Funny Pick Up Lines

Nang malaman ni Christelle Alessandra Galvez na s'ya ay nagdadalang tao ay excited s'yang ibalita ito sa kanya nobyo, kay Mir Leonel Alejandro, she wanted to surprise him on their fourth year anniversary but fate twisted when she caught her boyfriend cheating on her with her school mate, Sabrina. Nakipag hiwalay si Leonel kay Christelle at dahil nga buntis si Christelle ay nagmakaawa ito kay Leonel na wag itong ipagpatuloy, ngunit kahit sinabi na ni Christelle na buntis ito ay tuluyan  pa ding nakipag hiwalay si Leonel matapos ang masasakit na salitang binitawan nito kay Christelle. ------- Walong taon matapos ang nangyari at muling nagkita sina Christelle at Leonel sa isang coffee at dahil gustong makabawi ni Christelle ay nagkunwari itong hindi kilala si Leonel. Leonel couldn't accept the fact that Christelle denied him so, he did something unbelievable ---- He kidnapped Christelle and brought her in the middle of the sea where they are the only people there. Christelle got mad at him and to ease Christelle's anger Leonel brought up an agreement, they will stay together on the yatch for a week nang hindi nag-aaway and after that, the agreement was off and Christelle can go back to her old life. Pumayag si Christelle sa paniniwalang wala namang ibang pwedeng mangyari sa loob ng isang linggo. but the question is... What could possibly happen for week? Can she really hold her anger towards him until the end of their agreement?

Laundrymaid, cook, janitress— name it all. These are among of the tasks YUMI has to do every day. In short, she's your generous all-around maid who works without getting paid. However, her monotonous life of being the modern Cinderella will soon end the moment she lays eyes on VINCENT, who is a rich, fair young boy who is offering her one huge offer no lady of her status would ever say no— to marry him. Everything is already supposed to be a happy ending for Yumi until her cruel stepmother-in-law, VICTORIA, steps in to ruin the dream-like fantasy she has ever dreamed of. Will her fairytale-like life with her prince charming end so soon? Or will she then begin to put her A-game on a battle against her stepmother-in-law for the sake of Vincent and the life she has longed for?

After her mother's death, Mari spent her life living with her aunt in the United States. Kuntento na siya roon, not until her own Aunt Melissa framed her up so that she can go back to her home country, the Philippines, which she hates the most. Doon ay makikilala niya si SJ. Naging magkaibigan sila, hanggang sa nagkaibigan. Mabilis ang mga pangyayari. In her three months stay, nawala ang pagkadalaga niya. Akala niya ay okay na ang lahat pagkatapos noon. She thought of her wedding as the beginning of her happy ending. Their happy ending. Hanggang sa mapag-alaman niya na may iba nang babae ang daddy niya. Kasabay ng pagkaalam niya na niloloko siya ng asawa niya. And to make her situation more even worst? Nalaman niya na ang babae pala ng daddy niya ay walang iba kundi ang ina ni SJ. Making her jerk husband her probable stepbrother...

I am just an ordinary woman who are used to not be valued because I am not suited to be with a rich man. It is unfair and I am hurt. There's no status in life when it comes to love but it's different now because the poor are just for the poor and the rich are for their fellow rich. When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up hindi na ako muling pumasok sa isang relasyon, na trauma na ako. Akala ko pwede ang isang tulad kong mahirap para sa kanya na isang mayaman pero akala ko lang pala iyon dahil ang mahirap na isang tulad ko ay malabo na mapunta sa isang mayaman na katulad niya. One thing that I want in life is to be loved by the person I love and see my worth even though I am a simple woman and I have a simple life. Unexpectedly, Kenzo Juaquin Marasigan came into my life. A freaking hot police man, a rich and heir of M&K Citi Hardware na may lihim na pagmamahal sa'kin matagal na panahon na. But what if he knows my true identity he will still love me as I am or he will only love me because of my true status in life?

