Funny Rom Com Novels & Stories

Soft music was playing in the background, and the scent of lemongrass clung to the air so much that I instantly felt relaxed. Ariana slipped onto the massage table next to mine with a sigh, and she said, "God, I needed this. My whole body's sore from shooting that stupid jogging scene twelve times yesterday." I looked over at her and asked, "What jogging scene?" “It’s a new romcom I’m working on,” she said. “It’s called ‘He's the One’, and I know it’s a stupid title but the check cleared so I'm not complaining." “Sounds interesting,” I said, laughing. “What’s it about?”

He asked as he got to the kitchen counter. "No. Your wife and I were just talking. She was actually telling me of an old ridiculous story which has no meaning" she replied and laughed. What? "Really?" Ryan asked in surprise. "Are you guys that close already?" "Yeah - to be sincere, your wife is so much fun to be with - especially with the funny story she told me" she said and threw a glance at me. What the hell? "Hm" Ryan mumbled and took in a slice of plantain.

he said. I laughed. “Dante Romano, the romantic?” He pulled me into a tight embrace. “That’s because I love you so much.” “Is it my fault that you became romantic?” He laughed. “Yes, entirely your fault.” I jumped off the bed, laughing. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Dante Romano—the Romantic!” I shouted. He sprang up and caught me, trying to sneak me into the bathroom, but he lifted me into his arms. “What did you say?” I clung to him upside down, screaming and laughing.

“Oh, you’ve changed your attitude? Matthew, don’t scare me. I would rather believe that pigs could climb trees than you being genuine about this relationship!” “Just you wait. I’ll prove to you guys that my feelings are more authentic than a pearl!” “Oh, I’m so scared! Mrs. Henderson, I was joking just now. Mr. Henderson has always been a loyal partner. There aren’t any rumors of him cheating on his girlfriend. He’s the most loyal man in the world.” Everyone in the room burst out in laughter after that sentence. Matthew’s face reddened. He then punched that guy. “Do you believe that I’ll kick you down from upstairs?!”

The woman laughs nervously and scurries off. I turn back to Luca. “You’re killing my vibe.” “You’re vibrating at an unhealthy frequency,” he says. “You’ve made three puns in under five minutes.” “Four,” I correct. “And that’s restraint.” He finally looks up at me then. Really looks. His gaze sharpens. The smile fades. Ah. There it is. Luca Romano doesn’t miss much. He especially doesn’t miss me turning myself into a human golden retriever on espresso.

ricky said as he licks his lips then smirked and I turned to see quincy in a red sparkling gown with her hair down and not in a bun "gosh she looks extremely beautiful" I thought as I stared at her "I think I'm gonna get down with her" he said playfully and i gave him a stare "reina.....that was only a joke" he said to me and reina made to leave while he tried holding her back

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How I met him was quite a meet-cute, never have I been in a relationship this passionate. He was everything and supported me, he gave me all I ever asked for. Since I first met him at the club, where I turned from a waitress to a striper, he had always hovered around me. He made me felt special, I could see his love for me in his eyes. We never had any problems, just small irrelevant arguments. I have been dreaming about the day he would propose to me, to be sincere, I have never been this patient in my life.

Romano, suddenly bursting into loud laughter from his position on the ground, startled both men. They turned to him, confused. “What’s so funny, fool?” Vincenzo barked, his irritation intense. Romano paused to catch his breath, his face covered with grime and filth. “I just realized we are all in the same boat here, and you guys freaking out is hilarious!” “Shut the fuck up, pendejo, you have gone crazy,” Vincenzo muttered, throwing a glance at Fernando, who shook his head in disbelief.

She slapped my bum lightly in answer to my biting, but I didn't stop, my biting went down toward her chest. "Roman behave" she says slapping my bum one more time. "No" I reply happily before leaving another bite on her neck, if she was human I'd be leaving my mark all over her, but since she's not, my bites left nothing. "Really Romy?" she asks calling me a new nickname, I love all the different nicknames and pet names I get around here. "Yes really!" I say going back to biting on her exposed chest and breast, I wasn't in my headspace anymore. She had both my hands pinned above my head, she looked at me with a devious smile this time.