Funny Oreo Memes Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Mm like an Oreo I love to lick the middle like an Oreo (Turn up) Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo I wanna bite it, and get inside it til I get you gone Ooh, like an Oreo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * They sang together and caused a ruckus all of a sudden as they mimicked me, Chester and Danielle in an “Oreo” position. These god damn motherfvckers ! I swear they are so dead now !! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Mentions, messages, tags. My stomach tightened as I opened one. It was a meme caricature of my old picture. There was a poop emoji on top of my head, my brown eyes were replaced with a red laser, and a boldly written text on the picture said ‘SLUT’. I groaned and locked my phone immediately. But it was too late. I’d already seen it. Another buzz. Then another. Curiosity got the better of me again. I saw a particular message from a private page in my DM.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

Me: ‘Nate’s asleep” Owen: ‘Be right there.’ Me: ‘Are you wearing a shirt?’ Owen: ‘No’ Me: ‘Put on a shirt’ Owen: ‘Laughing emoji. Why?’ Me: ‘I can’t think straight’ Owen: ‘K be right there’

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

Seemingly aware of my inner turmoil “I hid the extra pack of Oreos from you, that’s it.” He says and my eyes widen. What the fuck? “The fuck?” I asked, watching his lips turn into a grin. I couldn’t help the disgust in my face as I watched him throw his head back, laughing like I said something hilarious. “Baby, you should’ve seen your face.” He says while laughing, cradling his tummy as he laughed. I rolled my eyes and kicked him in the knees, watching him fall backwards but still laughing. “You looked like a wet reindeer, your eyes were so big it was freaking funny.” He says, still laughing.

"You're never letting that one go, aren't you?" Iori told Jun with an exasperated sigh, "Nope," He responded grinning from ear to ear, " And forego all the fun? No way!" He was having way too much fun teasing her, who knew Iori would be capable of doing something like that in a moment of panic. That was hilarious. And the moment when she realized what she had done... Lord, her reactions gave him a kick better than any comedy skit he ever watched.