Funny Metaphors Novels & Stories

"Since you seem more interested in distracting Ella than paying attention. Why don't you explain the metaphor poe used in the fifth Stanza?" I subtly glanced back to see his smirk falter for a second before he leaned back farther in his chair. "C'mon we all know English isn't really my Subject." He flexed his biceps as the girls tittered. "I'm more of a hands-on dude." I fought not to gag. "Well perhaps when you take your education seriously, your grades will reflect that," Mrs kings replied crisply. "Anyone else care to shed some light." My hands instantly shot up and I quoted, "He used the metaphor of the sobbing Violin to represent the sound of the grieving lost soul."

She was being casual again, like her usual demeanour. I shook my head quickly, still laughing on my face. "No-no, it's just a bit out of sync. It's like being a chef but being afraid of burning." I made an analogy that I wasn't sure the two things could be equated because I couldn't find a suitable simile.

Should I…give it a try? Shaking my head, I smirked at her. “What’s with the metaphor? You know you’re bad at inspirational talks.” She flushed, embarrassed, and huffed, “At least I tried!” Then also started to chuckle. “A lion and a hyena kinda are cringe, no? It was the best I could think of, honestly.” “Yeah, I’m just a normal human. I never expected to be compared to a hyena, of all animals.” I chuckled and went for the front door. “I’ll return in the morning.”

“Eloise, I am baffled by the words you use to describe me these days. A little offended if I might add.” “That’s because you’re taking my words too literally like you do everything. Aren’t you familiar with the term metaphor?” “Really? Is that all you have to say?” Confusion lingers in his gaze as he probably wonders what the hell has gotten into me to make me talk so boldly and audaciously in his presence. I am wondering the same. Since when did I become confident enough to joke with my husband like this? And the absence of a tense atmosphere in this closet right now is baffling!

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"