no more." Intrigued by the unfamiliar nursery rhyme, Esther asked, "Felix, where did you learn this nursery rhyme?"

GYPSY'S POV 🎶Now the sun turns out his light, Good night, sleep tight. Dream sweet dreams for me, Dream sweet dreams for you. Good night, Good night, everybody, Everybody, everywhere, Good night.🎶 I shut my eyes after the lullaby ends and force a yawn out of myself, ready to sleep like I've been for the past three hours. Five minutes later, I'm staring eyes wide into the darkness. Ugh. What the heck?