Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"It's been a month but I didn't know you were still so angry with me? Maybe you still love me until now." "Where did you get the thickness of your face, Kevyn? You should be ashamed of yourself, you are too airy to be out of place. Maybe I loved you back then because I still made you feel good back then, but now? Not anymore. I I'm really stupid because I loved someone like you and that's what I regretted. And since we broke up I realized that you're not a loss because you're worthless." I promised before going inside.

I say painfully. I burst out laughing as I feel tears running down my face. I am the unluckiest guy on the planet to always fall for girls who will never be interested in me. The more I laugh the more it hurts. I laughed until I could not breathe. I hold my heart. Clutching the skin. “Beckett. Beckett!” Damon shouts “Beckett what the fuck?” he asks in disbelief. That’s all I hear before I pass out.

Heartbreak usually comes in different ways. Sometimes, it’s you holding your heart out as it is gushing out with hot tears that is as thick as blood. Sometimes, it is you hurting inside without having enough words to speak outside. All just because everything hurts inside. It was not merry. It was nothing too far, too close. But I just wanted to get away. I was not heartbroken. At least not yet, but I could not say the same for the man I was staring at. The same man I had been staring at for two minutes, which had felt like the first two hours of my first life.

Breaking her heart. ****😔****

"You remind me of something." "What?" She smirked. "You know what they say? Two broken people either make each other or break each other beyond repair." We both burst out laughing. Make, huh?

I know it’s not easy to write about such a topic, but I received some truly fantastic and entertaining submissions—more than I was able to post, so I want to thank you all! Everyone stay at it and don’t get discouraged by a few halfwits and Gloomy Garys here and there. And when you have that breakup that seems to knock you off your rocker: drink a few margaritas (with extra salt), rent a couple corny, syrupy romance movies, have some ice cream, go buy some wine and get back on your feet! Oh… and read my blog if you need some clueless oaf to laugh at for a moment. But most of all, don’t forget that you’re all wonderful.

But then Lucas took a deep breath and smiled again, saying, "My heart is completely broken, and it can't heal right away, even though I tried to forget. But being with you has helped me heal my heart faster." Lucas let out another long sigh, and the smile still adorned his face turned into a sad look as he said, "But it's a shame because I can't be a medicine for you like you were for me." "That's because I'm not as smart as you," Vivi said. "You can stop loving the woman who hurt you and try hard to heal your heartbreak. But I... I'm still in the same place, still holding my broken heart, not knowing how to let go of my feelings for Darren. I'm so stupid, aren't I?"

“I just got over it. We all go through heartbreak at some point. Time is the greatest healer of all times.” I nodded in agreement; time was the best healer. It was all I needed to get over Jared, the end of my marriage, and the loss of my child. Time. All of a sudden, Ashley playfully threw a pillow at me. “So I heard one of the fastest ways of getting past a heartbreak or failed relationship is visiting the bar. Who knows, you could get drunk and end up in the arms of a smoky hot Mafia lord like those books written on W*****d.”

"Not to mention the way your leg starts shaking when you're anxious." How does he know that, I don't even know that I do that. But still, that doesn't mean he knows me, it just means he's observant. "And even on your worst days, you still manage to crack a smile or make a sarcastic joke, for fucks sakes, I know why you won't play hockey anymore," he continues, his words hitting close to home. I find myself biting my lip, a mixture of amusement and apprehension swirling inside me. I forgot I told him that. It makes me happy he still remembers even when the next day after I told him, he broke my heart.

she said with a sad smile “I tell myself that sometimes” I joked to lighten the intense air “You are something else” she burst out laughing too “But I appreciate that, it felt really good to hear I still have someone that doesn’t hate my gut” I smiled “It is not just me there are others” she squeezed my hand. “Doesn’t look like it” I joked and we both continued laughing, it didnt feel entirely miserable to laugh at the predicament I was trapped in. I guess it had gotten to the stage where I could find the humor in it.