Funny Rom Com Novels & Stories

Maybe it's because I've had so many men flirt with me before , but no one has ever spoken so dirty to me. Not even Lucas. Wanting him away from me, I ask, “ Why are you here, Mr Romano? I'm not sure your uncle will be pleased to know you are in my room fantasizing about fucking my mouth.” “I love it when you talk dirty, baby,” his smirk grows, and I resist the urge to punch him. “And trust me, my uncle wouldn’t give two fucks what I do to you, as long as I don't mess up your little cherry. But, he will care to know that you have poor feeding habits.”

Note: My Golu polu readers....it's my first novel...please support me...give me your love and precious comment...promise you all will fall in love with characters... River Romano .... Age 29 Ruthless , angry young man , smoking handsome.... Sriste parkar .... Age 24 Sweet , bubbly but serious girl Christen renge Age 29 Hot ,sweet , fun loving guy.. best buddy of River. Albert Alistano Age 28 Sweet , loving , caring , handsome guy

And seeing the always calm, collected, and stoic Romano actually laugh and share stories was… unsettling in the strangest way. “Oh, come on,” Gia said, grinning mischievously. “You birthed two insanely gorgeous men. I mean—” She paused dramatically, gesturing at Romano. “—I’m assuming under all that blood, swelling and bruises, you’re ridiculously attractive.” Romano let out a quiet chuckle. “Grazie.” “So you definitely know your way around—” “Gia.” I jabbed her hard in the ribs. “What?” She looked at me with mock innocence. “I’m being encouraging.”

My fingers flew over the screen before I could even breathe: What the fuck did you send to my office, Romano? The typing bubbles flickered, then popped. His reply came in seconds. A single giddy bear emoji… mocking, childish, smug. Followed by: “You’re officially my work wife now… So I got you a flower, and you should wear a red gown and look prettier than the roses for me tonight… Xoxo” My stomach lurched. My fists tightened so hard my nails dug crescents into my palms. I typed back, seething, every word punching through my fingertips:

She gave a small smile and mouthed a thank you to him. They all started to talk and joke around as they had dinner. Soon, the conversation was just between Roman and Rose as they both giggled and flirted with one another. You couldn't deny the chemistry between them. "The guy asked if I was a funny person and I nodded. I don't crack the best jokes but I know for a fact that I'm funny. He mentioned he's funny too and then he goes, since we're both funny, how about we funicate. He actually meant fornicate." She shook her head, getting angry all over again. "What sort of horrible pick up like is that?" Rose was telling him the worst pickup line that had ever been used for her.

he said and laugh but I didn't care about what he's saying I just want to have sex with him. "Ahhh" "Ohh, Ugh" "Uhm" All you wanna hear in cubicles is our moan. I don't know if someone can hear us but I faster thrusting and after a minute with both reached our orgasm. We fixed our clothes before we go out but on the side of the door bathroom, Ralph was there and looked hurt. I came back to my sense and I realized that I hurt the person who treats me special and made me feel loved but I cano teach my heart to love him because someone already owns my heart and it's Genesis.

he said. "Just shut up Ryan!" "My only regret is I didn't get to kiss those rosy lips like I planned" he said. "I said shut up!" I yelled. "Have you ever touched her skin, it feels so soft and delicate and....." "Ryan!" I yelled as I dropped my towels and punched him and he fell on the bed. "Come on, don't tell me you haven't noticed how sexy our little Jasmine is" he said amidst laughter and I punched him again.

“Never thought I'd see the day. Would you mind checking the temperature in hell, darling?” Roman growled, and Lucas gave him a silly syrupy smile that was so odd, it made me laugh. This was just insane. The boom box, the jab, Lucas misplaced but quirky jokes Romans's eyes fell on mine, and an unreadable expression made his face tight. “Why are you laughing?” he asked softly. “I don't see anything funny in what he said.” For what would be the third time, I resisted rolling my eyes at him. Lucas chuckled “Brother, your sense of humor is so dry, it could strike a match.” He took my hand and leaned in to kiss my cheek.

- Romulus said, pulling him towards a limousine, not giving time to take off his clothes that were torn, pushing towards the living room carpet. About that. Sasha was going back to a binge between blowjobs towards her mansion, when four people went to have fun, Erabor’s daughter, Selene, was laughing with her legs spread, as she stood with her legs spread apart, her mouth had Alexander's cock , her pussy had Sasha's mouth, while the man on all fours had Romulus kneeling and thrusting, making a rhythmic motion. After having fun, when they exchanged positions, when the woman was riding on top of Sasha who was left with her legs apart, when Romulus was kneeling and thrusting him, when Alexander

Seeing that I got out of the kitchen, Rom hurriedly walked towards me and told- 'Sir. I hope that she won't get in trouble. I was just hot-blooded and got the impulse to kiss her. Just a kiss, nothing else. Please keep it a secret sir. I'm sure Ms. Cross will have me transferred to another branch now that I messed up.', Rom said in a pitiful tone. I took a deep breath and pretended to be an innocent outsider- 'That's okay. In fact, I know how you feel. We're both men so I understand things like that happen. Just a brotherly question here, did you fuck her already? How did she taste? Was she very sexy?'