Funny Patrick Quotes Novels & Stories

He lightly pushed Patrick away and said firmly, “Keep some distance while talking. If someone sees us, they’ll misunderstand.” Patrick chuckled softly but quickly controlled himself. Maintaining the seriousness of the situation was crucial—who knew, Mark might change his mind again after just getting motivated. “Hm… I didn’t know you could give such a good motivational speech,” Mark said as he sat down on his chair. “I learned everything from you, sir,” Patrick replied, buttering him up even more. Hearing so much praise, Mark started puffing up like a balloon. He ran a hand over his face once and asked again, “Am I really that handsome?”

Breathing it in. “I missed you.” “You talking to the furniture now?” I glance towards the open door. Patrick stands there with an amused expression. “I’m talking to my shop.” “Worse.” “Oh, shut up.” A grin appears on his face. “I’ll be outside.” “You don’t want coffee?” I ask. “I’ve already had two.” “You Irish Mafia people drink concerning amounts of coffee.” “We also don’t sleep.” “I’ve noticed.” I reply. He gives me a nod before stepping back outside. The bell above the door jingles softly. I walk behind the reception desk and switch on the computer.