Funny Scp Novels & Stories

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

My eyes suddenly became touched by my change of mood from devastation to happiness and I wanted to let out a tear. "Oh my goodness, what company could that be?" My excitement could be heard in my girly voice. "What else but the famous SCREAM TV?" He said as my eyes widened more. I had always wanted to broadcast for SCREAM TV. They are the real deal. They also have this entertaining talk show where they invite celebrities for chips & chat (that's literally the name of the show, Chips & Chat). The last time I checked, they had branches almost everywhere, and now they are moving down to my home town too.

“WHAT THE FU.CK HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?” “THERE’S NO FU.CKING WAY ANYONE WILL HELP WITH HIM TAKING LEAD.” “YOU STU.PID MOTHER FU.CKER” I wait for them to calm down a bit. Alex and Cal are beet red, I can only imagine what Scott looks like right now. ‘Dude… can you blame them?’ ‘No, not really.’ “I can’t think of anyone better either though.” Scotts sullenly adds.

I said with some swagger. Scott then teased “I saw that man bun - Did you guys discuss similar hair care product?” He said with a smirk. “Wait is this some Fabio type mother fucker? Are you for real?” Grady asked sharply. “What?! No! Not even a little!” I responded with a chuckle. Scott always being the voice of reason said “Well was he a nice guy? Or am I the only one without ‘hemp sex’ on my weekly bingo card?” “I don’t know, Grady - his nipples weren’t pierced but he had gauges… that’s kind of the same thing right?” I asked sarcastically. “Not even a little - girls with nipple piercings do the most wild and kinky shit without much convincing. Guys with gauges just wants to ride a fucking

I didn’t have much money, and I wasn’t particularly capable. [After arriving here, the system told me that if I helped Miley take her company public, I would be allowed to go home. [I could have left much earlier, but I couldn't bear to leave you. [You were the only thing in this world I couldn't let go of. [The USB drive contains all the evidence needed to bring down Sean and Everdusk Group. [But now isn’t the time. [Dad asked Uncle Dylan to calculate everything. The best time to use it is when you’re twenty-five.

“It’s like 6 A.M here...I think we’re turning in. Charlotte and Livy passed out right before you called us back, but we wanted to stay up.” “Skype me anytime, Ceen. I’m glad we got to talk to Vasha.” Liza waved, and Brody gave her bunny ears. Seeing their reflection in the smaller video chat box, Liza whirled around and cussed Brody out animatedly. Vasha choked on her laughter and I shook my head at them. ********************

Scott gestured a bow. “No no, you shouldn’t apologize or bow your head. That’s disrespectful even to me,” I began to giggle loudly. “Why are you giggling? What seems to be so funny?” He asked with a puzzled look on his face. “No no. The fact that I was also thinking of approaching you with said matter is funny to me. It was as if you read my mind!” I giggled. Alpha Scott scoffed. “Then I take back my apologies.” “Amber?” He called.

He message me on I*******m. S8: Sent a photo. I quickly click the photo he send. I almost trip of what I've seen. It's me sleeping on the library. Urgh... This asshole. How can he took picture of me looking like a corpse. I'm on the table with my glasses on and half dead ass on my math homework sleeping. Right, he's on my side that day. Studying and I can't even focus because every side there's always girls looking at us. They are not studying mathematics or science but they are studying Shawn. After that incident, I never studied with him.

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He didn't wear any fabric that was black—just a cream polo, ripped jeans, and… slippers? Slippers. The image short-circuited my brain. It was giving ‘I accidentally wore this out,’ but somehow on him, it looked like it was worn by a Louis Vuitton model. “Mr—Mr. Scarpa,” I breathed. A smile curled at his mouth. Not arrogant or amused. Just… soft and warm. Like he’d stepped out of a storm and into sunlight. “I came here looking to buy something,” he said, his voice almost bashful. “Didn’t expect you’d be the one attending to me. But I’m glad.”