Funny Quotes Bad Luck Novels & Stories

She even smiles like her, as if she’s so far above everyone else. “It’s good to see you too, Celine.” She lets out a soft laugh. “And when exactly did I say that feeling was mutual?” Her two friends behind her chuckle. “Seeing you is always unfortunate, my dear sister-in-law. In fact, it’s so unfortunate that now I’ll have to let someone walk in front of me—just to make sure none of your bad energy rubs off on me.” For outsiders, it sounds like a joke—something to laugh about and forget moments later. But we both know that’s exactly how she sees me. Bad luck. An unfortunate thing that latched onto them and refuses to be shaken off.

I couldn't help but complain to him about it. Instead of comforting me, he laughed. "How could you?! I felt like the universe was balancing my luck because I'd gotten something good lately!" "Oh, you're right. It seems my presence is such a boon to your life that your luck in everything else has slightly suffered," he joked.

He doesn't know me enough to realize I'm actually okay with whatever bad thing that happens to me. "You're my mate, so I guess you should know this..." I mumble, Justin gives me a very stressed out look, "I'm cursed." "What?" He asks, face all scrunched up, "What do you mean? By a witch or something?" I laugh. "No, just by life. I'm a bad luck magnet. Everything that could possibly go wrong... it will one hundred percent go wrong for me," I let him know. He looks dumbfounded, "So we say I'm cursed, it's just a funny little thing.”

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

“Nope. How about in the world of the McKay gas baron?” “Fuck you. No one’s ever gonna let me live that down.” “Why would you want to? Christ, Colt, you’re the one makin’ the rest of ’em look dumb.” Colt mopped the sweat from his forehead. “Yeah, well it was pretty much dumb luck.”

Where I would only be in the company of my twelve cats and my television full of soap operas and telemarkets. Ok, Lailah, calm down, you're exaggerating. In this, I see that a motorcycle parks on the sidewalk a little behind me and a very tall boy gets off it, without a helmet. God, it can't be. I can't have such bad luck. I start to walk faster but I hear her hoarse, bitter laugh behind me. -Don't run, you won't escape. -I stop short and curse all my ancestors and the universe for treating me so badly. But what have I done?

Never Again 🌷 “Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.” Lisa Kleypas ~•~ •X A V I E R• Would you call it bad luck or the worst timing, if you end up working with the same person you spent five years hating?

Until he started looking at me like I was a burden. “Bad luck”, he said one night, flinging his keys on the coffee table after yet another failed investment. “You’re the reason I’m losing money,” he spat. “You’re bad luck.” As if his gambling addiction wasn’t the true cancer draining his fortune. No. It had to be me. His wife. His supposed curse. I remember that night too clearly. He was drunk-whiskey on his breath and spite in his eyes. I was sitting on the couch with a book I couldn’t concentrate on, waiting for him to come home, dinner of turkey gone cold.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

You aren't bad until you have your own motto- mines "wake up, breathe in, cause mayhem." You aren't bad until you are badass enough to get someone else's car resprayed. - pink did look good on the Mustang I have to admit. You aren't bad until you can take a late stroll after dark. - two in the morning is the best time. You aren't bad until you have the courage to insult even the scariest people three times your size and weight. - did that once, sorry there won't be a next time. You aren't bad until you're willing to risk everything for a taste of victory. -it's like having cake and eating it.