Funny Quotes Bad Luck Novels & Stories

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"So that's the fake heir who hijacked someone else's life? How shameless." "I heard he even jinxed Ms. Snider into breaking her leg. What a walking disaster." I just stood there, silently watching the text floating above Jeremy's head. "Fortune score: 0%. Countdown to financial ruin: Five minutes."

Louis and Angelou, you'll both regret coming to the club today, today will be your best and worst day of your life. “Let the fun begin,” I said with a smirk.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

“He’s sooo stupid!” Jack let out a little laugh. “Well, in the right moment even the smartest guy will fall for the don’t-worry-I’m-on-the-pill assurance. I have. Just got lucky, I guess…” The apologetic grin that had started spreading across his face faded when he saw Sarah scowl.

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

I looked beside me as I stood in front of the elevator and I almost cursed myself for meeting this guy again like this. Why do I have bad luck with elevators? Must I already meet people I’m trying to avoid. People who actually want to kill me. “Good morning Mr Miller” I greeted and faced the elevator back, waiting for it to open. “You seem more beautiful this morning” Derek complimented and all I did was give him a forced smile. “Thank you” the elevator opened and we walked in side by side, just the two of us. Damn my bad luck already! “I heard something through the grapevine,” He started. I knew he was all about trouble and please, can someone ask this wanker if he has a fucking job?

I thought about it, “well, I hated the ‘he’s at a better place.’ O, and he ‘the Moon Goddess must have wanted him back,’ bullshit.” “Someone once said, ‘you’re lucky you got some many years with her, some don’t even have a mom’.” My eyes went big, “no, someone actually said that to you?!” “I think it was meant to be comforting, but I had no idea how to respond.”

‘A massive fortune is coming your way, avoid the color green’. I snorted out loud at that. If that was right, all of my troubles would be solved in a cinch I rolled my eyes and tossed the fortune in with the rest of my trash. Right now, I just needed some decent luck to make my troubles turn to the better.