Funny Scp Novels & Stories

she mockingly teased still laughing. "It is just a prank tsk" I rolled my eyes at them it is useless to talk with this two. "Not a good prank dear," Scar said. “That is why I am asking you this cause I am confused but then all you do is laugh like I said the biggest and funniest joke. I am asking because this is driving me crazy. Don’t you get it? Someone told me that I am his mate. ME? DARN, I AM A HUMAN?” I burst into anger and said that to them that made them stop laughing.

Chapter Two Of all the friends that Sam had me introduced to, I particularly had a liking for Felix. He was unique in a way and we seemed to share the same interests, like the love for superheroes, most specifically the Superman guy. Eventually, we got bored of playing soccer and some of the kids we were playing with headed to their homes. It was too early for us to go home, so we decided to play Hide and Seek afterwards, a game in which you hide and someone has to find out where you are. It was only the three of us, Sam, Felix and I. You know how the kids back in the rurals are always controlled by the city kids? Well, Felix and I hid and I made Sam look for us. After struggling, he finally

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“Soul quality is an inherent property of YOU. Not even God himself can change that for you.” “Okay…” Meph ignored the profane joke, the alarm in the back of his head sounding loudly, “So what’s my soul quality?” “Give me a minute,” The snake pretended to swing his head as if he was the one doing the work, and the game panel even showed a special effect of scanning Meph’s avatar on the page, only to put a huge, white letter above its head— F. Meph: “…” The snake: “…” This time, even the snake panicked with genuine haste in his voice: “I didn’t lie to you, I swear! I have no record in the whole system of any soul ranked at F! The lowest ever was D. For real!”

Steven starts laughing loud as I press end and look like I want to puke. Fucking nasty bitches. "dude a fucking machine that is gross",he laughs as I gag. "the mental image makes me want to throw up",I groan as Alexis rubs my back and kisses my chin. She hugs me tight as I stand there feeling gross. "we couldn't trace it my guy said it was far from here so they must be hours away. The cops are looking but if they have any houses in other names we wouldn't know and apparently the cops don't know either",Scott mumbles as he looks at his laptop. He goes back to typing and Alexis sits on his lap kissing him softly. He grins at her and pushes the laptop away hugging her.

A hint of his mischievous nature shone through his pale lips. Aarya chuckled, disregarding the signs that Scott’s time might be running out. “Can you stop ogling at my mate, you asshole?” “I... I love you, my friend,” Scott wheezed, his voice strained. “Please don’t cry after I’m gone. I know you’ll give me a kickass funeral.” He mustered a chuckle. “And I… I have something for Little Boss Baby in my a... apartment. Please give that to him.”

Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe) What is it, Soph? Are you okay? I_pooped No! I need you guys! Yes_you_suck (Mia) Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia. Chloe_awesome_scott Are you okay though, Soph? Is something wrong? I_ pooped Um...yeah, something is very wrong. Cereal_killer Spill. What is it? I_pooped I am bored. Chloe_awesome_scott ... Yes_you_suck You can consider yourself dead.

What the fuck is that? I fling Harley's blanket off me and bolt up, storming to the door in a fit of rage due to being woken up from my peaceful, arousing sleep. I unbolt the locks and swing the door open, grimacing at Trigger's smug face as he stands there with a devious grin on his lips and a cigarette tucked behind his ear. “What the fuck do you want, Scotty?” “Aw, you're not happy to see your best friend? I just got out of prison, man. I thought you'd be happier to see me.”

"You don't understand how so many sellers take advantage of people these days. If this bean weren't smart, she'd get scammed too." She pulled out her phone and shoved it in my face. On the screen, a video showed a carton of strawberries bursting open for no apparent reason. Their inner flesh was pitch-black with a sticky, slimy liquid oozing out, and they looked completely rotten. I was so speechless that I almost laughed, but I managed to hold it in and keep a straight face. "Doesn't it look realistic? The platform's customer service will definitely approve the refund request the second they see this," Laurel added.

My mind must be playing tricks on me. And this is bad! I can feel how he steps closer, and I fear that I have to give up my poker face soon just as the repetitive beeping of the warrior disrupts, signalling how his heartbeat is skyrocketing. My head snaps to the monitor, and Scott speaks, forcing me to jump as if he startled me. ‘You are so funny,’ my wolf mocks me, making me snarl at her. ‘Let me be funny then,’ I retort, turning towards Scott to answer his question just when I feel a strong hand wrapping around my arm.