She's 4 years older than me ..mahal ko sya mahal din nya ko ..pero hindi katulad ng pagmamahal na nararamdaman ko para sa kanya .. mahal nya lang ako bilang kapatid... nakababatang kapatid and I'm fucking hate it!?! kaya gagawin ko ang lahat maging akin lang sya because "the king owns her and that is me" at ang hahadlang sa pag aari ko ay pababagsakin ko kaya don't mess up with me because I'm a fucking billionaire.. "SILVER JAY KING"ang king ng buhay ni "HEART DELA CRUZ"

Lyka is a simple woman, jolly, funny and kind-hearted. She accepted her fate when her father died. She became a nanny in her own house because of her stepmother but she never blame her father for marrying again before but now she seek freedom. One day, her cousin Kyla visited her and brought her away from her miserable life. They hang out together and even bought her every she needed. She thought, Kyla was just so good to her because they were relatives. Days passed, when Lyka heard a sudden news that her stepmother wanted to sell her to those loan sharks. She was terrified and immediately plan on escaping. She went far away even though she doesn't want to leave her younger stepbrothers. She doesn't have a choice but to go far away. On her new journey, new life, new apartment, her cousin Kyla suddenly showed and beg her to act as her proxi as a bride. She immediately said no even though they were really look alike. But things went change when Lyka knew her cousin was in dangered. She made a choice to agree with the said plan. She was anxious to meet her husband. Kyran was not fond of this kind of arrangement but force to have her beside him. Would they click with other or would it be a disaster.

Mulat si Kristine sa buhay probinsya dahil magmula noong maghiwalay ang kanyang mga magulang ay kinuha siya ng kanyang ama at dinala sa probinsya upang doon manirahan. Sabik siya sa pagmamahal ng isang ina, kaya nang magkataong kailangan ng kanyang ina ang tulong niya, ay kaagad itong pumayag para lamang makapiling ito kahit na labag man sa kagustuhan ng ama. Lahat ay gagawin niya alang-alang sa gustong mangyari ng ina, ngunit hindi niya inaasahang ang tulong na hinihingi ng ina niya ang siyang makakapagpabago sa mga dati niyang nakagawian at buong katauhan.

Growing up with her mother on an island in Surigao, Alex Batungbakal Vasquez turned out to be a jack of all trades. She was raised in a poor family but survived college and eventually found a job in a small company. By the time she learned about her father's true identity was the very moment her wealthy granddad found them, too. Her old tyrant disclosed a deal that she had to marry bigwigs, ruthless but smokingly hot multi-billionaire, Ludwig Henderson. However, she was out of her league. Annoyed is an understatement, incensed it is. Given the situation, Ludwig had no choice but to close the deal with his business partner-to Alex's grandfather. Will Alex consummate their marriage despite him being imperious? Can she tame her husband? More likely, will they fall for each other in the true sense of the word?

Matteo Imperial,a drop dead gorgeous billionaire. One of the most eligible bachelors of the country. But behind those charming looks that could make anyone easily fall for him; is a ruthless business man that everyone is afraid of. He is a womanizing jerk who promised himself not to tie the knot. He sees girls as merely toys that could warm his bed and he could dispose of after using. But looks like karma has its own way to play with him; when a beautiful woman that has a pair of mesmerizing blue eyes and a strange outfit that suddenly caught his attention with just a glance.  He never felt the desire to own someone before, but in just one glance. . . He felt like he suddenly got bewitched.  He fell and drowned just like that, too deep that he couldn’t see the bottom of it. Drunk and Desire then that mind blowing night happened. But the next morning, he woke up, with an empty space beside him. Nang magising siya ay wala na ang misteryosang babaeng iyon na para bang isang panaginip lamang ang lahat. That strange woman who stole his sanity is nowhere to be found. A thing that no one dared to do, not with the infamous Matteo Imperial. But what if fate decided to play with the Matteo again?  After not being able to forget that night, that woman whom he never knew who, yet wouldn’t leave his mind, showed up again, 5 years later. Muli niya itong nakita sa hindi inaasahang lugar at pagkakataon. A woman who has different eyes but the exact same face as hers. And she drives him insane the same way that woman did. And worse is she claims to be a completely different person, her twin sister. Or is she?

Upon unfolding the truth in the past, the sentiments unraveled. Magi and Dylan were each other’s first love, proving that ‘first love never dies. They were about to start their fairytale-like love story, not until a controversial revelation happened… that Dylan was the ex-boyfriend of her sister, Macy. Her sister’s ex-boyfriend that she is still in love with and obsessed with. Will it matter to Magi the love she has for Dylan? Or rather will she choose to let him go for her sister’s sake? Could she be able to prioritize herself or instead, she chooses to give up the love she has for Dylan in the fear that the relationship she has with Macy could possibly be broken?