Funny Quotes Bad Luck

"เฮียคะ....อย่านะอื้อ....เนียอายค่ะ" ดาเนียยกมือปิดหน้าเพราะขาของเธอกำลังถูกแยกกว้าง "เนียเองก็ทั้งสวยและเซ็กซี่" เสียงทุ้มนุ่มกล่าว ตวัดส่งนัยน์ตาพราวระยับมาให้ ร่างแกร่งนอนคว่ำหน้าลงให้แผงอกชิดวางแนบกับพื้นเตียงเพื่อทำให้คนตรงหน้าสุขสมจนถึงสวรรค์ให้มากที่สุด ใบหน้าคมบิดเบี้ยวเล็กน้อยเพราะเจ็บแปลบที่บาดแผล แต่เพราะความต้องการหลอมรวมกับดาเนียนั้นมีมากกว่า ความเจ็บที่ทวีคูณเข้ามาก็เป็นเพียงฝุ่นละอองที่พัดผ่านไป

"Ma aku ingin menikah?" "what?!" "Aku ingin menikah." "wanita sial mana yang ingin menikah denganmu?" *** "Hal terindah yang pernah aku dapatkan adalah bertemu denganmu, Adeeva Adelia."__Xaiver Narendra Maximilian. "Hal terburuk yang pernah aku lalui adalah bertemu denganmu, Xaiver Maximilian"__Adeeva Adelia Albert.

Brenda didn't mean to fall in love and cheat on her 'contract husband. She just happened to have never tasted what it meant to be loved because in her whole life, she never got it even from her parents. Even though she knew that her mother already sold her and she was bound to a contract, she couldn't control what she felt for Jake William. But she was living a life full of lies to Jake. It wasn't too long when things came falling on her head. Her arranged husband learned that she was cheating. It all got messy and she had to run away from Jake before he found out the truth about her. Years later, they met again, but things changed, Jake was engaged and Brenda's wedding was in a week. However, there was something that didn't change, the feelings they had for each other. Though it was too late, it was over years ago.

“You're more exciting than I expected” Alex whispered behind me, his voice sending hot shivers down my spine and I gulped down on my saliva. “W - W - What do you want from me” I stammered while asking him the question, he laughed out before turning me to face him. “I want you, all of you. You will be my new toy” He said, staring deep into my eyes and I could feel my heart beating fast. He did something that I could never forget in my lifetime, something that would make me the target of every girl present in the school. He took a few steps away from me before drawing the attention of everyone present in the cafeteria. “Announcement everyone, starting from today, Katherine is my girl. No one is allowed to go near her or harm her, if you have a problem with that come face me” with that he walked out of the cafeteria left me alone to face the glaring eyes of the ladies. Katherine Thrones is a good girl, has good grades, and is amazing at everything she does, living her life as quietly as possible until one day, she bumps into the shoulder of Alexander Walter, the bad boy, the player, and the troubles maker of the school. The captain of the football team. What happens when Alexander decided to focus his attention on the quiet geek girl Katherine and make her his play toy. Will Katherine fall victim to his trap or will the table be turned around?

จะมารักอะไรในวันที่เธอเดินออกมา ทำไมตอนที่เราสองคนอยู่ด้วยกันเขาจึงไม่เห็นคุณค่า นี่สินะที่เรียกว่าไม่เห็นโลงศพไม่หลั่งน้ำตา

I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't seen in years and a gang of bad boys to the pile and all is peachy keen. As complicated as it seems, there's more. Now, I have to keep a certain mystery boy away from me for my own sake. I have to deal with a brother that thinks these bad boys are his new best friends. And on top of all of that, someone's after me. Forget the fact that this is senior year. Why can't I just be Khloe Mason, an uncoordinated mess of fandoms. Now, I'm The Bad Boy's...What?

Rara, yang hidupnya tidak pernah bisa seperti hidup orang lain. Keluarganya gagal, kisah cintanya tidak pernah berhasil. Lalu apa yang dilakukan Rara setelah itu? Akankah dia dapat melanjutkan hidup dengan baik? Atau dia menyerah begitu saja?

Lydia McKenzie used to be just like any other normal, seventeen year high school girl, fretting over what to wear for school, struggling to get good grades and dealing with boy trouble, until one day, a dangerous incident at school and a severe brain injury, made her turn off her emotions completely. Three years later, she’s a complete robot who works with utmost efficiency without showing any emotions. But things start to change when she arrives at Rosewater University for higher studies. David Lyric Donovan is the quintessential bad boy of Rosewater. Be it getting into useless fights, getting arrested for beating someone to an inch of their life or any other crimes around campus, and not to mention going through girls like a person goes through their clothes, he’s done it all. He’s also a professional street fighter. Girls want to ‘fix’ him and guys want to be him. But nothing bothers him as much as the presence of the new girl, Lydia. She’s upfront and outspoken and she does not have the patience to deal with his , and moreover, she gets under his skin without even a slight change in her expression. Who is she and what’s in her past? He’s just as fascinated with her as he is annoyed. Can romance bloom between such a mismatched pair? And will Lydia ever let herself feel again, after what she’d endured?

If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD, there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple of seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasizing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into liquorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play."

จากความไม่ชอบหน้า กลายเป็นการปะทะกันทุกครั้งที่เจอ ทั้งคำพูดแทงใจ คำสบประมาท และการยั่วโมโหที่ทำให้ชะเอมตั้งปณิธานว่า “ต้องไม่มีวันแพ้!” แต่ยิ่งพยายามหนีเท่าไหร่ เธอก็ยิ่งถูกดึงเข้าไปในโลกของเขามากขึ้นเรื่อย ๆ เรื่องราวของเด็กวิศวะปากแข็งกับรุ่นพี่ปากร้ายที่เต็มไปด้วยความเฮฮา ปั่นป่วน และอบอุ่นหัวใจ กำลังเริ่มต้นขึ้น...