Funny Rom Com Novels & Stories

The nurses must have thought I was still unconscious, because they made no effort to keep their voices down. "He's that famous guy, isn't he? The groom whose wedding got postponed nine times?" "That's him. It was all over the news. I don't know what he's holding on for. The bride obviously doesn't love him." "They traded sighs for a moment, and then one of them suddenly pointed across the hall, her voice rising with excitement. "Look over there. That's the Prescott heiress with some guy at the pharmacy counter, and she's fussing over him like he's made of glass."

“I don’t know. Isn’t he your boyfriend?” “Xavier isn’t my boyfriend.” “Pardon me. About to be your boyfriend.” “Not that either.” “Seriously, Noah,” Rina chimed in, finally tucking her phone away. “We’ve been friends for three years now and you don’t know that Lucas is Mr. Commitment-Phobe.” “I’m not a commitment-phobe. I’m just not—” “Interested in relationships. Yeah. Heard that before.” I scowled at her. She was acting entirely too cocky for my liking.

The tension there melted just a little, damn him for knowing my body so well. “And besides,” he went on, giggling in that high, manic way that grated and thrilled me at the same time, “shouldn’t you be pleased? Our little plan worked perfectly. Don Romano thought he could leave you here like some forgotten doll while he went out enjoying himself with that barren little wife of his.” He laughed again, a wet, eager sound. “But oh, how quickly their night turned sour.” “Hmm,” I hummed, tilting my head as I studied the mark on my cheek, tracing it with one sharp nail.

Why was it so hard for a man about to be fifty to keep his pants up? “Then you can have your fun too. Or did I stop you?” Romano blurted, lighting his cigar. I froze. Have my fun too? Does he mean an open marriage?

Even Nolan chuckled. Gerard narrowed his eyes at me. ‘You are going to regret telling her to call me Alphy, little mate.’ He said seductively and I feel a shiver go down my spine. “Sils! I loved this series! Rebel was so awesome and I need a man like Austin!” Romy said and I laughed. “I told you, you would like the series. The other one is a five-book series. Come with me and I will get them for you.” I said.

“Yeah. Imagine his dismay when your fiancé showed up, too. Luckily, he got his kid to distract him.” “Oh my god,” I say, shocked, my eyes going to the volleyball game where I see Daniel and Romulus giving each other high fives. “Even little Romulus is in on it!?” The guy laughs again, shaking his head. “They get ‘em young, in this world,” he says, apparently enjoying my shock. I turn back to him, then, studying him, and realizing that he’s not enjoying it in a nasty way. Instead, he, too, thinks it’s a little bit ridiculous.

I say, frowning a little. “01 Kind men are ugly. 02 Handsome men are not nice. 03 Handsome and kind men are married. 04 The handsome, kind, and single are poor. 05 Handsome, kind, single, and rich people are not interested in you. 06 The handsome, kind, single, rich, and interested people are interested in you only because of the hookup. 07 Those who are handsome, kind, single, rich, interested in you, and faithful, are homosexuals. 08 The handsome, kind, single, rich, interested in you, faithful, who do not lose interest if you are the ones who make the first step. Those men must have a problem!

“Alright, just a kiss. That’s all I’m offering.” Roman scoffed. “Why are you doing this, Ruby?” “Take it or leave it.” I shrugged. He tilted his head, pretending to consider. “What about a kiss and a touch?” “Not at all, Roman. Just a kiss.” “A kiss and two boobs?” He grinned. I laughed. “Seriously, Roman?” “A kiss, a touch, and two boobs.” He was grinning wider now. “Not a chance.” I scoffed. Roman held up his hands in mock surrender. “Alright, alright. A kiss and one boob, then.”

he said. I laughed. “Dante Romano, the romantic?” He pulled me into a tight embrace. “That’s because I love you so much.” “Is it my fault that you became romantic?” He laughed. “Yes, entirely your fault.” I jumped off the bed, laughing. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Dante Romano—the Romantic!” I shouted. He sprang up and caught me, trying to sneak me into the bathroom, but he lifted me into his arms. “What did you say?” I clung to him upside down, screaming and laughing.

} and he burst out laughing. (( She told you what? )) [[ that you'd rape me when you saw me again ]] I blushed so damn hard and rolled over ( Raven Amedith! tomorrow I will punish you! ) { eww mom, that's incest and I'm mated! } that made Romaine laugh even harder and roll over on his side { good night, I love you both } ** we love you too Rave **