Funny Quotes For A Brother Novels & Stories

“You’ve killed your own brother!” “He’s not dead yet,” I replied with a cold smile. “I was just having a little fun. It would be a shame to kill him so quickly when I haven’t gotten to play with him properly.”

“Your family is awesome.” I look over to see if he’s joking, but he has an easy smile on his face. “Are you serious? They’re insane.” “They’re fun.” “Mick. My brother just tried to light your bed on fire.” “Nah, he was just playing.” “Keep telling yourself that,” I say, smiling. Talk about a good sport. Man, anyone else I know would have called the cops on that little shit.

ULFRED/ADAM My brother had this annoying smirk on his face like he had already won. It pissed me off big time. “Why are you running, dear big brother” he laughed. “I am just stalling for time little bro. you and your people will not make it our of here alive.” He laughed. “What, did you think you will come in here, kill me and walk out?” he threw his head back laughing.

“Hey! What so funny about it?” He could not answer and kept laughing raising his hands. At last, when he got some control he shook his head, “Sorry.” By now I was frowning… if my brother had gone crazy or something. “I hope you haven’t hit your head on a wall or a rock,” I remarked sarcastically but he did not seem to mind it. “I don’t know about myself. But Keith must have hit his head on something.” “What do you mean?” “What I mean to say is… my dear sister! Keith might be a good person. But he is playing with you. Be aware.” After throwing that warning in my face my brother got up and left me there wondering.

NiNi: "I'm okay, brother. All good. My brother protects me the best!!!" She felt proud of herself for solving one mystery. In a good mood, she praises her brother. Big Bro: "Of course, you should be thankful. With so much trouble you've created, I wonder why I still need to dote on you. *desperate emoji* NiNi: "My oh my brother, how could you do not? You can't abandon this cute-loyal sister who always takes your side every time your father wants to beat you to death. Just how many times I've saved your life?"

''Why are you smiling like that? You look like the Joker. It's really freaking me out. Stop it, stop it right now,'' Lucas said as he opened the fridge to take out the juice. ''My apologies for being happy dear brother,'' I sarcastically replied. ''Apology accepted,'' I looked around for something to throw at him but, unfortunately, I came up empty-handed. Sure I could throw the broom I had in my hand but I was using it. ''You're lucky I like this broom,''

“Why would you do such a thing, you deserved the punishment actually, I would have given you worse if it was up to me” “Really…” “Yeah…Your brother’s good looking by the way…” “Are you here to talk or to get on my nerves?” “How about both?” “Very funny…” “No one’s laughing…you look hot when you’re angry…” “Is that a compliment or you’re making fun of me?” “I have the power to do both, for as long as our 7 days deal is still on” “You still haven’t forgotten about that have you?” “No… It’s too fun to just forget about it… I have one thing in mind”

“You’re my younger brother, right?” “Yeah.” Even at the sudden question, Samuel nodded without hesitation. “I’m Gabriel’s younger brother, Samuel.” Then Samuel said to me, “Brother, you can’t get sick.” “…You too, Samuel.” “I hate it when brother is sick.” “I also hate it when my younger brother is sick.” At the conversation repeating like a loop, laughter eventually leaked out. Samuel also lifted the corners of his mouth and giggled. “What are we doing?” “Right?” At that small and innocent laughter, it felt like my vision cleared up.

“No, I won't do such creepy shit— I just know things.” “Anyways— I would call you the crazy one here,” he added, “For leaving your father's company in the hands of a man like Ezra while you stay home playing little house wives.” I took in a deep breath trying to digest what he had just said before blurting out my own opinion. “Ezra is–” “A liar,” he said, immediately cutting me off. “And a cheater, and you know it.” My jaw tightened as I stared back at him. “How dare you say such things about your own brother–And how would you know anything about my marriage?”

They were basically stuck in the middle, neither here nor there. Today, Fane showed that they were strong. “Hah, your brother couldn’t beat me the other day and said that he’d wait till the competition. And now you’re saying the exact same thing.” Fane laughed at Joshua. “You two truly are brothers, spewing the same vicious words.” “Don’t you dare trash talk others! My son doesn’t want to fight you any longer, yet you’re still making fun of him. I should put you in your place!”