Funny Quotes For A Brother Novels & Stories

Deep double sided sink with a big window overlooking a nice backyard and the woods in the distance. 'Me: Why did you give me such a big house if this is a punishment?' I texted my brother. I immediately get a ping back. ‘Leon: Just because I am mad at you, and you are on punishment doesn't mean I am going to make you live in a sh.ithole. You’re still my brother. Always my brother.’ Well if I didn’t already feel like complete sh.it, that’ll do it.

My brother said mockingly. He was really getting on my nerves, "shut up Brad!" I roar. "Don't call her sixteen." He leaned closer to my mom, "mom, ask him why not? She's as crazy as him. I will bless them both." My elder brother was helping my father with some work. He let out a laugh. This was getting me so much angry. "Mom ask him to stop his nonsense!" He still continue, "brother i Pray for you daily, so you don't go mad, now see-" before he could completehis words, I brought put a gun from my pocket, "say one more word!" I gave him a warning look and I really am going to do it.

Bingo, she thinks I'm funny. I shrug and focus on my brother; a wide grin spreads across my lips. Let's see how the mister stick-up-my-ass reacts to my jokes this time: "Sure it does; I might be an organ trafficker." Luka's face pales as if he's actually thinking about whether there could be any truth in my words. Wow, way to go, big brother. Thanks for the support and trust in me. The kitchen falls silent as if one of us has committed a crime and we're considering whether to call the police.

“Let me do my job. You know as well as I do that these mother fuckers won’t know what hit them.” My brother was one scary son of a bitch. When he went on war mode I had no doubts that he could take care of himself. However, I had spent a lot of years without him in my life. I really didn’t want to be the reason he left this world. Before I could spew something utterly cheesy, Sutton spoke. “Please be careful. I know you are like Rambo, but better looking.” I grunted at that. “Seriously? I’m right here.”

“Is it funny to mock your sister's pain?!” “Well, as her brother, I think I have the pass to do so, but if anyone else hurts her, I will fuck them over, even if that person is my blood cousin.” The way her brother's eyes darkened at his last statement made a half-smirk settle on Glenn’s face before she leaped out of the dining room.

Doesn't he ever give me a break? Me: You're going to have to stop messing with me. I had a bad day. It isn't funny anymore. Axel: I find you funny and interesting. Having eyes for me while fucking my brother. Me: Cut the crap, moron. Axel: Moron? Is that what you call my brother on a daily basis? It isn't sexy, honestly. Me: No sex for you today. You've been a bad boy. Axel: *sends a laughing emoji*

I said and she laughed, making me laugh as well. “What yeye reason is that. Did you think you had a choice? You don’t boo.”she said in a sassy manner making me laugh. “Yeah I do have to like your brother by default don’t I? Even though he’s rude often times.”I shaded. I didn’t know how she would take it because I had never joked like that with her like that before. “Well we’ll well, pot meet kettle. Says the man who’s brother’s main goal in life is to establish how ratchet I am.” She said and giggled. That was a very strong come back.

Zeke says with a grin. “I can not wait for the day that you find your mate and fall head over heels in love because then I can taunt you with every stupid thing you have ever said. And trust me, there are plenty of stupid remarks to choose from.” Jack tells his younger brother with a grin but the younger man just smirks and shakes his head.

I smiled faintly and said in a bitter tone, " hahaha you sound hilarious and wrong at the same time here, Sam. Now I don't know myself that should I laugh at your statement or should I correct you here what whatever you think, let me correct you here. That kyle you are talking about had died a long time ago. Don't worry, I am just gonna get what's mine and will be back soon. Then I eyed towards big brother and said in sarcastic way, and why are you worried when big brother is with me to save me from every danger? Didn't I say right, brother?" Brother (Jack) didn't reverted back to me after hearing my words. He just stared into my eyes like he is watching over his prey and said in a dangerous

"I don't have a dick, so you should now probably shut your mouth!" The three of them were now holding their stomach and laughing with tears in their eyes whereas my brother looked very pissed. He doesn't like when someone says bad about him. He is a softy. I know the three laughing heads are laughing because the me, which is not on medication, will probably not even consider these words to say, let alone too my brother. "Oh god! I really am not sorry for what I am saying but I will appreciate it if you guys leave and can you bring me some chocolate." I said the last part to Lucifer.