Funny Oreo Memes Novels & Stories

"His proper name’s Salty Black Bastard. Some call him Salty, some call him Bastard. Depends what he’s done to ’em." I smiled, looking down at the cat as he looked up at me, his green eyes filled with something that might have been spite or adoration. I couldn't tell. "Well, he's Oreo now," I stated it like it was a fact. "What's an Oreo?" Oliver asked, settling down on the wooden floor beside me, his legs crossed. Oh, right... I was in fucking 1725... "It's a cookie." Oliver stared at me blankly. "Uh... It's like a biscuit," I clarified, hoping that might ring a bell for him.

And my heart halted it's pace for a brief moment. "Oh." And I cursed my self that moment, mentally hitting my head. But it clearly wasn't my fault. I've loved Oreos since I was little. I and my cousins always fought over getting the largest portion, after it was being shared to us by grandma Felicia. So I clearly didn't know his late fiancee loved them as well. It was such a fucking coincidence. Shit. Me getting the Oreos, brought back memories of his late fiancee. Something that made him feel sad, guilty and made him hate him self. "I'm sorry." I heard myself apologise.

Oliver: I would deal with it if I got to lick you. Sidney grinned again and felt herself blushing in the glow of her laptop screen. As she typed with Oliver, she continued to scroll through comments—a blend of generic hot comments, menstruation jokes, and clickbait advertising. She tallied the reactions in her head. This picture had already attracted more attention than their previous photo. She shared some random horror memes, retweeted from her favorite followers, and commented on horror groups in Facebook. She marched through her evening routine. As she processed the comments and emails from her website, another conversation notification rang.

Meme and Travis’ mouths drop open and Jonny chuckles into my neck. “Yeah, okay!”, says Meme. “Large popcorn, lots of salt, and don’t be stingy with the butter, Tray. Also, sparkling water for Lala and two cokes, so she and her boy toy won’t need to drink mine after they’ve just had their mouths on each other. Oh, and a box of Snow Caps”. “That’s it Meme?”, asks Travis. “You know she’s loaded, right”? “Yeah”, barks Meme. “And that’s what’s wrong with you! Ring us up gold digger”!

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo I wanna bite it, and get inside it til I get you gone * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * “Eww” Nadia made a face. “Just ew- … ” Nox chuckled, much to Nadia’s bemusement. He cut her off mid sentence and forced three Oreos into her mouth, making everyone laugh and cheer. The crowd didn’t notice the split second kiss, but they did enjoy Nadia struggling with biscuits stuffed in her mouth. Pretty sure she was looking like a ‘Cookie Monster,’ just of a different kind.

I said roughly, trying to move past him, but he blocked me again. “Great job on the Lunch,” he said, his tone mocking. “Also, you are the hottest thing trending in the media right now. Aren’t you quite the little celeb?” Nora made a face at him, but he brushed her off and took a step closer to me. “I thought Nora would have told you by now. Pity.” He whipped out his phone and shoved it in my face. On the screen there was a picture of me… no, hold on! It was a meme! Someone had used my picture from the launch and made a meme!

Well I have no clue when your dad will be back but we have coke in the fridge and I'm pretty sure we have some chips and probably some candy back there from my last store run. Tate nodded, "Dad keeps Oreos in his desk too." Cheyenne laughed, "oh, does he. Maybe we should go eat all of those and put an empty container back with a note since he didn't want to share that info with me." Tate giggled taking off obviously loving her idea of pulling a prank on his dad. He came running back with Oreos in hand. "I got them." Cheyenne smiled, "oh I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finds them all gone!"

There were several memes on her with hilarious comments from many students, they didn't even care about her being the sole heiress and Queen of the campus. One said: 'When your crush denies you in public.' They put her funny looking half plastered smiling face below_the look she had on when the idols were leaving. Okay, this did it. I fell on the floor laughing hysterically with Lia as I hit my hands repeatedly on the floor.

So I pulled out my phone again, this time scrolling through my saved folder labeled “EMERGENCY GIGGLES.” I found a meme I knew would work. A sketchy cartoon cat trying to play a grand piano with arms that were way too short. It was dumb. Like, impressively dumb. “Look at this,” I said, turning the screen toward him. He glanced at it. Blinked. Then let out a snort. “That’s so stupid,” he said. “But you smiled.” “No, I didn’t.” “You totally did.” He rolled his eyes, took a long sip of juice, then bumped his shoulder into mine. “Okay. Maybe I did.”