Funny Markiplier Novels & Stories

He clicked on the mouse several times. "Oh God, you are grouchy. Please, don't tell me you are trying to eat healthy again?" I stared at Markle. His eyes narrowed at me. "Yes, I am…I am so hungry. my mate got me on some health eating nonsense" Markle asked feigning annoyance. "One of the perks of not having a mate is I get to eat crap" I said with a smile. "You are annoying" Markle smiled and went back to work. I took over from him to earn my keep.

My brows frowned, feeling he was making fun of me. "Stop laughing! Do you feel glad to make me embarrassed?" I asked angrily. Mark wrapped his arms around his broad chest only to make my eyes drool over it even when I was angry. "No, I just want you to say, you like my dick!" He slyly smiles. On the other side, I felt speechless to hear his cool manner. "That's enough. I think I should shower alone." I wanted to make him pay for making fun of me. And soon, I saw him stop smiling to hear my statement.

I took another gulp and felt the buzz in my body. Mark smiled “maybe you would want to burn off some steam just for today” “No thanks, not interested” gulping another drink. “Come-on dude” Mark holds my shoulders “I miss my friend, the one that fucks around not the one inlove” Mark said. I stare at him chuckling and Mark said nudging me “come on dude, you're the fucking mafia king you can do anything, okay fine, just for today” staring straight to my eyes “no Lisa tonight” smiling he signaled and strippers came into the room.

" You won’t dare, you belong to me now and should always remember that" Gabriella found what Mark said funny and couldn’t hold back her laughter and Mark didn’t seem to understand why she was laughing so hard, " What's funny please?" " You Mark" " How are my funny?" " Mark you seem to forget I'm married to Richard while I'm just a girlfriend to" " Married?" Mark laughed and Gabriella seemed a bit confused as to why he was laughing and bringing out tears at the same time, " Did what I just said make you laugh out this hard to the point of tearing up?"

Sometimes you had to choose the lesser of two evils and right now that was the chameleon. He was dressed casually in a pair of cargo pants and a t-shirt where chibi Deadpool and Groot from the Marvel comics were wearing onesies that looked like each other. Right now he looked like the sort of person she enjoyed hanging out with but looks could be deceiving. You can’t judge a book by its cover indeed. “Nice shirt,” Lily told him. Mark looked down as if he had forgotten what he was wearing and laughed. “Thanks. It showed up in a F******k ad and I couldn’t resist getting it.”

Instead, he pulled out his sandwich and started chewing. Liam and I had been talking a lot lately. Turns out, we both went to the same university though somehow, we’d never crossed paths. He leaned casually against the edge of my desk, a cup of coffee in hand, grinning. “Okay, here’s one: Why did the marketer get kicked off the trampoline?” I tilted my head. “Why?” “Too many bounce rates.” I snorted. “Oh my God, that’s awful.” He looked offended in the most dramatic way possible. “Please. That joke is gold. The last intern nearly choked on her protein bar.”

"You are a werewolf Bree and have been marked by a monster who your mate.. Hey guys don't forget to like. The next chapter has been uploaded on d****e @davi's story place on d****e. Bye for now

“It took us less than three full conversations for you to spread your legs for me, and you have been clinging to him of late, so are you f*cking him? Is that why I make you feel like sh*t?” “Hah…so, this is…the real ‘Marko’.” I scoff. “What a relief.” I thought I was missing out.

Anger and embarassment both were felt in his voice. "Ok.....Ok.....I am not laughing." Aaron looked at him and again started to laugh. Mark was now getting irritated by his continuous laugh. "I have got hurt on my forehead but my hands and legs are perfectly fine. If you don't want to break off your teeths, then stop laughing." "Dude, I am just kidding. Why are you being serious. I still can't believe that great bussinessman Mark Levisey can do something like this to a girl."

Mark joked, winking. “Eww no thanks, I've seen enough of you when we were children,” Matt laughed. “Sure you wouldnt,” Mark wiggled his eyebrows, “why dont I give you your first strip show, before you become a mated man,” He said, pretending to rip his shirt off and posing on the bed as he attempted to put a seductive look on his face. “You look like youre drunk,” Matt laughed, “as interesting as that sounds, im not here for a lap dance,” he joked.