Funny Markiplier Novels & Stories

I couldn't resist joining in, clapping and chanting, "Kiss her! Marry her!" Chris turned to look at me, his face a picture of shock. "Fiora, have you lost your mind? I'm your mate!"

“I want you to kill Christian Walker.” I burst into laughter. I laughed so hard that I was clutching my sides in pain and a couple heads turned to look at me with irritation written all over their features. I was pulling too much attention to myself. And for someone who wanted to be incognito, I wasn't doing a very good job at it. One look at Mark's face told me that he didn’t find my sense of humor amusing. “Mark, that’s crazy, even for you. That was really funny though, you really had me there with that one.”

“Mark doesn’t know anything. Let’s change another one: He’s Shaun the sheep, he’s Shaun the sheep. He’s not afraid to make the intellectual leap. For brains and guile. With a wink and a smile…” His sexy Adam’s apple was rolling up and down his throat, his helpless deep voice leaking from his lips. “Shall I sing: Can’t compete with Shaun the sheep. La la la la, La la la la…” Summer tried hard not to laugh, but she could not help herself. She was holding her belly, bending forward in a muffled laughter, tears falling down from her eyes. That muffled laughter did not escape Mark’s ears. He clenched his jaw and glared at her. “How is this funny? Why don’t you give it a try?”

He asked. "I can teach you at 10-12.. how's that?" I asked and he gave me a thumbs up. "Deal.” "Okay Marky.” "Okay Ailey" "Ailey?" I asked. "You gave me nickname so I give yours." He smirked and I laughed. Mark is a really easy going person and he's just really fun guy to be with. I never thought I will make friends this fast. He's just really kind and funny, he jokes a lot and sometimes saying sarcastic comments.

He slipped off as soon as he passed the message. “We are going to wind up the banquet.” Mark frowned as he thought of an excuse to end the party. “You need an excuse?” Neil caught the gist of Mark dilemma as he pulled Matthias who was walking past them “Here is your readymade excuse.” “Uncle, how good are your acting skills?” Neil asked with a mischievous smirk. “Top notch” “Excellent.” Neil clapped his hand “Uncle in another 2 minutes you need to faint.” Mark’s lips curled up as he saw through Neil’s trick.

He clicked on the mouse several times. "Oh God, you are grouchy. Please, don't tell me you are trying to eat healthy again?" I stared at Markle. His eyes narrowed at me. "Yes, I am…I am so hungry. my mate got me on some health eating nonsense" Markle asked feigning annoyance. "One of the perks of not having a mate is I get to eat crap" I said with a smile. "You are annoying" Markle smiled and went back to work. I took over from him to earn my keep.

My brows frowned, feeling he was making fun of me. "Stop laughing! Do you feel glad to make me embarrassed?" I asked angrily. Mark wrapped his arms around his broad chest only to make my eyes drool over it even when I was angry. "No, I just want you to say, you like my dick!" He slyly smiles. On the other side, I felt speechless to hear his cool manner. "That's enough. I think I should shower alone." I wanted to make him pay for making fun of me. And soon, I saw him stop smiling to hear my statement.

I took another gulp and felt the buzz in my body. Mark smiled “maybe you would want to burn off some steam just for today” “No thanks, not interested” gulping another drink. “Come-on dude” Mark holds my shoulders “I miss my friend, the one that fucks around not the one inlove” Mark said. I stare at him chuckling and Mark said nudging me “come on dude, you're the fucking mafia king you can do anything, okay fine, just for today” staring straight to my eyes “no Lisa tonight” smiling he signaled and strippers came into the room.

" You won’t dare, you belong to me now and should always remember that" Gabriella found what Mark said funny and couldn’t hold back her laughter and Mark didn’t seem to understand why she was laughing so hard, " What's funny please?" " You Mark" " How are my funny?" " Mark you seem to forget I'm married to Richard while I'm just a girlfriend to" " Married?" Mark laughed and Gabriella seemed a bit confused as to why he was laughing and bringing out tears at the same time, " Did what I just said make you laugh out this hard to the point of tearing up?"

Sometimes you had to choose the lesser of two evils and right now that was the chameleon. He was dressed casually in a pair of cargo pants and a t-shirt where chibi Deadpool and Groot from the Marvel comics were wearing onesies that looked like each other. Right now he looked like the sort of person she enjoyed hanging out with but looks could be deceiving. You can’t judge a book by its cover indeed. “Nice shirt,” Lily told him. Mark looked down as if he had forgotten what he was wearing and laughed. “Thanks. It showed up in a F******k ad and I couldn’t resist getting it.”