Funny Questions With Answers の小説・ストーリー

what’s with our questions? “I don’t have one.” “Why the hell are you smiling?” “Nothing.” I was so bored that’s why I asked something out of the blue. “When was the last time you had sex?” “What the fuck woman?!” he yelled. Why’s he yelling? What’s wrong with my question anyway, it’s harmless! “So when?” “I’m not gonna answer that.” He’s now glaring at me. I just stared at him with blank expression and we’re now having a staring contest. And guess what I won.

He should as well have a cold shower than having to play a question and answer game he remembered playing when he was 5 with a hard-on. "Please," she pleaded pouting and because he was a fool and had a weakness that started with M, he settled back. "So, you are to answer a question in the next five seconds then ask a question back. Anyone who takes more than five seconds, before they blurt out answers loses." Xavier nodded in agreement asking her to go first. "Favorite pizza topping?" "Pepperoni." He smiled, "Favorite colour?" "Black." He chuckled not believing her choice of favorites as he had expected her to go for pink or yellow, something girly. "Where have you always wanted to visit?"

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

They ate breakfast together, throwing jokes on the side. "How does a frog feel with a broken foot?" Sean asked with a smirk. "What?" Keith asked. "Unhoppy. Bhahahah!" Sean burst into a set of laughter. Evan himself felt his stomach in pain from laughing again. Keith was the same. "Now, that's funny!" Wendell said to Sean.

I sat on my bed, phone in hand, waiting for Kyle's response. The minutes ticked by, and I found myself checking my phone every few seconds. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, my phone buzzed with an unknown ID which I know it was Kyle . I quickly opened the message, and my eyes scanned the screen. He had sent me a list of questions he had sent to the show, along with the answers he expected me to give. I scrolled through the list, my mind racing with thoughts. Some of the questions and answers were ridiculous , but others were more probing.

“How about we skate around for a bit? Maybe play twenty questions.” Jordan nodded immediately. “That sounds perfect. Go ahead, Malaya. Ask me anything. I’m an open book.” Malaya skated slowly between them, brow furrowed as she thought hard. “Okay… what came first? The chicken or the egg?” Laila snorted before she could stop herself, laughter slipping out when she saw Jordan’s face. “That feels like a trap,” Jordan laughed. “I thought these were questions about me, not chickens.” “I was giving you an easy one,” Malaya teased. “But okay, if they have to be about you… What do you do?”

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

Annika excitedly hits his shoulders and he begins to think of one. “Why don't eggs tell jokes?” A confused look appears on my face and I still don't have the answer to that. Annika gets the correct answer and she urges Vion to keep asking and telling jokes. I don't get any of them correctly and Annika seems to be having so much fun with Vion. I find myself laughing with them, because Vion is definitely fun to be with.

It was wild and crazy, like he had heard the funniest joke in the world. He laughed so hard that I started to feel scared. What was so funny about my question? When Adrian finally stopped laughing, he looked at me with eyes that seemed almost insane. “A good person?” he repeated. “You want to know if Lucan is a good person?” I nodded, even though his reaction was making me nervous.

I said and she nodded. “Have fun”Mom said. “And probably take a step forward before coming back to this house”Keith said and I groan. “Well, how do you like the food?” I asked once we get to the restaurant and ordered. “It tastes amazing” She said. “So what do you think about the twenty questions game?” I asked and she frowns. “What is that?” She ask. “That where we ask each other questions about ourselves” I said. “Okay but what if am not ready to answer a question”