Funny Nezuko Novels & Stories

I kept smiling and slowly stepped away and ran to my room. "KEN-'I-CHIIIIIIIIIIIII YOUUUUU DUMBAAAAAAAAASSS!" Oh no, the beast had come out! God, HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP MEEEEE!!!! *** Morning came and the siblings are currently having their breakfast. "Nii-shan... You nose looks so cute." Sezuka laughed. Ken'ichi just glared at her. "Well, your stupid brother just went to sleep outside last night and maybe a cockroach kissed his nose that's why." Rezuka chuckled and smirked.

Russell muttered while picking up his scalpel and left. Alesso and Kairo looked at each other for a moment before they both started laughing with amusement. Reed and Nero joined them. "You are right. Nero Vitiello is gossiping like a woman" Kairo teased Nero. That made everyone laugh even harder. Nero tried to playfully punch Kairo, but the Italian ducked and escaped from the blow.

“What you consider fun and no big deal will come back to bite you in the ass one day and it’ll be so bad you’ll wish you were dead. After all, your heart is already as black as your coffee” It made me recall Hina’s pale face and suddenly, it wasn’t funny anymore but I put on a smile and said; “I guess I’m just tired. Nothing serious guys” They both suspiciously gazed at me but then nodded. When Toshiro and Sora were almost done, Sara and Yua returned, carrying cans of beer and soda. My eyes went wide when I saw that they weren’t alone. A certain guy with a man bun also walked in holding cans of beer.

*Third POV* “See I will tell you everything about the basement and other stuff as we have a lot to talk about. First, why not he have our breakfast. I dont want it to end with the quarrel and you once again avoid eating” Takeshi smiles placing his hand upon Koishi’s only made him take his hand back the next second. “Okay” Koishi smiles as he avoids looking at Takeshi not noticing the sudden change of expression over his face. “Let's get started with it” Takeshi smiles looking down at his plate as Koishi first takes the cup of coffee recognizing his own cup which has his favourite anime character Gojo Saturo from Jujutsu Kaisen upon it.

Selene Am I allowed to say " Oh my fkin Goddess? " because I really feel like now is the appropriate time for such a comment! Jewel The ground all around us begins to crack and burst open and Neeko starts laughing like the bloody madman that he clearly is, this energy is of the dark arts!

What are you doing? Geni: Laundry. Want some company? Me: I know what you're trying to do. I'm fine. Geni: You're not fine. You've been moping around all week. He's an asshole. You need some fun. Me: Yes he's an asshole. But fun on my day off means Jamie Fraser in a kilt. Geni: Really. Which episode are you on? When I don't answer her fast enough, because I don't honestly know, she texts again.

I explain. She nods and keeps watching. “I like this killer bee guy. that dude makes me laugh.” She laughs when Bee wants rap with Yamuto. I shake my head but do not say anything. I like watching it alone, but I don’t mind watching Naruto with Tia sometimes she’s actually interested, when it comes to filler episodes she falls asleep though.

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.

“I am sure you are smart enough to know that everything cannot work out as easily as you have just described. There’s also the issue of Nikjin being immortal. Did you forget about that?” Zokman threw back his bald head and laughed like a maniac. He laughed so hard that he held his sides as if his laughter was causing him pain too. “Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?” He wiped a tear from the corner of his eye and looked at her. “Is that what he told you? That he is immortal?” “Yes. Is he not?” “No, my dear Luna. Nikjin is as mortal as the rest of us.” “But – “