Funny Markiplier Novels & Stories

he says, a small smile on his face. "That was bipolar as fuck." Mark suddenly says. "You guys saw that?" I say, sniffling. "Hell yeah we did. Good news though. We got your watermelon balls and ice cream. We were wrestling to get it, that's why it took so long." Mark says, with a goofy smile on his face. "Thanks boys." I say, grabbing my snacks. "Can we go watch Lolita?" I ask Vixen. "Oh hell no." he says.

I swear I saw him smile at my outburst. "Are you ready?" I yell to wake Markup on his day off which is his birthday. "What is wrong with you?" Mark asks, rubbing his eyes. "Come on, it's your birthday!" I quickly exit the room and grab a tray of food I made. "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Mark. Happy birthday to you!" I sing as I place the tray next to him. "You can sing?" He asks.

Something she probably never got to experience with the twins. “Nat’s showing me something called YouTube. I was first watching a guy name Markiplier play a game called Resident evil, and he screams like a girl. Now, I’m watching a guy named B. Dylan Hollis making a water pie, and he’s spitting it out saying it taste like soggy lint. Later he says we can watch Helluva boss.”

And there, Mark was the first one to laugh because of what Top said. And he seemed to be confused with our reaction but we're kind of expecting what he just said. Even Mark and Cole had a bet about it and the reason why Mark is laughing is because he won a hundred bucks bet. "You lost, Cole." Mark said while grinning from ear to ear and Kokliang had no choice but to give him the money. "Aow, did you just seriously made a bet for me?" Top said and the youngest snapped at him. "Can't you just let Maze leave early as he please, Top? You're so predictable when it comes to your best guy." Cole said as he shook his head while Troy, Mark and I laughed at his loss.

I wriggled my eyebrows at Candice and laughed at the color that flew into her cheeks. “That is offensive!” She pretended to be offended but she was grinning as much as I was. “There are worse things, like hit and run, or my personal favorite: jizz and jet.” Mark barked out a laugh. “I think it’s time I hit the shower so you two girls can talk.” I winked at him as he passed by to go into the bedroom and grab his things. Not two seconds later, he was on his way back through the kitchen, smacking my ass on his way into my tiny bathroom.

Merk promised. "Nope. You're my disciples and not princes, you're like my nannies bwahaha--ohoo tutangina water is a soft drink." I laughed when he choked. Merk gave the soft drink he was holding. "Suffocated, still cursing." Mark. We burst out laughing while he was drinking a soft drink. "You guys are laughing there!! You're still eating, the look on your face is so thick! That's mine!" "It's greedy to eat more!"

he said. I didn’t even hesitate.“Same to you,” I replied. “You look ugly.” A smile tugged at his lips, dangerous and amused. “I’m just kidding… mother,” he said, winking. Then he walked past me. Like nothing. Like he hadn’t just… God. I exhaled sharply, shaking my head.“He’s insane,” I muttered. Mira leaned closer. “But funny.” I gave her a look. She raised her hands. “What?”

"And don't expect me to collect your corpse when you die out there!" "If you don't get back here and fix Ivy's skin, don't you ever dream of having a Marking Ceremony with me!" I glanced at the packed tactical bag on the table and the Winterborn entry contract beside it. The corner of my mouth hooked into a mocking smile. "Deal, Ethan." "I'll get lost. Far away. I promise I won't be an eyesore for you two anymore." Before he could react, I hung up. I pulled the SIM card out of the phone and dropped it into a glass of high-proof spirits in front of me.