Funny Quotes On Heartbreak Novels & Stories

What could go wrong? "Calm down, it was only three bucks," I scoffed , both of us stopping at the marooned front entry doors .It was time to rehearse our pathetic threatics of two supposed love birds. What's funny is that I've never truly been in love before so I had zero clue on how I should act .If anything I'd learned from those cheesy teen romcoms is that love makes people do stupid ridiculous things such as writing cheesy love poems with really cringe love quotes adorned with little red hearts on them. I feel physically ill just by thinking about it.

So stupid that I couldn't see what was happening? I sniffle back tears. I should have done something worse—hit him, maybe shoot him in the head and watch his head splatter across the office. I should have shot Mrs. Davis too. Too bad I could not even move, I stood there like a foolish human. A sharp pain spreads through my chest. Is this what heartbreak feels like? Like someone’s reached into my chest and ripped my heart out with their bare hands. I laugh bitterly, wiping at my face. What a joke.

Jordan said, causing everyone to laugh, as Brooklyn went ahead to switch off the lights. Just then, the movie began, and Micheal wrapped his arm on my shoulder as my back rested on his body. Ha. I hope this moment is going to last forever and ever. I never want this peace to end. … Author Tina Nwuba: “And this is it, readers. We have come to the end of, “Don't Break My Heart”. Don't forget to check out my other books. And thanks for all your support”.

He looked at me hurt. "Mia," he began. "DON'T." I burst out, "DON'T YOU DARE! I SLAPPED THE GUY I LOVED BECAUSE OF YOU! I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BECAUSE OF YOU! DAMIEN IS LEAVING ME BECAUSE OF YOU!" I laughed humourlessly, "I was such a blind person." I held onto my hair tight, "such a blind person to not see this! Your true side...I always thought of you as the guy who could never harm anyone...BUT YOU ARE A MONSTER. HOW CAN YOU ENJOY PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUTHLESS."

I didn't give her that juice whenever she breaks her heart, I gave her that whenever I break mine. It just so happens that we always break each other's hearts back then and we're still doing it only this time for someone else.

“But… I don’t want to have a relationship with someone who never sees me” “I mean… you know… you were a wonderful friend. You taught me how to love before you broke my heart and I hated you then” She chuckles, her face gazed at me with teary-eyed. “I never thought I’d say this, but I want you to be happy wherever you are. I understood, just like love, even heartbreak doesn’t last long” She ends. “Z…” I reach over her hand as I gazed at her. “I am so sorry…” I say with a slight of grief in my voice.

“Is it possible to fall in love with a broken heart?” “Absolutely not,” he replied quickly while stroking my hair like I was his favorite pet. “A broken heart needs to be healed first.” “How?” He smiled before bringing his fingers down my chin, grabbing it, and making me look into his gorgeous eyes. “People‌ ‌always‌ ‌say‌ ‌that life is too short, live it to the fullest, but I believe it’s the wrong quote. Life is too long and can not be lived alone. At some point, a person has to share his life with somebody else. That’s why God made love.”

The pain in my voice echoed through the night, a haunting reminder of my shattered dreams and broken heart. The realization hit me like a ton of bricks—our bond was irreparably broken, and no amount of wishing or hoping could change that. As I howled in pain, another howl joined mine, sounding as painful and heartbreaking as my own. Maybe someone else out there was feeling the same heartache as me—a connection in our shared suffering.

Selina stood before Nestor, her hand raised, looking up at him. The golden mask cast a cold light under the lamp, but the dark eyes beneath it, like an unmeltable ink pool, flowed with endless sadness. Their eyes met; neither spoke. "Nestor, I'm willing to be your friend," Selina said softly. Nestor's expression turned complex. "They say people who have loved each other can't be friends after they break up." Selina, whose mood had been dampened by Nestor's emotions, suddenly laughed.

I needed a form of heartbreak, thus, I tuned in to watch my wife say disastrous things about poor me. -•-•-•-•-