Novel & Cerita Funny Motherhood Stories

My parents were enjoying their vacation on the beach of Morrodon, and they had befriended a couple who complained about how much child-rearing cost. My mother started bragging about her achievement, telling her new friends how she had put the fear of God into her troublesome son and how I only needed 20 dollars every month. Then, she started boasting that she had managed to train me out of ever needing money. I couldn't help but think to myself. 'Beautiful words are only ever used to hide the ugliest of truths.' For the next few days, I had no choice but to follow my mother and stepfather in silence. They didn't even mention my name throughout their vacation.

Her legs shuffled awkwardly and her legs were on the verge of colliding with each other, she quickly used the table to support herself. "Mom, you're officially insane." She struck a final pose, hands on hips, and grinned from ear to ear. "Insane or brilliant? Either way, you're up, Sleepyhead!" I shook my head in disbelief. "You know, most moms would just use an alarm clock." "There's absolutely no fun in that. Now get your ass into that bathroom." She winked and blew an air kiss in my direction before leaving the room. My bond with Mom is something else. She's got this knack for turning everyday stuff into a comedy show. We're not your typical parent-child duo; it's more like having a partn

She fired, “That my meagre money I made from cleaning the floor those snooty rich men and women walk on gave me that?” When I didn't say a word, she bursted out laughing. “I thought you'd be wise by now” “I’m sorry mother” I looked down, and tears started to freely seep down my face. “Oh yes, Pollen. You should be sorry. To think you tried to shame with this, baffles me” “That’s not it, I was only trying to make you stop the insensitive jokes” “Really?” She scoffed, “I am your mother, I have every right to make fun of you,Pollen. Every right!”

Aaron saw the conflict in me, and told me to go ahead and make all the jokes I wanted. I couldn’t help the “yo’ momma” jokes that immediately came out of my mouth. Aaron’s situation was incredibly sad and tragic. Even so…the idea of Aaron’s mate leaving him out of fear that he was sleeping with his own mother… how do you not make jokes out of that???? When I couldn’t stop making jokes, Aaron decided to tease me that my mate story was only marginally better, having met my mate while wearing a wedding dress.

Whatever his little mind realizes he will say that. Now, Both are making me mad to tell them a story. They informed me that their ma always told them story before sleeping. Without hearing story they can't sleep. I am wondering what should I say. Then I remembered my childhood when mom always told me story and I became asleep very fast. I told them one of my mother's story. And After some time I can feel that Avni and Ishaan are asleep. I kissed their forehead. I still can't believe I have someone in my life whom can I call my loved ones. My both kids are my everything. For them, I can do anything. I will even give my life for them.

"I know you're nervous, trust me I was more nervous at mine. Do you want to hear a funny story?" Curious, I nodded. Mother leaned in and began to whisper into my ear. "I vomited all over one of the elders at my coronation ceremony because of how nervous I was. I'm sure you can imagine how humiliating that would be." My mouth dropped open and I stifled a chuckle. My mother giggled and tapped my back.

When my mother-in-law saw that Edwin was in the hospital too, she got scared and hid behind Mandy. Edwin lost it when he saw her. "Mom, did you give me rotten meat and pasta that had gone bad again? You knew I had a big meeting today, didn't you? You've messed up everything! You always unplug the fridge to save a few pennies, and then the food goes bad. Look, we've ended up here, having to spend a fortune. I even lost my job. What are you trying to do, ruin me?" I watched Edwin freak out and had to try my best to keep from laughing.

I counted the numbers in my head silently to give my mother a time to retract her words but when she didn't, I knew then that she's telling the truth. Actually I know that my mother never jokes. She said she hated wasting people's time by making them laugh. She's not your typical human being because she is Divina Buenaventura, the greatest businesswoman I know. "You're kidding," was all I could say. "You're just bluffing, mom. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now you made me laugh. Now tell me it's only a joke." But she never took back her words. She kept sitting on her chair like a queen on her throne looking at me, her mere subject.

"You know condoms are not so cost!" "Bitch, I'm done giving birth. At my age, sex is just to keep the vagina warm and scratch off the little dust." Nana yelled. That woman had no shame. My mother and I stared at each other, bursting into fits of laughter. "That's really my mother?" My mother looked outside at her retreating figure, even though she had boarded a cab. "She's not two" I said in a sing song manner Then her face turned serious as she closed the door. "I think she's trying to reach us."

He smirked and I stomped on his boots in return, "Ow!" "What's the moral of my mum's story?" I asked him. "That men aren't all in their senses?" "No, silly." I shook my head, "She tried her best to be a good mother on her own despite having no parental figure in her life and birthing me when she was still a teen baby." I lectured him, "She did her best juggling between parenting me and trying to get love for herself and she did great. So, you can be a good father too."