Funny Relationship Contract Novels & Stories

-- "In the midst of the ocean, where so many times I have been yours for hire, allow me to be yours for love." That's it! The other times what we were together was a contract we had signed, something pre-written that said we should pretend to love each other in front of others. An agreement that brought us closer together, he because he didn't want to be humiliated and I because I needed money. I won't lie and deny it, I was there for the high amount he promised me, the fiery moments were only benefits. Our relationship was of golden interest; interest in the other's body, interest in the contract.

The muscle in his jaw jumped. I needed him to hear this. He had to understand. I wasn’t going to let him keep trying to control me again. “We are not friends. We are not a couple. We are not in a relationship.” I held his gaze. “I will be here whenever and wherever you want for a booty call. Per your stupid contract. That is all this will ever be.” I straightened my shoulders, deliberately crude to get back at him. “I am not moving in with you. You may own my time under that contract, but my life is still mine.”

Just existing in the same space while people lived their normal Saturday lives around us. "This is weird, right?" I said finally. "What?" "This. Us. We're supposed to be in a fake marriage but we're sitting in the park eating apples and having actual conversations. That's not in the contract." "Fuck the contract." I looked at him. "What?" "The contract. Fuck it. It's a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything." "It literally defines our entire marriage." "No. It defines the business arrangement. It doesn't define this." He gestured between us. "Whatever this is."

Tristan's eyes scanned through the papers that had a bold heading : THE SEX CONTRACT “It's a sex contract. It clearly states that you two will have a no-strings-attached relationship. It's just sex. For the duration of two weeks. You will compensate her handsomely at the end of the contract and everybody leaves happily” Ethan explained while Tristan read through. “This is ridiculous. You think she'll ever agree to this? It looks like something you give a whore and if there's anything I know from our brief meeting, she's an emotional and sentimental lady. She'd never agree to this. And…what will she think of me?” Tristan asked, shaking his head and handing the papers back to Ethan.

The old man starts reading and coughs in between a few times. "According to Section 5.1, the parties must stay in a relationship for atleast 6 months after signing the contract. After that time,they have the free will to break the arrangement." Dhruv and I both listen carefully,with him exchanging glances with me. I don't know what he's thinking, but 6 months seems a lot of time in hell if I agree to the contract with this jerk.

"Compatible in what way?" "We want a fake relationship without a real commitment. If we work together, it'll be easier to convince others of our love's viability. And most importantly, I'm willing to help you get back at your family. In return, you'll help me look like I'm in rehabilitation. Isn't it perfect?" "You're a strange man." "Look who's talking," he said, taking another bite of his burger. I did the same. "Let's start with the obvious. The rules. We'll have rules stipulated in a contract that we'll follow. What do you want in it?"

"What about our relationship after marriage?" Now things were getting interested. I would not say that I have never thought about that. "Can you be clearer" I successfully masked my laughter in my voice, seeing her irritation getting spiked. "As this is contract marriage, what is our relationship status?" Did I felt her tone became huskier? That created some reactions in my body. "This may be a contract marriage. But I have not given any timeframe for the duration. As you can see, I have mentioned as no infidelity, yes you and I will have a normal relationship as a husband and wife."

"She always thinks more deeply than others." Smith let out a breath of relief and immediately pledged loyalty. "Don’t worry, I won’t tell Old Chairman about your secret." "Secret?" Carl glanced at his fingertips, his tone slow. "What secret do I have?" Smith thought his boss didn’t trust him, so he spilled everything he knew: "The little doctor already told me that you and she aren’t really in a relationship. It’s a contract relationship, meant to fulfill the old man’s wish." A contract relationship? What’s a contract relationship? James looked confused.

“Why? Of course, you’re currently in a relationship with Juno! You can’t be seeing anyone!” I rolled my eyes and gently tugged her hair to make her face me. She groaned in protest. “Do you hear yourself? We all know whatever I have with Juno right now is not real. If I wanted to date and have a boyfriend in private, of course, it’s perfectly fine!” “No, it’s not!” She protested loudly and glared at me. “None of you can’t be in a relationship during the duration of the contract! You idiot!” “There’s no such thing stated in the contract, don’t even try.”