Novel & Cerita Funny Motherhood Stories

My mother said and I could feel the love that she has for the both of us. I don't mind sharing my mother with Lisa because she has been with me through thin and thick.Our mothers were best friends too. Monalisa, my mother and I hugged so tightly. I was happy that my mother takes Monalisa as her daughter so that she wouldn't feel lonely. My mother told us funny stories of how she fell in love with my father and how they used to sneak around because their love was forbidden.She was happy to know that the forbidden rule was pulled down. My mother knows how it feels like to be in a forbidden love.She knows of how a struggle it is and that is why she was so happy.

“How terrifying for you, and them, of course.” “Mother told me the story once of being in the grocery store looking at apples when she was shoved from behind and almost fell into the pears. She turned around an found what she called ‘h half-deranged she-wolf’ saying she needed to cede her power over me.” “What did your mother do?” “Tossed her into a bin of ketchup bottles.” I laughed. “Sorry.” He shrugged. “She said they were on sale.” I laughed again, snickering into my tea. But I sobered up quickly when Zane didn’t join me.

His smile faded. “they passed away mam.” “enough questions mom, the food is getting cold!” I said. My mother was sorry, she just didn’t express it with words. We enjoyed ourselves, my mother shared all the embarrasing details of my childhood,we laughed, Sam also shared bits of his childhood, I didn’t know whether it was true or a lie, since he was telling the stories to my mother. But I laughed like everything was perfectly normal. My mother doused off to bed, I walked Sam out.

"And no embarrassing baby stories!" Mom looked scandalized. "But the bathtub incident is my best material!" "MOM!" We all burst out laughing, and for a moment, I almost forgot about the contract, the lies, and the complicated web I'd woven myself into.

I hit him on the chest with my elbow while everyone burst into laughter all over again. “That was not even the most weird one. The most weird one was during one of those times I read Juliet moonlit stories to help her sleep. I went out to do something within some minutes and when I came back, I found my daughter licking the mattress very passionately. It was gross back then. But saying it now, it is so funny.” My mom recounted and we all fell into another round of laughter.

Yup, he was mad. Not for too long though, considering my puppy eyes and tears always worked on him, which in its turn, drove my mother mad; she scolded him for being easy on me and gave me a three-hour long lecture about the less fortunate people who didn't even have money for food and all that...I don't even know how she ended up there. My mom talks a lot. Don't know where she gets it from. Anyway, that's when the hug-theory emerged. Just like "Earth is flat," this theory too didn't pay out.

I can’t be too careful. God, I wish she was right less often. It’d make moving away and resenting her phone calls way easier. “Will do,” I say. “How are things back home?” She spits out a few rapid-fire anecdotes. Mom has the craziest ability to strip the humor out of even the funniest stories. I make it through one about a woman that apparently used to coach my soccer team throwing eggs at her husband during a town meeting without cracking a smile. “And you, Benjamin?” she asks.

I asked, “I’m fine” “That uh, that was different” “I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean to, I just got upset” “I know, I could feel it too”. I sat on the bed next to her and held onto her hand. I still can’t believe this is all happening. Mum told us stories about the daughter of the moon and the she-wolves with powers when I was a kid, but of course back then I just thought they were stories to make us feel good.

She was beaming with happiness; I could imagine her already planning our honeymoon in her head. “Beautiful,” she said and then grabbed Aurora’s hand. “Come meet Alderson; he has been waiting for both of you,” my mother said, pulling her as she walked. While she passed me, she didn’t even bat an eye at my side. I had disappeared from her sight now that she had met Aurora and Noel. I followed behind them, watching my mother tell Aurora stories about how I peed on her when she changed my diaper as a baby. “Mother,” I groaned. “No one wants to hear stories from decades ago,” I said through gritted teeth.

But for the time at least, I was trapped. "It wasn't just p**n!" My mother said and she looked absolutely terrified when she said it. I realized she wasn't angry, like I thought, she was scared. "It was p**n where... where a mother was... having sex with her... with her son!" she said and she could barely get it out. "No it wasn't!" "I heard it!" "It's a joke!" he said. "Your erection wasn't a joke," my mother said and my brother recoiled as though he were hit. "I saw what you were doing. Oh god! What is wrong with this family! What did I do wrong?"