Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes For A Brother

I murmured. “You bastard!” He cursed through clenched teeth. “Where do you think you're going after you've ruined my life? You've always been so jealous of me, brother, that you will do everything to make sure that I don't even get to play hockey.” My lips fell open… Goddess, I tried. Oh… I tried to hold my laughter in but I couldn't. Suddenly, I burst into a sharp, mocking laughter that echoed through the hallway. “And what is so funny?” He asked, his eyes narrowed in confusion.

"Alone." My brother, Carson, laughed and threw his arm around my shoulder, pulling me close like we were old friends instead of siblings who rarely speak to eachother. His breath reeked of whiskey, and his grip was too tight. "You need to let loose sometimes, little brother," he said, his voice dripping with mock affection. "All that science and research is going to burn you out. Come on, have a drink. Relax." He turned to the room and raised his glass, shouting over the music. "A toast! To my younger brother, the genius, the hero, the man who found the cure to that nasty virus! Thanks to him, we can all get back to our pleasures without consequences!"

while saying to my baby that he's or her daddy was on the television. "Did you see him baby Daddy was famous" while I was talking to my baby my brother got a tray of food and helped me to eat? "baby don't be too stubborn like your mother huh?" I pout because of what my brother has said. "What? It is true, right? She or his mother was hard-headed. Right?" "No, I'm not…" I said and then I pout. My brother was laughing and I was hitting him. At least I've forgotten my problem in the meantime…

His voice popped into my mind. “Hold your head up high and smile. Stand up tall and remain strong. You are strong. You know why?” I would smile at him, knowing what he would say next. “Because I’m your brother.” We would laugh and he would tickle me until I was almost out of breath.

"He told me that you guys were related, but I just couldn't believe it." My brother acted as if he were smacking someone while he fucked the air dramatically. "On that note... I need to wash up for dinner. I'll be back." I turned and walked as slowly as I could to the bathroom as laughter bubbled up in me. This fucking idiot that I called family was in his early thirties and still acting like he was fifteen. I made it to the bathroom before a laugh rolled off my tongue. I gave in to it and sat down on the toilet, laughing hard until my eyes watered. Where I was left numb by the world, my brother, though fucking insensitive as hell, infused humor back into my life every time I saw him.

he retorted, his tone laced with sarcasm. Sherly chuckled, unfazed by her brother's barbed remark. "Oh, lighten up, big brother," she chided, nudging him playfully in the arm. "You should be grateful for my company. After all, I'm the only one who can make this dreary office feel halfway bearable."

] “And the fact that he was killed by his brother. Scandalous.” This time, I did laugh. My tongue poked the inside of my cheek as I sat down opposite him. “You’re having the time of your life, are you not?” “I’m old.” He shrugged again. “Mne nuzhno kak-to razvlech' sebya, ne tak li?” He arched an eyebrow, actually waiting for an answer from me. [I have to keep myself entertained somehow, do I not?]

"Stop laughing, you f*cking psycho." "Oh, yes! I miss you too, little brother!" Booming laughter echoed from the other end of the line.

Tharros noticed immediately and his smile widened slightly. “You’re not coming inside?” “No.” That single word hung between us. His eyes narrowed slightly. “What do you want dear brother?” “I need your help,” I said. And for a moment, he didn’t speak. Until he finally burst into loud laughter. The sound echoed through the yard. “You?” He wiped an imaginary tear from the corner of his eye. “Asking me for help?” He looked at me like I had just told the greatest joke in the world. “Brother… how bold of you.”

"I am so glad I have the two of you as friends; I mean, really what I would have even done without you." "Sarcasm does not suit your face." is the only comeback that Mason has got. "And what has happened to brotherly love?" Brody and his dumb ass come closer to hug me. "Stop grinding my ass, I am ignoring her, and that's it." It most probably is the dumbest advice in the world, but it is not like my dumb ass knows what to do anyway. The possibility that this is blowing up in my face is closer to me than my next shave. What's the worst that can go wrong? I lose my reputation, which oh, I have already done.