Funny Nezuko Novels & Stories

He’d rolled it up to fit. Irritation flutters through me as I take back. “Still, thanks a lot,” I say as I try to flatten it out. Unable to resist the urge, I flip through the pages, looking for any signs pages have been ripped out. Thankfully, everything was as it should be. Noticing Zeke was now giving me odd looks I gave him a shaky smile. “It’s uh, got all my notes in it.” “Nerd,” he teases me with a smile, the odd looks gone. “So, Uhm, have you given any thought to going out some time? Not, pushing, just curious.”

Yami thought. Kazuko stood up with the pressure she was on and said "Don't underestimate me beast, don't think I'll loose to you, I'm just trying to keep a promise to a friend, so don't think I can't kill you in an instant" The girl who came close to Yami before entered into the room and heard a very deep voice in her head speaking while laughing "You'll kill me in an instant, what a joke, to think this human is this cocky, she haven't even landed a single hit on me"

His head kind of reminded me of a mushroom growing in every wrong way possible. I pointed at the fiery guy. "Who is this sassy jackass?" The guy's eye twitched with annoyance. "I beg your pardon." Hanako spoke up"This'sassy brat' you say is Takeo Tachibana. "You didn't need to agree with him on the sassy part!" Takeo said. Hanako ignored him and continued, "And the one next to him is the super genius in this class, no, the entire school itself, Izumi Harutora."

Leo, who look like he would collapse anytime now approach the bar counter to get the drink when he saw Nero laughing by himself and an amused smile on his lips. He walk closer and asked in confusion. “Why the hell are you laughing all by yourself? Don’t you know you look crazy and creepy?” he said with a disgusted voice. Nero was laughing paused and pouted. “I’m not!” he defended. Leo who didn’t really care just shrugged his shoulder and told him his agenda. “Then why are you laughing?” he asked as he took the drinks and place it on the tray. Nero just smiled innocently and give him a shrugged. “Nothing really, just saw something interesting.”

Kōjin (laughing so hard the volcano rumbles): “Welcome to the family, Himuari-Nakamura. Weird is the baseline.” He snaps his fingers and a table appears (low kotatsu, steaming bowls of kitsune udon the size of bathtubs, sake that tastes like sunrise). We eat under a sky that’s half open volcano, half Kyoto twilight. I steal his chopsticks just to watch him pout. Seras: “So… do I call you Dad? Kōjin-sama? Old man who smells like charcoal?” Kōjin (soft, ancient eyes warm): “You call me whatever feels like home.

For some reason, he suddenly understood the writing clearly, his face was smiling sweetly. "Kazexian, are you okay?" asked Prince Kanzuka who was confused to see his younger brother smiling to himself. Kazexian smiled to himself and replied "This is really funny information!" "What is so funny?" "Writing this!" The two brothers tilted their heads, looking weird and stupid. "You can read this writing, right?" The two brothers simultaneously nodded their heads, "Yes, this information is a little strange!" "Which one is weird?" asked Aje. "When the sun becomes the moon. Is n't that weird? "

"You're being cute about fish tacos when we have approximately forty-seven serious things to discuss." "I can be focused and appreciate the fish tacos simultaneously," he said. "I'm a multitasker." She looked at him for a second and then laughed — a real one, the kind that snuck up on her, and she saw him relax slightly when it happened, like he'd been waiting for it and was relieved it had arrived. That was the thing about Neo. Even in the middle of everything, he knew when she needed to laugh and he gave her something to laugh at. She didn't think he always did it consciously. She thought it was just — him.

He said and Jiroo and Ayu burst out into fits of loud laughter. "Yes, Hera. He's Tanjirou." Jiroo said between his laughter and points at himself. "And I'm Inosuke and Ayu is Zenitsu." "And Nami is Nezuko." Ayu added and they laughed even harder that Liam soon joined them and his grip on my waist loosened. "Do you think I'm in a mood for your silliness?" "No, I'm s-sorry." Liam said and slapped Jiroo's arm before he tried to hold me but I swat his hands away. "C'mon babe, I really took care the demon earlier that's why I wasn't inside."

And am itching to reply Mysterio's chat, I can feel the multiple vibration from my phone. Luckily I'm now in the comfort of my desk, so I quickly brought out my phone to reply him, it warmed my heart to see countless messages from him. Some of them are naruto's famous words. *Jizz, am I your mom?* I texted back, that's one thing about him, you don't have to fear about what you say, if it will offend him, he always understands joke. *A witch like you? My mother? Don't flatter yourself* He replied almost instantly.

“Oh, no… How can Kasuga protect the border now…?” His concern, instead of making the others worried, it made them silent. They sweatdropped for a while before laughing at the same time. Gilbert was smiling from the counter while shaking his head, then he continued filing in letters. Jai looked at them laughing, confused. He was as confused as Shoru. “Why are you guys laughing?” Mika wiped the tears off her cheeks. “You were fighting a giant snake and all you can worry of is the sword you borrowed… How can we not laugh?”