Funny Markiplier Novels & Stories

And now the whole pack was losing their minds over it. The chatter grew louder. Someone shouted, “She’s a whore! Getting herself mark her like that?” Another voice joined in. “Abominstion! You don’t get marked before you’re mated. What kind of girl does that?” I turned back around, face hot with shame. My legs felt like jelly. I wanted to sink into the ground and disappear. Cassandra stood there with her arms crossed, smirking like she’d just won the biggest prize ever and Dad looked like he might explode. His face was red, jaw tight.

AJ… The fucker branded her. It was red and raw and looked like it was going to become infected but the AJ was so prominent… It was a scar she was to wear for the rest of her life. He made it so the world now understood that she was his… Sick fucker that he was… She would forever remember AJ now… Not that he was easy to forget. Lillianna did not see AJ again until later that night. The men had left and it was only the ladies. “So you are like a cow… They mark cows right?” Sally was being a complete bitch to her. Marla and Britney laughed. Lillianna for the life of her could not understand how anybody could be so cruel.

“Mark is a strange person, you never know what he is thinking. I have been caught off guard many times. However, I am not so surprised with this one. He had spoken his mind the very day the will was read. Whatever Jake was thinking, I have no idea. Mark and I aren’t even courteous towards each other let to talk of tolerating enough to live under the same roof.” Lois laughed. “Did I say something funny?” I asked. He shrugged, taking a bite of his sandwich. “Not really. I am just amused that your late husband still has a sense of humor even after death.”

I asked and he smirked and nodded a ‘yes’ “And I’m sure you’ve heard of that thing called OnlyFans,” he added. “I plan to use it for a hot business.” My head snapped up. “You’re insane,” I said, my voice shaking with fury. “You have completely lost your mind. You're sick Marek” He laughed softly, clearly amused.

I started. Mark laughed loudly, his grin almost boyish. "Wow. For a vixen like you, it’s surprising that you’re scared of beer." I rolled my eyes but smiled despite myself. "Fine," I muttered before downing the drink in one go. The bitter liquid burned my throat, and I coughed, grimacing. Mark chuckled. "Easy, tiger. I was messing with you." He poured another drink, and we sat in silence, sipping and listening to the distant rumble of thunder.

He said lifting his hands to make his point more clear. "Aha, that's true, thank God you are okay, but that doesn't explain why you look like you were about to end the world." Mark replied, still bent on dwelling on his case. "Mark, please," He answered. Dan who stood at one end of the rest house was busy laughing at them. "Dan, do you think we are funny? Why can't you stop laughing?" He asked him. "Yes, you both are funny and it's always fun watching you guys honestly, all I need is a pack of popcorn and I am all set to watch the funniest comedy show of the year,"

Actually someone else, who still wasn’t here. After half an hour Mark and Leia finally showed up. Leia apologized, but Mark just went around and tried to befriend everyone, taking over the party, telling stories about how awesome he was. Fuck, this guy was so annoying. I could see why people liked him, he was charming. But if you looked long enough you saw through the whole thing. Mark was bragging about how hard his life was when he dropped out of school to be a musician. How he was homeless, because his parents kicked him out for not finishing school. But that he got to sleep at a friend’s house.

Hurrying out the house I leave my hair down its naturally wavy having a Brazilian mother and a Black father people can't really pin point my ethnicity I don't care to explain it to them my skin is dark toffee colour ,I have been told my eyes are hazel but change colour What I do know is that I am pretty how could Mr Parker resist this. Walking next door back to Kaylee's house with snacks in hand I find them already setting up for the movie "Hi Amanda you bought snacks" Mr Parker smiles at me showing me his dimples if I had any panties they will be damp "Yes I bought as many as i could find " Well what movie did you girls decide to watch?" How about Addicted about that married woman who is a

"Hahahaha, there are six men here. You can't even fly with wings. Why are you struggling?" "If I were you, I'd lie down and cooperate with us." Mark laughed wildly. He stuck his index finger directly into the glass and stirred it. "Nice, the juice is still icy." Someone beside me laughed and teased, "Mark, you're so considerate of her. You even care that the juice tastes better when it's icy." As soon as that man finished, another guy laughed at him, "What considerate, you're green and inexperienced! You must not have tried getting a blowjob from a bitch who drank ice water."

he said, frowning a little. “Just the beer,” I lied, flashing the world’s fakest smile. The guys snickered. Their eyes screamed: Yeah, sure, “beer.” We know exactly why you’re glowing, you little menace. Mark kicked things off. About like an hr in. he bluffs Dad out of a chunky pot and suddenly needed to go to the bathroom. His eyes hit mine for half a second, literally saying ‘come here, now’. My heart does a somersault.