Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

” The said Rick verbalized in a mocking voice. He paled at the fact that Rick spat out,”ohh how stupid of me…how come I didn’t think about it.” Philip said with a defeated and disappointed expression. Rick looking at him wanted to laugh but decided to have mercy on him,”don’t worry we all know you are stupid but we’ve accepted you for who you are years ago!” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” Soon all the other guys was laughing their heads off making Philip scowl and cuss them slightly.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

The chuckle slowly turned into laughter and the laughter slowly turned into a smile. “Fuck you.”

Hayden laughed out loud, except that his face was blank and cold. “That's an unfunny one, man. Hahahahaha” Philip snorted, laughing, and pointing at Hayden. “Perhaps you'd have to elaborate because I don't have unfunny in my dictionary. Hahahahaha” Hayden retorted with a joke, causing everyone to laugh as they continued to walk down the stairs. Philips immediately snorted. “You're such a…”

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

"Does this mean I can expect turds landing on me every so often when I do or say something stupid?" I laugh again. "Oh, dragonbreath, you'll do or say something stupid every day. Between being green and turds landing on you, I've got you covered." Now it's Ashrac's laugh filling my head.

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.