Novel & Cerita Funny Reading Sayings

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

Hearing him, Harold said, "Hmm hmm I understand I understand everything. By the way brother, I never thought that you would take it seriously what I said yesterday. You really take it." Rhino looked at him confused. Rhino said in a serious voice, "What do you mean? What did you say yesterday?" Harold again smiled mischievously and uttered, " Yesterday's kiss make and shake and flow an electricity throughout your body." After saying that, both Edith and Harold laughed out loud. And Rhino looked at them with frowned eyes. Rhino said, looking on the other side, "So much nonsense. I just don't get it, how do you come up with the world's best nonsense words!"

This. “Oh, lucky you, he just warned you. And stupid of hell are you both, to not listen. First, in bloody hell, we never asked for your "help". You call that help? Both of you predominantly abased, abashed, gasconaded, and impertinently intermeddled to people's business. Secondly do you even know the phrase "friendly competition", where the word "equality" and "fun" lies? I have way more to list down everything I can ever think of something my friends got that is way more something to be boastful about. Go to school again. Learn to read dictionaries and thesauruses,” I said. “Oof roasted.” Levine, Hux, and Mich chuckled.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

They ate breakfast together, throwing jokes on the side. "How does a frog feel with a broken foot?" Sean asked with a smirk. "What?" Keith asked. "Unhoppy. Bhahahah!" Sean burst into a set of laughter. Evan himself felt his stomach in pain from laughing again. Keith was the same. "Now, that's funny!" Wendell said to Sean.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

After he eats his breakfast, we spend the rest of the day reading his books, which for heavens sake, are funny in their own ways, except Mel doesn't think it's funny "C'mon, Mel, they just said Gibby, the pig, was blue and could fly" He doesn't like the fact I'm not taking the whole thing serious but that's not exactly my fault "So?" "Ever heard the sentence I'd only be with you the day pigs are another different colour and could fly?" I ask.

His complacency disappears within a second like a deflated balloon. And Chris is not done yet. He continues with a careless tone. “You didn’t know? Oh, I forgot that reading is too difficult and challenging for you.” The men sitting at the table burst into laughter, except Anderson who apparently doesn’t like his brother being humiliated in public even though he doesn’t approve of his previous provocation. “I...I...Who...Who said I don’t read?” Anthony stutters, which makes the men laugh even harder. “Look at you, you couldn’t even say a complete sentence,” Jack says in a mock tone.