Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"It's been a month but I didn't know you were still so angry with me? Maybe you still love me until now." "Where did you get the thickness of your face, Kevyn? You should be ashamed of yourself, you are too airy to be out of place. Maybe I loved you back then because I still made you feel good back then, but now? Not anymore. I I'm really stupid because I loved someone like you and that's what I regretted. And since we broke up I realized that you're not a loss because you're worthless." I promised before going inside.

I was laughing with my best friend and the fact that I might die soon was pushed at the back of my head. "No, I've got a better one," I said still laughing, "I'm like Dracula whose down to his last meal." "And his fangs all fell out," Asher added and we both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "Why are we finding this humorous?" I asked as I wiped a tear, "it's not even funny at all." "I guess we're just trying to laugh all our pain away and pretend it's just a huge joke," he answered as he sobered up. "I honestly don't want to think of you dying so soon and leaving me all alone in this crazy world."

“Why did you…” “That’s nothing,” he coldly told me. “It’s not that you’ll read it anyway.” “But I…” I couldn’t be able to finish my sentence. “Tell me.” I bit my bottom lip while gripping my books on my arms tightly like I’m getting a support from it. “It’s not that you’ll understand it anyway.” I uttered, mimicking what he said a while ago. When two broken hearts meet, they find their missing part in each other. I often read that quote. But whenever I tried to believe it, I just couldn’t.

"Let's get crazy drunk tonight." They said the best remedy to ease a broken heart is through intoxication. Though this heart of mine had been torn, ripped, prodded and shredded to deformed fragments before, today, it was non-existent. Eff my life.

That had to be the biggest joke that was said because all it takes was for the man to be heartbroken and he would reduce to nothing but a crying mess like him. There was nothing he could do that could cheer him up long-term, he took Lucas’s advice and went outdoor but each time he was out and he saw people be so happy, he always end up leaving or having to find a quiet corner to share a tear, it has been like that no matter what he did, it just couldn’t change anything.

I know it’s not easy to write about such a topic, but I received some truly fantastic and entertaining submissions—more than I was able to post, so I want to thank you all! Everyone stay at it and don’t get discouraged by a few halfwits and Gloomy Garys here and there. And when you have that breakup that seems to knock you off your rocker: drink a few margaritas (with extra salt), rent a couple corny, syrupy romance movies, have some ice cream, go buy some wine and get back on your feet! Oh… and read my blog if you need some clueless oaf to laugh at for a moment. But most of all, don’t forget that you’re all wonderful.

It seemed like something was chasing after it, so my heart started racing. Soon after that, I was unable to contain my laughter any longer and I let it out in full force. ‘God dammit!’ He is quite skilled at making me feel very weak in the knees. "Shit! That's all I can take!" Even though I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down both of my cheeks. I twisted my body to the side and forced him away from me as I turned my back on him. ‘Why is life quite so lopsided? He had been making fun of me the whole day!’

He laughed, showing me his beautiful teeth and his beautiful smile I was surprised and I loved it surprisingly. "Please do not say those words. I've heard them in so many movies when somebody says that it's a break-up line and they don't want to be mean to the next person. So it's like we are breaking up now, we are not breaking up because we are not even dating so it was just a lunch or dinner date." "I am laughing at the fact that you say you watch so many movies, what movies do you watch? Well, that was a lame line to use, I'm sorry about that."

“But I’m scared, you know? Just like you, I’ve also had my fair share of heartbreaks. So, experiencing one again is something I’m just not ready for. What if it all goes wrong again?” Clara reached out for her hand across the table, her grip firm and reassuring. “I know, my dear friend. I totally get it. Heartbreak sucks. But now you have a good man here. Don’t let your fears ruin things for you. Don’t let past hurts stop you from a future happiness.”

they lack love, happiness, laughter, joy, fun moments, pain, heartbreak, tears, sorrow, **** Little moments with furious Phoenix.. As an author let me tell you all this, Pain makes us stronger, it brings out the endurance in you... Heartbreak.... No matter how sad and hurtful it might be, they are those who lives like a robot.... What is the fun In that when you lack emotion??? Crying.... Yes I cry... But not many knew I cried.... It strengthens me when I cry, it let me figure out who loves and who hates me, it makes me come to a conclusion....