Funny Quotes For A Brother Novels & Stories

' a very cold liquid had been splashed over me. "You son of a witch!" I flew up yelling. "Morning sunshine" my older brother, Bruce, said with a smirk on his face. "I'll kill you! You - You aarrrgh!" I spat out infuriated. "Love you too sis" all the while my sister had been rolling on my bedroom floor laughing. "Come on, you'll be late for your last day of school. You don't want to miss your own graduation now would you?" Sometimes I hate his guts, he's so annoying but usually he’s right.

Lucy said but I shook my head, "nooooo babe I think it's high time we actually spit them out. Your brother has been fucken shady homophobic and I have been quiet. Let me hear what kinda stupid he is." "I'm not stupid... just don't breathe down this shit on my sister...." I laughed, "so I'm not supposed to breathe my shit down your sister but you can breathe your shit down my neck... dude don't fuck with me. I don't like you. You don't like me, we are even.. stay the fuck off my life. You ain't God so you can't tell me how I'm supposed to be..."

he replied smiling at her. She knew she shouldn't cry. No, she has to be strong for her brother... "Don't cry, I'm alive," her brother said with a smile. She gave him a watery smile, "I'm not crying, silly." "Of course, it's just water that's on your face," her brother replied sarcastically with a slight eye roll. She touched her cheeks and felt the wetness. "Silly tear duct that just won't stop tearing up." Her brother smiled. "I know sis but can you believe it, I'm all better now I can go back to school."

My brother is a good man and you should hold onto him tightly," he replied all smiles and I could feel something about him that was not genuine. " Okay" I replied awkwardly and kept staring at everything other than his face then through the corner of my eyes I saw him stand up and walk towards me and I unconsciously shifted back a little and I saw him stop in his tracks with a smile on his pretty face. " My brother asked me to take care of you and keep you safe so let's do that". " Meaning?". " I hear humans like to have fun so what are the fun things you will love to do?It's still a young day so let's not waste it".

Dad said, “Don’t mind your mom.” I chuckled Mom glared at Dad like she is about to kill him. “Don’t mind Mom, Alta.” My brother laughed evil “What should I do with these idiots?” My mom dramatically asked “At least Handsome.” My brother responded I laughed “Too early for jokes.” “That’s my son.” My Dad chuckled I saw my Mon shook his head in disbelief at what we’re doing. While Beauden is just laughing with us. “Let’s be different, are you sure about my sister?” My brother chuckled “Maybe it’s just hunger.”

absolutely nothing. I gulped down the rest of my drink and poured myself another. As I took a sip, I finally spoke up. "Do you know that your brother is such a bitch?" I said out of nowhere. I don’t know why I am so hyped up to insult that man, thinking about it, he does deserve insults. "I mean not offense but how the hell are you guys even brothers? You are so sweet and nice but your brother; is just the complete opposite." I said

There was some complaint in the man's tone on the other side of the phone, but more doting. "Hee hee, how could it be? Fourth Brother is in his prime, and he can't be old. Don't worry, I promise you that you will call you before your hair goes white!" "Then I'll call you! Otherwise, you'll make me so angry that my hair will turn white!" The other party teased very happily. He curled his lips and said, "Fourth Brother, can't you say something nice? Am I a troublemaker in your eyes?" "Hey, hey, you said that. I didn't say that! By the way, how long are you going to play outside? What about you two days ago? If they knew that you didn't go to school, I don't know what they would do."

my brother winked. His mood had noticeably improved lately. Apparently, everything on the love front was going smoothly. “All right, you win,” I said with a faint smile. On our way to the basement, I downed another glass of intoxicating liquid. My mood stubbornly refused to lift, and my brother noticed. “Everything okay?” he asked when the music faded behind us. “Yes, perfectly fine. Why?” “You look like you just ate ten lemons on a dare.” The right door came into view, and our conversation ended on its own.

We came back the next morning and he was still there,’ I chuckled remembering the look my brother gave me. ‘Zac that was so cruel, how could you leave him in all the waste all night?’ she seemed genuinely concerned. I had to remember that she was not used to being in a family set up where you play pranks on one another. ‘Its not like that Zelda, he’s my brother its what we do, he found it funny when we got him out, I don’t think he even remembers it,’ she thought over what I had said before she splashed me again, I pulled her into my arms and kissed the tip of her nose.