Funny Patrick Quotes Novels & Stories

"We need to hurry before someone shows up." Patrick laughed and leaned close to me, his breath hot and sour against my ear. "Aw, look at you," he cooed mockingly. "Trying your best. Cute... but useless." My voice broke as I fought against his grip. "Let me go," I gasped, my legs scraping helplessly against the concrete. "Let me go, you sick...bastards—"

"Don't try and provoke me, Fat Pat. I won't even look twice if someone like Lucy was handed to me on a silver platter. I even refused it when one of the war heroes offered their granddaughter to me!" "Pffttt! Hahahahah!" Patrick immediately burst into laughter when he heard that. "That's super hilarious! Did you learn nothing but bragging during your five years in prison? I can't believe you made the claim that a war hero's granddaughter wants to marry you. You must have lost a couple of screws after Lucy abandoned you!"

Tom said calmly, "Unfortunately, Patrick is sick and can't come today." Hearing this, the crowd began to discuss the situation again. "He's sick? Is it so coincidental that he fell ill on his birthday?" "Exactly! Is he really sick or is he just pretending?" Someone impatiently said, "He's had a condition all along. There's no need for him to pretend. Mr. Strauss Senior, we heard that Patrick is mute and also has autism. Please tell the truth in front of everyone. Are those rumors true?"

Patrick couldn’t help but tease his friend, who is currently, foolishly in love right now. "We’ve just gotten to know each other for a while, but my attraction to her is different. The moment I saw her, cheesy it may sound, but I see myself growing old with her." His friends are teasing him nonstop! What's worse, the tease came with a little physical teasing! "Honestly speaking bro, Infinity’s the type of woman to be taken seriously,” Patrick further explained to him. "So what is your next move?" Jhezz asked seriously. Well, out of all his friends, he is the serious type among them.

Alexandria I slipped into the limousine, let out an exaggerated breath, and collapsed against the seat. "I'm not going to lie," Patrick said as the car began to move, "I expected a bigger smile. Someone isn't doing his job. Maybe I should have gotten you a vibrator instead?" I shook my head. "Thank you, Pat. I-I..." Though I did my best to stop them, tears bubbled to the surface. Breathe in and out...breathe in and out...

I raise my gaze to where Paul is kneeling, his and a lot of their attention on me. Hmm? What had I missed? “Yes, Paul?” “Patrick was asking if he could go pee.” The last words expose the gap in his teeth. He has somehow, registered himself as the leader of the group. And I know that someday, he would make a fine honorable gentleman. “Yes, of course. Patrick go ease yourself. But don’t be gone for so long…” “Or else the mighty grasshopper will jump out and swallow you up!” they all chorus and break into loud giggles.

Alexandria I slipped into the limousine, let out an exaggerated breath, and collapsed against the seat. "I'm not going to lie," Patrick said as the car began to move, "I expected a bigger smile. Someone isn't doing his job. Maybe I should have gotten you a vibrator instead?" I shook my head. "Thank you, Pat. I-I..." Though I did my best to stop them, tears bubbled to the surface. Breathe in and out...breathe in and out...

I respond and we both Burst out laughing, our voices echoing through the air. "Well, I was thinking to outsmart you and I did..." "Nah! You didn't outsmart me, you are only evil... " "Oh! See the queen of all evils calling me evil, so funny..." She says again and this time I do not laugh as I do not find it funny anymore.. PATRICK'S POV.

I’d barely noticed myself that I was bouncing my legs from the cold. “Well,” he said. “On one hand, you’ve got a story about family and love and innocence and coming together as a community and believing, but on the other hand, you’ve got joy and laughter and finding meaning in life.” I raised an eyebrow. “You know these movies yourself or did you just g****e them?” Patrick laughed aloud but didn’t answer. He was becoming a mystery tonight. Every time he did something unexpected, I found myself wanting to know more about him.

He said mockingly. “You don’t like your best buddy’s stories?” She asked in a similar tone. “What if I don’t?” “Ehh… What kind of friend are you? Have you ever thought about it?” “I am an excellent friend to all of you.” He said without thinking much. “Sure, you are,... no, you've always been, just a self-centered asshole.” “What are you talking about?” Patrick joined them, hearing that it was starting to get hot. “Nothing. Let's go. A guide is waiting for us at the entrance.”