Funny Quotes For A Brother Novels & Stories

“I will give you 5 seconds, you should not out of here by now I'm blowing your fucking brain!” “One…” “Are you seriously threatening your only brother? Like damn , I'm your flesh and blood you're supposed to protect me not get angry over some little fun…” “Two…” “Fine I'm leaving. Screw you psychopath!"

Don’t you get tired? I said because honestly, I am sick of it. “Hmm, you’re humorous brother! I’m impressed, to be honest. Even in the middle of a mishap, you find a way to lighten the mood with some comic relief. That’s impressive but Daly this is no joke. I am here for the throne and I will get it every possible way I can. I will try every trick in the book and if it doesn’t work out, I will then try my trick and let me warm you, be careful what you wish little brother because it might just be the worst thing you have ever seen” He laughed maniacally.

“Shut up, god! You’re unbearable sometimes and let’s not mention, you have the weirdest sense of humor I’ve ever heard. ‘Enjoy the barbecue’? Where the hell did that come from?” He shrugged his shoulder and chuckled “What? He was going to make a great fire for barbecuing, what’s weird about that? It makes sense” I shook my head and decided I had enough of him for today. From dancing and singing out there at the border without a care in the world, to his lame ass catch phrases and weird jokes, I concluded that my brother is quite a handful. And god help whoever falls in love with him. “I’m done, good night. Tell Mathew to keep David the way he is till morning” I said as I got out of the car a

"It's harder to form an army of undead who don't fucking listen." Ramses' eyes sparkled with mirth as he quipped, "What, you don't like herding cats?" His words were followed by a burst of laughter, and he proceeded to mock-zombie walk around the room, his hands raised in the air as he joked about brains. I couldn't help but shake my head, a mixture of amusement and exasperation. My brother was a force of nature, always ready with a joke or a witty remark, no matter the situation. He could find humor in even the darkest of times, and it was a trait that both fascinated and infuriated me.

And he looks at me with a questioning look. "Who the duck doesn't want spine? And why?" He looks really ridiculous right now. I bit my lip, holding my laughter. "Because it's holding me back," I said without a smile on my face. "What the f*ck?! Now you're the pun girl?!" He laughed. Turns out this sh*t is still my brother. "That's a good one sis, maybe you can teach me some of your puns! You know abuela hates puns!" He said and laughed. Yep, he's my brother all right.

“ didn't you meet her when she was crazy” “ she wasn't crazy she look out for her friend at the time” looking at his brother Lucien said “some things that I would've done for anyone of you” “ glad to hear it brother but I'm not staying to help I have a business that I haven't looked at for years, they need my attention” “ Fine, go take care of your business and we will call you if we need you,” Luther sneered at his brother. I can tell that he was starting to get frustrated with him.

The Ford brothers are a curse! I exhale sharply and rub my temple. “I’m tired. I don’t feel like eating.” His smile fades. He walks toward me. “Are you okay?” I shove him back. “Leave me alone.” He stares at me, stunned. “What’s wrong, Sara? Talk to me.” Something snaps. “I’m tired!” I shout. “Tired of you! Your stupid brother! Jason! Khlan! All of it! I just want to go home and have some peace!”

He was maniacally laughing because of what he had just heard. This guy, what the hell is he laughing about. His brother was in an accident, and all he did was just fucking laugh?. Luca glared at him, "What are you laughing about, Mr. Kai Hudson?" He looks up at us with tears in his eyes from laughing. "Oh, nothing much, Mr. Alistair. It seems that my foolishly annoying brother is finally being punished for what he did." What he did? What is he talking about now?

"Eat and tell me what is wrong." He lifts his eyes, laughing. "How the fuck do you just know when something is up? It's creepy." I shrug. "I'm your big brother, and we just know." "Dude, you are like one minute older than me." I grin. "It still counts, baby brother." I emphasize the word "baby" and try not to laugh too hard when Jake glares at me. "You're lucky that you're my brother..."

"Then, what are you afraid of?" "I don't know, brother." He kissed forehead and said, "Go away, go away, every bad thing goes away. " And blew over my forehead. I burst into laughter and said, "I'm not a kid anymore, brother." "It made you laugh though. And, you'll be a kid to me even when you become a granny." Said while pinching my nose. I hit him on his shoulder and asked, "Are you happy?" "What is this? Don't I look happy to you?"