Funny Quotes About Heartbreak Novels & Stories

It wasn’t exactly my place to give him comfort — or advice about heartbreak. “You don’t need to say anything,” he replied, eyes fixed on the road. “I just needed to get it out. You can even laugh at me if you want. God knows I deserve it. We treated you horribly, Mathilda… maybe this is karma catching up to me. Every lie we told was bound to come back around someday, right?” Just then, a massive neon sign flashed on the side of the street: “YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BABY! FIND YOUR SOULMATE!”

Top of Form *** "It was said that a heart that has been broken can never feel pain again, that it becomes immune to hurt because it has already tasted the bitter sting of heartbreak. But as Chloe stood there with tears streaming down her face, she knew that whoever had said those words had never experienced a second heartbreak." The pain she felt right now felt fresh, raw, and intense as if it was the first time. This was only a reminder that heartbreak was not a one-time event but an ongoing process.

He said the last part like he is sharing a top secret. "And what might be that?" I asked lifting a brow upward. "Nothing much. I just want to be a friend of the prettiest lady I have ever seen." "Well if you think you have chance with me by becoming my friend then no." I said back but we both know we're just joking. "Oh, my heart has been brutally broken down by your harsh word. What I'll do now with this broken heart?" He said making a fake sad face. "Donate it. Oops... You can't cause it is broken." I tsk-ed and patted over the place where his heart is situated.

“At full volume.” I gasped. “Wow. Rude.” “True.” I stuck my tongue out at him even though he couldn’t see. The room calmed again. Until he sighed… the sad type of sigh that makes your heart sit up. “She broke your heart, right?” I whispered. He didn’t answer. But he didn’t need to. I faced him. “You’ll be okay.” “I don’t feel okay.” “That’s normal,” I said softly. “Heartbreak feels like someone removed your battery.”

There was a plant and a framed quote behind me: “Ashes to beauty” The interviewer,Whitney,appeared on the screen,poised and polished. With a short intro,we dove into the interview proper. “Misss Sophia,your story has touched millions in weeks. But if you had to go back to the moment you were heartbroken,what would you tell that version of yourself.” I paused,then smiled gently. “I'd tell her that heartbreak won't break her forever. That the loss of something isn't the end. It can be the beginning of the real you.”

"I'm sorry Charity, I won't be going to the victim's home today. Something came up. We'll go some other time" I think the phrase, shattering of heart is a bit too underrated and considered too literal, used in literary works and in certain kind of situations to prove how pleasant our grasp of good grammar is cause I can testify that my heart practically broke into a million pieces that all the glue in the world wouldn’t even dare put together if they tried as I read through Detective Roman's message that morning.

"Thank you..." When heart is broken it fallen into pieces. You feel so cold, so hopeless, and so down. You felt like you lost your happiness. It's like a fire that will burn you into ashes. The only thing you can see is darkness and emptiness. But when the pieces put back together, it forms a strong bond. It lightens up the whole world around you, and each other will feel a different kind of joy. A different kind of fire that will warm your cold and empty heart. And one kissed of love, the heart becomes whole. "You fix me my love." I whispered. He smiled and kissed me again. The End.

However, I had learned a painful lesson that people's hearts were a fickle lot, and it was rare to find anyone truly sincere about their feelings. "Give me some time, Brian," I said quietly. Brian nodded gently. "Alright. I'll wait." After getting home, I saw the long email that Queenie sent to me. Every word she wrote was full of remorse, saying that she regretted losing me as a close friend, and there was nothing else she could say to me aside from apologizing again and again. I stared at the email for a long time. Misty sighed and said, "A mistake is a mistake, and there's no use regretting it because nothing can be undone."

“But I’m scared, you know? Just like you, I’ve also had my fair share of heartbreaks. So, experiencing one again is something I’m just not ready for. What if it all goes wrong again?” Clara reached out for her hand across the table, her grip firm and reassuring. “I know, my dear friend. I totally get it. Heartbreak sucks. But now you have a good man here. Don’t let your fears ruin things for you. Don’t let past hurts stop you from a future happiness.”

"Not competing just... sorry for being a dick last night. Heavens, take her pain and give it to me, my love, for I cannot bear to see you suffer." I froze, pulling back to stare at him. "What? Heavens what? Did you just quote a soap opera?" He grinned sheepish, ears red now. "Yeah, watched some clips online thought it sounded romantic, like those dramatic guys on TV. 'My darling, your tears are daggers to my soul let me mend your broken heart with my eternal devotion.'" I cracked up so hard I snorted, falling back on the towel, him hovering over me laughing too. "Oh God, stop you sound like a bad actor! 'Eternal devotion'? Who talks like that?"