Novel & Cerita Funny Phrases Sayings

"Does this mean I can expect turds landing on me every so often when I do or say something stupid?" I laugh again. "Oh, dragonbreath, you'll do or say something stupid every day. Between being green and turds landing on you, I've got you covered." Now it's Ashrac's laugh filling my head.

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

She rolled her eyes at his unserious answer. "Maybe its exploding from the front and would soon get here." Philip said. They all looked at him. "Like the movies." Zubi added after a moment of shocked silence. "And like the movies." A.J spoke, "We'll gymnast our way out of here." Everyone chuckled. "If it doesn't kill us first." Jide said boredly, sitting back down on the floor. "Kill ke?" Zubi exclaimed, clapping her hands dramatically accompanied by dissapproving looks from the others at Jide.

I knew there were similarities between Spanish and Italian but I was dumbfounded by so many phrases that translated so differently across the languages. He had just taught me a Spanish phrase that was supposedly offensive but when directly translated meant ‘go fry asparagus.’ The phrase had me keeling over in moments and for some reason I found tears rolling down my face. It was the first time that we had laughed like this and it was something that seemed to strengthen the bond between us.

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

Philip drawled, making everyone except Troy and Paul, laugh. “Leave me out of this, buddy.” Jeremy laughed. “You dug your own grave.” “Well, fuck that ceremony,” Stan muttered. “Who needs a ceremony to fuck?” “My sentiments exactly.” Agyemang rasped. “You don’t look bothered though.” He observed, frowning at Philip.

she said in a sad voice. "But, I think both of you were just at the wrong time before. You know there is a saying 'a right person but at the wrong time.'" When I heard what Bel said, I just chuckled. Bel looked away from the sky and stared at me in astonishment. "What are you laughing at? Come on! It's true!" she snorted. I shook my head while smiling. "You're making me sad again, Bel," I jokingly said and chuckled again.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”