Funny Rom Com Novels & Stories

After making a mental note of making an appointment first thing tomorrow in the morning, I exit the gloomy toilet when Rosa face appears out of nowhere. "Angela?" Rosa said with a worried lace in her voice, "are you okay?" I waved my hand in anticipation for her to leave me alone but of course, Rosa De Luca is not that kind of person. "What's wrong with you?" she scanned me from head to toe, examining me as if I was caught doing something bad. Too lazy to answer her, my mouth lifted in a grin and she snickered. "Don't play with me!" she slapped my arm making me hiss in pain and back away from her but she pulled me closer to her body as she noticed me distancing from her and dragging me with

I planned to just catch up with her after the exams. One morning, I rushed to the school cafeteria to have some review notes photocopied. I was in a hurry as the next class was about to start. The copier machine was taking so long to make out copies and I was really flustered as I was sorting out the documents. In my haste, I accidentally dropped the stapler. Someone picked it up and gave it to me. "Here, you dropped this." Someone drawled. "I'm so sorry. I'm in a hurry. Thanks." I took the stapler then looked up, smiling. I was frozen. Facing me was the most handsome guy I have ever seen. He was tall,although not as tall as Lance, very fair, with nice, long black hair, swept in the most f

My fingers flew over the screen before I could even breathe: What the fuck did you send to my office, Romano? The typing bubbles flickered, then popped. His reply came in seconds. A single giddy bear emoji… mocking, childish, smug. Followed by: “You’re officially my work wife now… So I got you a flower, and you should wear a red gown and look prettier than the roses for me tonight… Xoxo” My stomach lurched. My fists tightened so hard my nails dug crescents into my palms. I typed back, seething, every word punching through my fingertips:

She gave a small smile and mouthed a thank you to him. They all started to talk and joke around as they had dinner. Soon, the conversation was just between Roman and Rose as they both giggled and flirted with one another. You couldn't deny the chemistry between them. "The guy asked if I was a funny person and I nodded. I don't crack the best jokes but I know for a fact that I'm funny. He mentioned he's funny too and then he goes, since we're both funny, how about we funicate. He actually meant fornicate." She shook her head, getting angry all over again. "What sort of horrible pick up like is that?" Rose was telling him the worst pickup line that had ever been used for her.

he said and laugh but I didn't care about what he's saying I just want to have sex with him. "Ahhh" "Ohh, Ugh" "Uhm" All you wanna hear in cubicles is our moan. I don't know if someone can hear us but I faster thrusting and after a minute with both reached our orgasm. We fixed our clothes before we go out but on the side of the door bathroom, Ralph was there and looked hurt. I came back to my sense and I realized that I hurt the person who treats me special and made me feel loved but I cano teach my heart to love him because someone already owns my heart and it's Genesis.

he said. "Just shut up Ryan!" "My only regret is I didn't get to kiss those rosy lips like I planned" he said. "I said shut up!" I yelled. "Have you ever touched her skin, it feels so soft and delicate and....." "Ryan!" I yelled as I dropped my towels and punched him and he fell on the bed. "Come on, don't tell me you haven't noticed how sexy our little Jasmine is" he said amidst laughter and I punched him again.

“Never thought I'd see the day. Would you mind checking the temperature in hell, darling?” Roman growled, and Lucas gave him a silly syrupy smile that was so odd, it made me laugh. This was just insane. The boom box, the jab, Lucas misplaced but quirky jokes Romans's eyes fell on mine, and an unreadable expression made his face tight. “Why are you laughing?” he asked softly. “I don't see anything funny in what he said.” For what would be the third time, I resisted rolling my eyes at him. Lucas chuckled “Brother, your sense of humor is so dry, it could strike a match.” He took my hand and leaned in to kiss my cheek.

- Romulus said, pulling him towards a limousine, not giving time to take off his clothes that were torn, pushing towards the living room carpet. About that. Sasha was going back to a binge between blowjobs towards her mansion, when four people went to have fun, Erabor’s daughter, Selene, was laughing with her legs spread, as she stood with her legs spread apart, her mouth had Alexander's cock , her pussy had Sasha's mouth, while the man on all fours had Romulus kneeling and thrusting, making a rhythmic motion. After having fun, when they exchanged positions, when the woman was riding on top of Sasha who was left with her legs apart, when Romulus was kneeling and thrusting him, when Alexander

Seeing that I got out of the kitchen, Rom hurriedly walked towards me and told- 'Sir. I hope that she won't get in trouble. I was just hot-blooded and got the impulse to kiss her. Just a kiss, nothing else. Please keep it a secret sir. I'm sure Ms. Cross will have me transferred to another branch now that I messed up.', Rom said in a pitiful tone. I took a deep breath and pretended to be an innocent outsider- 'That's okay. In fact, I know how you feel. We're both men so I understand things like that happen. Just a brotherly question here, did you fuck her already? How did she taste? Was she very sexy?'

“Are you seriously going to argue about this in front of me?” Romeo didn’t stop. “Spell hottiest? I-V-A-N.” Rose screamed, “Spell hottiestest, ” “Oh, rude!” our coworkers laughed. “Rose is really bad. Even here, when our coworkers tease us.” We all burst out laughing. I missed this, the silly laughter over nothing. We talked for hours, and the noise in the department got louder. Romeo started telling me stories from our last clubbing night, how Ashley tried to seduce him and then texted saying she wanted to commit suicide because she was so disgusted.